Blissful Ignorance

I got an evil idea for a round robin. My only rule is that there are no rules...(Certainly makes things more interesting...)
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Disclaimer: All I own in this story is the idea...
Warning! Hyperactive Heero Yuy ahead!
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Heero stood in front of the mirror in his room after consuming vast amounts of Halloween candy (It's September) a devilish gleam shone in his steely eyes.

He cleared his throat as the stereo came on.

"I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love," he smiled as he tugged on the collar of his preventer jacket, using a stuffed bat as a microphone.

"Love's going to leave me
I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts," he jumped on the large four poster bed ,dancing.

He pulled his jacket of as he bounded of the bed, dancing in the middle of the floor,
"And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan
And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing."

The song continued while Heero stripped. Now down to his boxers, dancing on the coffee table in the living room, singing.
"I'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy poor pussy cat
I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me
And I'm too sexy for this song."

As Heero turned around, the front door opened and five very suprised women stood in the doorway, just finished with a shopping trip. A very pregnant Noin blinked, Dorothy, Catherine, and Sally's jaws dropped, and Hilde smiled. Relena blushed madly as the black boxers with the red hearts landed on her head...

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Ok, who's next?

wow i wish i could've seen that!! Wonder what he was thinking...

............HAHAHAHAHAHA! Heero can strip for me any day! Just send him over and I'll put him straight to work!

-muse-

That made me laugh so much... what a great concept! And that song is so much campy fun in of itself!

hehehe. sooo cute! heero and dancing. at first i couldn't quite picture but my imagination can go to great lengths. lol. this was absolutely cute!

You guys do realize that this is a Round Robin, right? I want someone to take it from here! C'mon!

On sight of the women Heero immediately lost his footing and stumbled backwards. His nimble fingers quickly placed the stuffed bat so it was covering his apendage, and he landed with a hard 'thump' on the wood floor.

After deeply inhaling the dark, musky scent that came with the discarded underwear, Relena suddenly snapped out of her daze and began flustering with it. Muffled laughter was heard from all around as Heero lifted himself and the table up midst the steady beat of the song continuing.

"Guess Yuy's too sexy for us all." Dorothy couldn't resist. Giggles escalated into full fledged laughter, and they found themselves leaning onto each other for stability and gasping for air--boxers forgotten in Relena's left hand.

Heero made a Duo-pout and sniffed loudly referring to his hurt manly pride. Instead of the usual Yuy death glare they were met by an evil smirk. "Precisely."

Hilde made a low howl, "OOOOOOOOHHH!"

Catherine licked her lips eagerly. "Hey, girls! Could you believe the pilot thinks he's too hot for us?"

Relena strapped the cloth over the front of her waist, the deep violet hearts stretching. "As I see it, he's going way over his head!"

Noin agreed, "Yes! I'm a married woman, but you just wait until you see what they've bought!" She gestured toward the varied bags, Dorothy with the largest, unlabeled black duffle. Turning to her pals she continued, "You said we needed a judge to help us choose the perfect suites for the contest! And here we have him--nearly naked in front of us!" She got a couple of smiles with the last remark.

"A swim suite contest?" Heero grunted. "In September?"

"I know! That's what I told Dorothy!" Relena sighed exasperatedly.

"If you didn't want to sign up, why did you?" Dorothy crossed her arms indignantly.

Noin interveined before Relena could reply. It was that time of the month again, and you could always find the two diplomats at each other's throats though Relena would protest that she was only 'defending' herself. "Well, we've finished that already! We need a guy's opinion and you all know it!"

They chorused, "Well..."

*sigh* What I would give to see Heero in that state of (un)dress. I'd never have a prob w/ him stripping in front of me... *sigh melodramatically* Too bad he isn't real...

Who's writing the next part?

Morrighan wrote:*sigh* What I would give to see Heero in that state of (un)dress. I'd never have a prob w/ him stripping in front of me...

yes! I agree completely!

WWR: I'll pay you ten bucks to strip!
Heero: ::snorts::
WWR: What? What's wrong with ten! FINE! Fifteen!
Heero: Do you know how many people are banging on my door just to ask me to lift up my shirt sleeve? Besides, I'm not looking for mo--
WWR: FINE! Don't do it! ::scowls:: Wait until I write the follow up chapter to my prolouge! Let's just say it'll burn to pee...
Heero: O_o You wouldn't...
WWR: I'll bet cha ten--no--Fifteen! Fifteen buckz!

Morrighan wrote:Too bad he isn't real...

Heero: *POOFS INTO SMOKE*
WWR: Heero? AWWW! I though u were gonna strip... ::sniff::

oh! and yes, who wants 2 go next! someone continue!

this was funny! I was going to add to it, but I noticed there was a part 2. On to that now, eh?
~kai