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Ard Rhys
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I got an evil idea for a round robin. My only rule is that there are no rules...(Certainly makes things more interesting...)
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Disclaimer: All I own in this story is the idea...
Warning! Hyperactive Heero Yuy ahead!
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Heero stood in front of the mirror in his room after consuming vast amounts of Halloween candy (It's September) a devilish gleam shone in his steely eyes.

He cleared his throat as the stereo came on.

"I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love," he smiled as he tugged on the collar of his preventer jacket, using a stuffed bat as a microphone.

"Love's going to leave me
I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts," he jumped on the large four poster bed ,dancing.

He pulled his jacket of as he bounded of the bed, dancing in the middle of the floor,
"And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan
And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing."

The song continued while Heero stripped. Now down to his boxers, dancing on the coffee table in the living room, singing.
"I'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy poor pussy cat
I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me
And I'm too sexy for this song."

As Heero turned around, the front door opened and five very suprised women stood in the doorway, just finished with a shopping trip. A very pregnant Noin blinked, Dorothy, Catherine, and Sally's jaws dropped, and Hilde smiled. Relena blushed madly as the black boxers with the red hearts landed on her head...

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Ok, who's next?
:D
This is the way the world ends...
This is the way the world ends...
This is the way the world ends...

Not with a bang but with a whimper
~T.S. Elliot
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Post by Fatimai1 »

wow i wish i could've seen that!! :lol: Wonder what he was thinking...
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Post by silent muse »

............HAHAHAHAHAHA! Heero can strip for me any day! Just send him over and I'll put him straight to work! :lol:

-muse-
"Sometimes I wish I could go back to being five again, where the most difficult decision I had to make was whether I colored the flower red or blue. Back to when my brothers and I would stay out all day playing cops and robbers or cowboys and Indians. Back to when life was easy and carefree. But that would mean a life when I didn’t know you. I don’t think I’d like that too much."
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Post by AngelOfDeath »

That made me laugh so much... what a great concept! And that song is so much campy fun in of itself!
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Post by raine_yuy »

hehehe. sooo cute! heero and dancing. at first i couldn't quite picture but my imagination can go to great lengths. lol. this was absolutely cute!
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Post by Ard Rhys »

You guys do realize that this is a Round Robin, right? I want someone to take it from here! C'mon! :D
This is the way the world ends...
This is the way the world ends...
This is the way the world ends...

Not with a bang but with a whimper
~T.S. Elliot
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Post by WhiteWindRRose »

On sight of the women Heero immediately lost his footing and stumbled backwards. His nimble fingers quickly placed the stuffed bat so it was covering his apendage, and he landed with a hard 'thump' on the wood floor.

After deeply inhaling the dark, musky scent that came with the discarded underwear, Relena suddenly snapped out of her daze and began flustering with it. Muffled laughter was heard from all around as Heero lifted himself and the table up midst the steady beat of the song continuing.

"Guess Yuy's too sexy for us all." Dorothy couldn't resist. Giggles escalated into full fledged laughter, and they found themselves leaning onto each other for stability and gasping for air--boxers forgotten in Relena's left hand.

Heero made a Duo-pout and sniffed loudly referring to his hurt manly pride. Instead of the usual Yuy death glare they were met by an evil smirk. "Precisely."

Hilde made a low howl, "OOOOOOOOHHH!"

Catherine licked her lips eagerly. "Hey, girls! Could you believe the pilot thinks he's too hot for us?"

Relena strapped the cloth over the front of her waist, the deep violet hearts stretching. "As I see it, he's going way over his head!"

Noin agreed, "Yes! I'm a married woman, but you just wait until you see what they've bought!" She gestured toward the varied bags, Dorothy with the largest, unlabeled black duffle. Turning to her pals she continued, "You said we needed a judge to help us choose the perfect suites for the contest! And here we have him--nearly naked in front of us!" She got a couple of smiles with the last remark.

"A swim suite contest?" Heero grunted. "In September?"

"I know! That's what I told Dorothy!" Relena sighed exasperatedly.

"If you didn't want to sign up, why did you?" Dorothy crossed her arms indignantly.

Noin interveined before Relena could reply. It was that time of the month again, and you could always find the two diplomats at each other's throats though Relena would protest that she was only 'defending' herself. "Well, we've finished that already! We need a guy's opinion and you all know it!"

They chorused, "Well..."
"You see, my plan is working. For it is written that 'if the wise man always appears stupid, his failures do not disappoint, and his success gives pleasant surprise."
Maggie smacked my leg. "That is not written."
"Sure it is, Imbeciles three, verse seven."
~Bif and Maggie, Lamb by Christopher Moore

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Post by Morrighan »

*sigh* What I would give to see Heero in that state of (un)dress. :lol: I'd never have a prob w/ him stripping in front of me... :D *sigh melodramatically* Too bad he isn't real... :D

Who's writing the next part?
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Post by WhiteWindRRose »

Morrighan wrote:*sigh* What I would give to see Heero in that state of (un)dress. :lol: I'd never have a prob w/ him stripping in front of me... :D


yes! I agree completely!

WWR: I'll pay you ten bucks to strip!
Heero: ::snorts::
WWR: What? What's wrong with ten! FINE! Fifteen!
Heero: Do you know how many people are banging on my door just to ask me to lift up my shirt sleeve? Besides, I'm not looking for mo--
WWR: FINE! Don't do it! ::scowls:: Wait until I write the follow up chapter to my prolouge! Let's just say it'll burn to pee...
Heero: O_o You wouldn't...
WWR: I'll bet cha ten--no--Fifteen! Fifteen buckz!
Morrighan wrote:Too bad he isn't real...
Heero: *POOFS INTO SMOKE*
WWR: Heero? AWWW! I though u were gonna strip... ::sniff::

oh! and yes, who wants 2 go next! someone continue!
"You see, my plan is working. For it is written that 'if the wise man always appears stupid, his failures do not disappoint, and his success gives pleasant surprise."
Maggie smacked my leg. "That is not written."
"Sure it is, Imbeciles three, verse seven."
~Bif and Maggie, Lamb by Christopher Moore

Nobody's perfect. Well, there was this one guy, but we killed him.
~Anonymous
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Post by Kaili Charmer »

this was funny! I was going to add to it, but I noticed there was a part 2. On to that now, eh?
~kai
Last edited by Kaili Charmer on Wed Apr 30, 2003 9:09 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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