He's What?! Part 5

[suicide_baka]

Well I got some extra time on my hands before I go to sleep so I might as well put in part 5 of the story before I forget all my ideas. I need an early sleep for my history test. AHHHH god History! I hate it!


Relena looked at all the papers spread out on her desk. She slumped in her chair and put her hands to her face. God she hated these things (just like my tests, hah!). She looked at her watch and saw that she was able to go home in a couple of min. so she started getting ready and put the papers in her briefcase. When all of a sudden there was a knock on her door.

"Come in."

The one and only Trowa came in.

"Oh Trowa. What brings you here?"

"I came to drop off the rest of your files." he said as he handed them to her.

"Great some more work to go over. Aren't I the luckiest person in the world?" she said sarcasticlly.

He gave a little smirk that made her smile.

"You know, you should smile more. You look a lot better when you show some smile."

"I'll keep that in mind. Are you going home?"

"Yeah, you think I would want to stay here all day?"

"Would you want to go somewhere else instead?"

"Like where?"

"Maybe out to eat."

"Are you asking me out?"

"You could think of it that way."

Relena smiled.

"What the hell. I'd love too."

Trowa gave a genuwine smile this time.

"See I told you that you would look good with a smile."

"You really think so?"

"Definatly."


Heero was just staring out the window from his office thinking about last night.

'How can I prove to her that I am not.....gay?' he thought.

He was taken away from his thoughts from a knock on his door.

"Hey Heero."

"Quatra."

"Here are some files."

He opened them up and looked at them.

"Aren't these for Relena?"

"Yeah but she went out and wanted you to look at them."

"Where would she be going?" he said as he looked back out the window. He got his answer when he saw her walking to her car with Trowa.

Quatra came over to look at what he was looking at and smiled.

"She is going out somewhere with Trowa."

"What? Why is she..uh I mean..I don't care where she goes. She can go where ever she wants." he said as he tried his best not to look back out the window.

"Heero, have you ever thought about telling her how you feel?"

"What are you talking about? I have no feellings for her."

"Sure that is what you say but try telling yourself that."

Heero looked over at Quatra as if he had just read him like a book.

"If you wait to long then someone else can have the chance and take her away from you forever. Oh course you don't feel crud about her so why listen to me?" he said as he left his office.

Quatra went around the corner and waited until he saw Heero come out of his office with his jacket and car keys. He then took out his phone and called Duo.

"Duo here."

"Hey Duo. Operation Jealousy is on it's way. Heero is leaving the building as we speak."

"Gotcha buddy. I see him."

Quatra hung up and ran to a window and saw Duo catch up with Heero tried to grab Duo's neck until Duo said something that made him stop.

"Listen buddy! I am not gay and I not that you ain't either, am I right?!" Duo shouted.

"What do you want Duo?"

"I want to help you get Relena."

"......"

"Fine I will do the talking. I know where Trowa is taking Relena and my plan is for us to go there and spy on them, you know just to see if Trowa is going to make a move."

"And how are we going to watch them upclose with out them seeing us?"

Duo grinned a very evil grin that left Heero having chills down his spine.

"Oh hell no Duo! I told you I am not gay!"

"I know your not! I"m not either but if we go there TOGETHER then they won't suspect something!"

"Yes they will! Relena would think that I really am gay!"

"Okay calm down. How about this. I call Hilde and tell her to sit with you at the table and maybe you can flirt around with her to get Relena jealous."

"Where will you be?"

"Uh I dont' know yet but i'll think of something. Are you in?" he said as put his hand out to shake on it.

Heero looked at the hand and then at Duo and then at his hand again until he finally shoke it.

"This better work."

"Trust me it will work. Now let me go call Hilde."

Duo ran to a payphone and put some change in.

Ring Ring

"Hello?"

"Hilde babe. I told you that you will be needed for this part."

"Let me guess, you told him to go inside the restuarnt together?"

"Yup. Aren't you proud of me?"

"Watever. Does Trowa know where to sit so we can get the table near them?"

"Yup I called him earlyer to go over the plan before he went to ask Relena."

"Alright, I"ll be right there."

"Okie dokie. Oh and Hilde?"

"What?"

"Why did I have to act gay?"

"Duo we have been over this a billion times already."

"Yeah but I don't want to known as a gay person."

"We are only doing this so we can get Heero and Relena together so just go with it before you mess everything up!"

"Alright, alright. I love you."

BEEP BEEP BEEP...

"Fine then, be that way."

Duo hung up the phone and ran back to Heero.

"Okay buddy. Let's go get your girl."


Okay there is part 5. Now I need some sleep for my test tomorrow. I hate History!!! Why did it have to be history?!

[Numena]

Wow, you added another chapter so quickly!! It's a conspiracy and everyone's in on it! I love when Duo messes around with Heero's life it's always so amusing. Hope you add more soon. Oh, and good luck on your test!

[aku_ryo]

well i definately like the conspiracy ideas, but maybe you shoudl lay off the heero as a gay basher thing a bit, after all we dont wan to offend any potential readers... even a little bit ... now deep breath, heero could just be his usual slightly jealous, non talkative grumpy self instead of hyper help relena thinks im gay heero, anyway

*ouch* what was that for!!!

*hn* indeed!!!

*panic stare* eek!!!

aku aku

[Julia]

mwahahahaha!!!!!
This is definotly different of the other stories!!!!!! Heero gay!!!!!!lol
So where's wu-man [don't call me that ona!!!(shut up i'm writing!!)]
Sooooooo what will Heero do and Lena!!! Trowa is not bad but......
Moremoremore plizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz (jumping everywhere)

[Fatimai1]

this fic is so0o funny, i laugh everytime. I like it. plz post MORE!!!