What You Get For Listening To The Radio

[suicide_baka]

Here is the first round robin that I have done. So anyone please go ahead and write someting after me.


"Gooooood Morning you good people of L-1! It is 7:30 am and you are listening to Star 101.5."

Heero Yuy slapped his alarm clock and groaned.

"I hate good mornings."

He got up to brush his teeth. He then stripped and got in the shower. He gave a little yelp when the cold water ran down his back but it passed.

He dried his body and walked out of the bathroom with a towel around his hip. He went straight to his closet and bent down to pick out his socks.

"Well here is something that would probably make your morning more interesting!"

Heero hit his head on a shelf when the alarm clock went back on.

"Damnit..I forgot to turn the second alarm off...wait..since when did I have a second alarm? I always get up early." he shrugged.

He walked over to the alarm. "What could possible make my morning more interesting?"

He was about to turn it off when..

"You could win a dinner date with Relena Peacecraft!"

Heero stopped. "Relena Peacecraft?"

"Yes, that's right. Relena Peacecraft! All you have to do is look at the back of your new phone book that you should recieve today and if you have the right code then you could win a dinner date with Relena Peacecraft!"

It has been 2 years since Heero last saw Relena. He hadn't made any contact with her.

"I'll reveal the code in 10 min. so ya'll grab your phone books and get ready!"

Heero laughed and continued getting dressed.

'Why should I care? I mean like, I could see her anytime right? Huh, who wants to look in their phone book just so they can be disappointed and not win? Anyone in this whole world could have the right book.'

Just then, his apartment doorbell rang and he ran to answer it. Just what he suspected, his new phone books where right there. He grabbed it and ran back inside. He slid on his socks all the way to the radio.

"Welcome back ya'll! If you are just joinning us, well then here is the scoop. If you have the right code in your new phone book then you could win a dinner date with Relena Peacecraft! So go get your phone books right now."

"Already got it." answered Heero.

"I mean it ya'll, go get your phone books."

"I GOT IT!!!" shouted Heero.

"Okay here is the code...ya'll ready for this?"

"Just say it already!!!!" Heero was now screaming at the radio like it was a real person.

"The code is....4...H..Y...That was the code! Some lucky person out there has just won a date with Relena Peacecraft! If your that lucky person then call us and we can set you up fast!"

Heero stared at the book with his mouth open.

"Holy crap." He said.



Anyone wanna go next?

[Gundam Girl]

Heero stared at the phone book in his hands as though it had bitten him. Well, in a way it had, right in the mental stability area.

Because he was sure he was crazy.


It didn't happen. It just didn't happen. People did not just wake up, get a new phone book and simply because it had his comrade's Gundam number and his own initials didn't mean he had rights to date Relena.

Quatre is going to love this, he thought irritably.

"We're right here, you lucky winner you! I am supposing you are tongue-tied right now..."

"Uh..." Heero stuttered.

"...so we'll play a song while you pull yourself together! And ya'll who didn't win...sucks to be you!"

The song that came on he considered completely coincidental.

"Did you ever know that you're my hero...?"

Heero winced. He didn't know if he loved Bette Midler or despised her. He blew out a breath, and waited for the music to fade at the end of the song before lifting the phone and dialing.

"Heeeello! You must be the lucky caller here on CINQ."

"Erm, I..." He took a deliberate breath. "I'm Heero. Yes, I won."

And it suddenly dawned on him.

"Well, Heero Yuy, congratulations!"

He had a date with Relena. No interruptions. Him, her, at a table, in a nice, cozy restaraunt, all them. All her. Her looking most likely very attractive.

"We'll just set Ms. Peacecraft on the other line here..."

"You what - No!" Heero cried. "Don't call her!"

The DJ hesitated. "Sorry?"

"Don't call the Vice Foreign Minister," he gritted out. "I... I just..."

"Oh, you want to surprise her. Suave, real suave. I'll be needing tips from you, boy. Ah well, if that's the way you want it, that's the way you get it." The DJ cleared his throat and gave him the address of the restaraunt and the time he was supposed to be there. "You have fun tonight, Mr. Yuy. Dazzle that dazzling woman!"

Heero replaced the receiver in the cradle and muttered to himself. "Unbelievable."

He was going on his first date with Relena...via a radio show. Pathetic.

***

"Weeeee'll get back to you folks at home in a few minutes. Right now, here's some Two-Mix for ya!"

Duo leaned back in his seat as the music played. Turning off the microphone that carried his voice to the citizens of Cinq Kingdom, he grinned. "Good lucky, Heero. You'll need it, pal."

[WhiteWindRRose]

Tomorrow at eight thirty...
Heero grabbed his worn, brown jacket and shoved his arms into the sleeves, angry at everything yet strangely unwilling to do anything about his predicament. His thoughts were on the next night and her... What would she wear?

A dark, faint chuckled resounded in his eas. "Thigh-highs and the works!" He recognised it as his own voice yet he hadn't spoken at all. Nonetheless, the words sparked a chain of other more erotic thoughts of the former Queen of the World. Heero scowled--shaking his head.

"Damn... Don't you remember her--those beautiful locks of golden hair, her deep, heart-warming eyes..." Heero grunted and grabbed his keys, cell phone, and wallet. The voice continued mercilessly.

"Those pink lips... Don't you wonder how they taste like? Can't forget how gorgeous she looked when you got her mad. Remember the hard-on that wouldn't leave for hours?"

His stomach lurched; he knew what this would lead to. Heero barked, "Shut the hell up!" Swaggering out the front door and locking it behind him, he made his way into the driver's seat of his black BMW and slammed the door shut. He didn't have time for this.

"You're not seriously going to work are you?" Heero didn't reply.

"You don't have anything to wear tomorrow, baka! All you have are dirty polos and jeans! How're you supposed to dazzle her with those?"

Heero's eyebrows quirked up. The Voice had him there. He got off at 10:00 P.M. By then the stores would be closed; tomorrow he coincidentally got off at eight leaving thirty minutes to change, buy some flowers, and get there. Reluctantly he took out his cell phone and dialed.

Someone picked up immediately. "Good morning, Mr. Yuy. I--"

Heero interrupted, "Greg, I can't come to work today. Flu." He left no time for his subordinate to answer and hung up.

"That's more like it Yuy! Now, off to the mall!"

[Kaili Charmer]

Heero got into his black AC199 Lexus and headed for the mall. He pondered what he should buy as he drove.
"Dazzle her, ne? I've no idea why fashion should make a difference... if I'm going to date her, she's supposed to like me for what I am, right?" Heero said, pausing the car at a stoplight.
"You're a moron if you believe that's how it works on these kind of dates"
"'these kind of dates?'"
"First dates... with Relena Peacecraft"
"Oh."
"So you're going to buy a slick outfit to sweep her off her feet, right?"
"Hn."
"And a bouquet of roses would be nice too..."
"Hn."
"think she likes chocolate too..."
"shut up"
"And what about...?"
"Why am I conversing with myself???" Heero shouted. Suddenly there was a loud HOOOOONK!!!! "What?!!" he yelled at the car behind him.
The driver of the car flicked him off and pointed to the light while yelling "Get a move on!" Heero turned back to the light. It was green.
"oops."

Traffic seemed reasonable after that little stoplight incident until he hit the freeway.
"Does my car have a sign that says 'go ahead of me, it only pisses me off' or am I just imagining that idiot pulled right in front of me?" Heero commented, slamming on his breaks to let the car that had just come off a ramp proceed without rear-ending him. After the car never sped up, Heero accelerated and changed lanes. The car seemed to be psychically following Heero's actions, as it changed lanes as well. "Son of a...!" Again, the breaks were punched and Heero saved his car from being wrecked in front. Unfortunately, that didn't save the back, as another car ran into Heero from behind. CRASH!! He grunted with the jolt, airbags popping out and smoldering his face. "Mmph!" He punched the airbag and it burst, sending out a load of air that hit Heero's hair like a gust of wind, blowing his already messy hair into a straight out fro. He glared as he pulled over to the side of the freeway with the car who'd crashed behind him. He opened his door in a frenzy, got out, and slammed his door shut. He noticed the driver of the tinted windowed car was opening their door too, so he stomped toward the door.
"I cannot BELIEVE this! What am I supposed to drive in to my date tonight?" Heero growled. "Let me tell you..." Heero stopped when he saw who the driver was.

[Stuntcat]

"Zechs!?! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE!?!" Heero shouted at the white haired man. Zechs simply glared up at him and then hissed out between clenched teeth:

"My LITTLE SISTER SOLD HERSELF ON A RADIO! I'm going to kick the dorkus who thinks he's going to take her out on a date from here to Earth. Now butt out Yuy!"

Heero gaped at Zechs for a moment before saying:

"But I-"

[suicide_baka]

Heero couldn't believe it. He despertaly wanted to dissapper after seeing who popped out of the opposite car. It was the second worst thing that had happened today. It was horriable, it was scary, it was....

"Duo!? What the hell?"

"Heero? What the hell are you doing hitting my car?!"

"You came on to me first!"

"Did not!"

"Did too!"

"Not!"

"Too!"

Both were pulled out of their childish fight as other drivers came out to yell at them honking their horns.

"Ah shut up!" shouted Duo.

Heero pulled out his cellphone to call for a tow truck to come pick up the crashed cars. This was not going to be a happy day.

***

"So, why were you in such a rush?"

Heero and Duo sat on the side of the crub as they waited for the tow truck to arrive.......2 hours ago.

"Why aren't you at work?"

Duo looked taken back. "Me?! What about you? Crashing into people's cars like that. It's not a moblie suit you know."

Heero looked at his watch. It was already 6 and he still didn't get an outfit for his date. Frustrated, he buried his hands into his hair.

It was quiet until Duo finally couldn't hold it.

"Who's the girl?"

Heero's head popped back up.

"Wha what?"

Duo's sly grin came up and he poked Heero in the shoulder.

"Don't play dumb with me. I heard you when you came out of the car. So who is she?"

Heero just grunted and Duo frowned.

"Come on! You know I'll figure it out sooner or later."

He did have a point. He always was in to who was with who and things.

"Forget it Duo. Just pay for the damage on my car."

"I have a better idea." Duo was now grinning like a crazy fool and Heero was starting to get the chills.

"What?"

"Hah, you pay for the damage on the car and I won't tell anyone that you are stressing out with your date with...RELENA!"

Heero's eyes widdened. This was blackmail.

"You wouldn't."

"I would."

Heero glared at him but Duo knew he won this one. Heero's head sunk down.

"I bet you don't even have an outfit!"

Heero's head sunk down even lower.

"How did you know?" He said in a low whisper.

"I'm sorry?"

"How did you know!?"

"Oh, it was easy. After all, i'm the one who planned it."

"WHAT?!"

"Yup. Now all I have to do is tell Relena all about this."

"She still doesn't know?!"

"Nope and this would be one hell of a story over the phone."

Heero grabbed Duo and pulled his up.

"Maxwell, i'm going to kill you!"

"You can't. It's on your concract."

"Fuck the contract."

"Fuck Relena."

"What?"

"You know you want to and after that date maybe you will."

"DUO!"

"Alright calm down. She does know but she doesn't know who."

Heero didn't feel any better and was still grabbing on to him.

"Look I did this for Relena okay? She's been under a lot of stress lately and the best you could do is go and see her. You haven't seen her in awhile right? Besides, her birthday is coming up soon."

Heero finally let go of Duo and nodded.

"Alright then, let's go get you an outfit and make Relena wish she never let you leave her sight." he said as he started down the road with Heero next to him.

Duo smirked.

'Radio station ad...$500.......Car crash......$2000......seeing Heero and Relena both together.......priceless.'

[suicide_baka]

oops sorry Stuntcat I didn't know you wanted to go. My laptop didn't exactly update. We can go with yours if you want.

[WhiteWindRRose]

uhhh... r we going by suicide or stunt??

[suicide_baka]

Hah! Good point....I think either one would do

[WhiteWindRRose]

someone go!!!! i call after them!