[Ficlet ~ PG-13] Parental Guidance

[wingzerosnuggles]

Title: Parental Guidance
Continuity: Nonsensical Nuances
Length: Ficlet
Pairings: 1xR
Prompt: None
Teaser: "I was simply paraphrasing one of your brother's more quotable statements. I thought it fit the situation."
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5141105/26/ ... al_Nuances

Disclaimer: GW = not mine.

Author's Note: Goodness, I have a fever right now and I still have a shitload of work to do. T_T Anyway, here's a short dialogue-only fast forward into 1xR's married life. This is roughly seventeen years in, I suppose.

Nonsensical Nuances
by mistress amethyst une

Parental Guidance

"You honestly thought that was an appropriate greeting, Heero?"

"I was simply paraphrasing one of your brother's more quotable statements. I thought it fit the situation."

"Dorothy's going to start another war once she hears about that."

"She needs to teach her son some manners."

"Your daughter needs to dress more appropriately."

"So she's my daughter now? It takes two to procreate, Relena."

"I'll acknowledge her again once the rebellious phase is over. She stopped listening to me once she hit fifteen."

"At least, she's not following your example."

"What's that supposed to mean?"

"At her age, we were hardly chaste."

"We weren't the poster children for promiscuity either."

"Your brother begged to differ."

"Milliardo overreacted. You have no business following his example."

"I have every right. Besides, Zechs was somewhat justified. Some of the things we did in bed should be illegal."

"The boy only gave her a peck on the cheek, Heero! I consider that an excellent exercise in restraint considering what she was wearing."

"I still stand by what I said."

"Right. You do that. Meanwhile, I'm off to Quatre and Dorothy's to do some damage control. You did not mean what you told their son."

"I did mean it. If our daughter sees their son's penis, I will cut it off. Slowly."

[Elyn Yuy]

*sputters laughing uncontrollably*