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HE-HE!! *continues to laugh hysterically* Ooh... Nice one!! *unabashedly stares* :D :D
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bookworm Tortures Duox2

Bookworm opened her book.

?Hmm??

She gave a thoughtful smile.

?This will be?INTERESTING.?

~*~

?I CAN?T TAKE IT!?

Four men turned to look at their American comrade, who was pacing around the room.

The silent one of the group summed it up.

?You had none.?

The American pilot nodded his head.

?None! NONE! For one month!?

The four shared a look.

The blond one smiled tentatively.

?Duo, one month is nothing compared to the missions that takes months to finished.?

Duo snorted.

?It isn?t the same.?

His Chinese friend arched his eyebrow.

?And why not??

?Hilde?s right there! Within the same house! In another room! IT. ISN?T. THE. SAME.?

The Perfect Soldier got up from his chair.

?Your fight, your problem.?

And he began to walk out of the room.

The others, including Duo, followed suit.

Of course, the American persisted with his marital torture.

?Still??

?Duo, shut up.?

Duo scowled while his Chinese buddy smirked.

The Preventer 5 strode down the hallway, towards the meeting room to discuss some Preventer business, when they passed a closed room where?

?And how are you surviving??

?With this!?

The group of gals stared at the?

Hilde smirked.

?I call this Mecha Duo.?

Outside the room, the real Duo paused. The others also repeated that action.

Relena eyed the toy with indifference.

?I prefer the REAL one.?

The group stared at her.

?Aren?t you lonely when Heero is in a mission??

Relena SMILED and sipped her tea.

?Oh, the wait is nothing.?

They?stared at her some more.

?Oh.?

Relena continued sipping her tea.

Midii shook her head.

?I don?t get you, girl. I mean, I have one.?

Dorothy seconded that.

Even Sally raised her hand.

?Have you at least tried one??

Relena looked at the toy in the German girl?s hand.

?Oh, I had one. The BEST one, in fact. But??

Relena?SMIRKED.

?I had the greatest pleasure of getting rid of it?with Heero watching me dispense it.?

Relena crossed her legs.

?And afterwards??

She got this?LOOK on her face.

The other girls spoke in unison.

?Oh.?

?Ahem.?

The group turned?

?and found their husbands standing at the open doorway.

Duo stared at the toy.

Then his eyes met his wife?s gaze.

?Mecha Duo??

Hilde blushed.

Duo?WALKED towards his wife.

He put his hands on the arm rest of the chair, trapping his wife and the?toy.

He leaned closer to her.

?Babe, that?Mecha Duo doesn?t cut it.?

He?GRINNED.

?I?LL show you the REAL THING.?

With that statement, he lifted his wife, toy and all, onto his shoulder and walked out of the room.

The group stared after the retreating couple.

Then Quatre made a comment.

?I guess they won?t attend the meeting.?

?Including me.?

Heads turned as Heero went towards HIS wife, took the cup of tea from her hands, gathered her into his arms, and walked out of the room.

Looking over her husband?s shoulder, Relena SMILED.

Silence permeated the room as the other couple left the premises.

It was Dorothy who spoke for them all.

?Well, we KNOW what they are DOING.?

~*~

Bookworm sighed.

?My experiment got some INTERESTING results.?

She grinned.

?Lucky gals.?

THE END
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*cackles* <i>Mecha</i> G-Boys??? Ooh... Sounds like fun! :wink:

He-he-he... Bookworm, you crack me up. These little ditties just make me laugh so much...
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Let me just say...this thread isn't over.
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Post by Tomorrow »

Tsk... tsk... those naughty girls. Why is it that they're so impatient? :lol:

Well, at least Heero was able to prove to Relena why such a silly mecha was unnecessary. Hopefully, the other G-boys will have the same luck, specifically Duo. :wink:

Yet another entertaining little ditty. Just keep them coming, because I'm definitely not ready for you to end the thread yet. What does everyone elese think?

::Clears throat:: Everyone in favor of bookworm ending the thread, raise your hands. ::crickets churp, and readers are as quiet as church mice::

I rest my case. :D
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:eek:
...........................................O.K.
*cough*
Well, at least Heero was able to prove to Relena why such a silly mecha was unnecessary. Hopefully, the other G-boys will have the same luck, specifically Duo.
Yeah! *cheers* Go Heero!!! :salute:
Let me just say...this thread isn't over.
:bounce: *does the happy dance* :bounce:

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Post by Raspberry »

....

I think I'm too young to read all this stuff :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Who agrees?.. No one?.. Okay than, I'll read with my greatest plesure!

8) :lol: 8) :lol: 8) :lol: 8) :lol: 8) :lol: 8) :lol: 8) :lol: 8) :lol: 8) :lol:
How crazy
Stop talking about me as if you know me
How crazy
I?ve been running away from the ship
sinking in the depths of the ocean

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Oh, what I meant was that there is a sequel to Duo x2.

I'm not retiring this, truly. I'm just saying about that thread.

Anyway, next will be the sequel. I've been writing/typing as much as I can, since I was busy last weekend and I got work this week AND I'll be busy in the upcoming weekend AND after that...well, let me just cut it now.
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Here is the next one, which is connected to the previous one.

I just want to comment that the phrase 'd-s' (don't want to spoil it) is taken from a great romance book by Sandra Hill. So in a way, it isn't mine. SH will also be mentioned in another one, but again, I'll comment about it when I feel like posting it down. Anyway, I forgot to post this in the beginning, but don't forget...

GW DOESN'T BELONG TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There, this disclaimer applies to the past, present, and future tortures here.

So...enjoy!!!!

:-P :-P :-P :-P
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bookworm Tortures Hilde

Bookworm had on a thoughtful look on her face.

?Hmm??

She opened her book and flipped through the pages.

Her eyes caught one name.

?Maybe I should??

~*~

Hilde sat up in bed.

She was HOT and BOTHERED.

She looked at the space beside her.

AND?

She pouted.

HE wasn?t there to fix things up.

AND since she had to get rid of Mecha Duo, there was nothing?NOTHING to make the ache go away.

She hated THOSE dreams.

~*~

The group of women caught one sight of her face and knew something was wrong.

?What?s wrong, Hilde??

Hilde combed her fingers through her hair.

She needed to blurt it out.

?I got THOSE dreams.?

The gals shared a look of understanding.

?Ah.?

?THOSE ones.?

Hilde sighed.

?EVERY NIGHT.?

They stared at her with surprised looks.

?Since HE was gone??

Hilde nodded her look.

Dorothy put the magazine she had been reading before the interesting conversation down on the coffee table.

?Aren?t they normal??

Hilde gave them a wide-eyed look.

?NO.?

The gals got on perplexed looks.

?What?s different then??

Hilde decided to sit down on her usual chair.

?THIS ones??

The gals leaned closer in anticipation.

?Yes??

Hilde gulped.

?This ones?I was a voyeur.?

The group stared at her.

?WHAT??

Hilde dropped her eyes on her lap.

?The first one has?Sally and Wufei?having??

Hilde made a gesture.

?Umm?let?s say dog sex.?

Pole-axed looks.

?Dog sex??

Hilde decided to forge on.

?The next one showed Trowa and Midii in the 69 position.?

The gals blinked.

?Dorothy and Quatre were doing it the old-fashioned way.?

Hilde looked up.

?BUT I woke up before I saw Heero and Relena do?ANYTHING.?

Relena briefly smiled.

The other three?just stared at the German girl.

?And what about us??

Hilde jumped and twisted to look over her shoulder to find?

?HIM and the rest of the Preventer 5 standing within the doorway.

HE?GRINNED.

Hilde didn?t.

She jumped out of her chair and went towards her husband.

She poked him on the chest.

?Buster, you and I have some THINGS to work out.?

So saying, she grabbed his shirt and hauled him out of the room, ignoring the other?s looks.

~*~

Bookworm sighed.

?Case close.?

THE END
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