Blissful Ignorance

bookworm Tortures GW Boys & Girls

?C?mon, gals!! This is great!?

Some of them grumbled, but all acquiesced at the eager petite gal?s summons.

Meiran leaned at the edge of the desk. ?So what is it??

Hilde turned the screen on. ?Look at this!?

Dorothy flicked her hair. ?It?s just a bunch of questions.?

Hilde giggled. ?Not just any questions, but questions to figure out which of the Preventer 5 is your ideal match. Or so it says here.?

Midii leaned closer. ?Who did this??

Hilde shrugged. ?Who knows and who cares? Let?s see if I can get Duo.?

~*~

?WHAT!!!?

Meiran got out of the chair. ?This isn?t true! Duo CAN?T be my ideal match!?

Midii crossed her arms. ?I don?t like this.?

Dorothy scowled. ?I don?t want Wufei.?

Hilde was pouting. ?I can?t believe I didn?t get Duo.?

Midii frowned. ?At least you get Trowa. I got Wufei.?

Dorothy and Midii shared a look of understanding.

Meiran scowled at them. ?And what?s the matter with THAT??

Dorothy shrugged. ?Nothing. It?s just??

??there are flaws that we individuals cannot tolerate.? Midii stared at the screen thoughtfully. ?I wonder who made this stupid test.?

?I don?t consider it stupid.?

Four women turned to the blonde.

Relena smiled.

The other four pouted.

?That?s right, you got Heero.?

?Lucky bitch.?

?Getting your husband means you?re a perfect match.?

?Hmph.?

Relena shrugged. ?My second time I got Trowa.?

Four women blinked. ?Eh??

?I just went with my second choice and I got Trowa.? Relena raised her hand. ?And after that, I got Quatre, Wufei, and Duo.? Relena frowned. ?I even tried the one that Noin made, though hers was a bit more complicated, since hers was which two of the Preventer 5 that made a great three-some.? Relena looked up. ?Seems that I got Heero and Duo first time and then Heero and Trowa the second time.?

There was silence.

Finally Midii cleared her throat. ?Relena, do you know WHO made this one??

?My brother.?

Then there was SILENCE.

~*~

Six men were in a meeting room discussing the security of an upcoming event when the doors opened.

They looked up.

Four women SMILED.

Five men turned to stare at the victim. One of them spoke one word.

?Run.?

~*~

Five men got out of the room and encountered Relena.

Quatre frowned. ?Relena, do you know why Zechs is being chased by them??

Relena went to her husband before answering the question. ?They?re upset over the meme that he made. They?ll probably corner Lucrezia also for making that three-some meme.?

Heero stared down at his wife. ?Is that the one where I got Dorothy and you as my answer??

Relena shook her head. ?No, that one is made by Lady Une. She also made the one about the ideal Preventer 5 wives match.?

Four men blinked.

Duo smacked his lips. ?Methinks that we need to talk to Lady Une.?

The three other men nodded their heads grimly.

~*~

As the four men left, the couple shared an embrace.

?Should we tell them about the meme that Howard made??

Heero smirked. ?I doubt that Howard had enough time to recuperate from his punishment.? The smirk became EVIL. ?Especially since I REALLY don?t want to share you with Duo.?

Relena giggled. ?You don?t have to.? She eyed the room behind Heero. ?What do you say???

Heero complied and whisked them into the room and closing the door with a CLICK.

THE END

Just to let u know, the next ones will be out when I feel like it. And I dunno when that will be.

OH MY FREAKING GOD !!! ROTFL !!!! That was awsome bookworm i was laughing my head off , I LOVE the reaction with both 4 GW girls and Boys when relena told them who made this meme heheheh XD . AWSOME !!! OMG Lady une and Howard meme that is awsome heheheh XD ..... man * wipeing the tear of laughter * good one !!

I said it in my LJ, but I'll say it here again.

If you want a specific GW character for me to torture, u can reply here.
If you want a specific event/item/thing/etc. for me to use as torture, reply here.

Of course, I'll acknowledge who gave me such and such. I'm doing this not because I'm out of ideas (my brain can come up with more, given time) but I was wondering if u want me to do a specific person or such. Remember, when I do write the character/event/thing/etc. I'll post it AFTER the ones that I've already done.

And that is it for now. Here is the hint for the next one, which will not come out until I feel like it.

US

Quatre or Dorothy *horrible laugh*...rite...^^;;; anyway, Quatre or Dorothy ^-^ PLEASE ? *puppy-dog look*

Oh...COOOL!!!!

I'm going to rant.

DAMN YOU BRO!!!!!!!

U...couldn't retrieve my data.

U...didn't try enough.

U...should have used ur precious education to good use.

U...SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:


~*~


In other news....

This next one is based on what happens to me when I my bro is home. This is when I am at the cpu and he takes a dump and he leaves the door open for me to smell. And yes, the bathroom is near.
Beware, I've exaggerated the whole thing. But again, this is my way of torture. Harharharharharhaharharharhar!!!!

So on with the show!

bookworm Tortures Duo x?

Relena opened the door.

?Hel-?

A blur passed by her.

Relena blinked.

SLAM!

Hilde stepped inside.

Relena raised her eyebrow.

Hilde sighed. ?He didn?t get a bathroom break.?

Some time passed as more friends appeared and the group settled in the living room. Finally Duo made his appearance and joined in the conversation. Quatre excused himself and left the room. Several moments passed before he returned.

Quatre gestured for Heero, who came up to him. They spoke for a bit and then the Perfect Soldier left the room. Quatre rejoined the group.

Dorothy looked at her husband. ?What was that??

Quatre pasted on a smile, though his eyes had a weird look in them. ?Nothing.?

Dorothy eyed him dubiously but left it at that.

There was the sound of footsteps and Heero passed the living room.

BAM!

Midii turned questioning eyes at Relena, who shrugged.

The group had migrated to the dining room when Heero returned. Relena went to him, but Heero shook his head and motioned for her to mind the guests. He disappeared and his wife returned back to their friends.

~*~

It was after dinner, and the group had migrated back to the living room. Heero had appeared as soon as dinner had started, and had joined in the conversation. Now they were all feeling full and content.

Then Heero spoke.

?Don?t clog my toilet again.?

Silence.

They all blinked.

Heero glared.

The group turned to see the culprit of the Perfect Soldier?s ire.

Duo opened his mouth but Heero wasn?t finished.

?I suggest you don?t wait for a few days or more to ignore this ACTION. I do NOT want to see this happen again.?

Heero DEATH GLARED.

?Especially since I had to BUY a stopper for the FIRST time.?

Wufei stared at the Japanese incredulously. ?Why hadn?t you bought one? Isn?t it a NECESSARY tool??

?Why do Relena and I need one when I had installed INDUSTRIAL toilets in our home??

Quatre choked. ?You mean Duo BROKE an INDUSTRIAL toilet?? He shook his head. ?And I thought that flushing it once was good enough. But I guess I was wrong on that account.?

Relena turned to her husband. ?Does it STINK in there??

Heero gave a brief shake of his head. ?The air purifier worked?barely.?

Relena paled. She put her hand on her cheek. ?Oh, dear. And it is the BEST in the industry.?

Trowa, who had raised his hand to hide his smirk, couldn?t help it any longer.

?HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

Then Midii joined him.

And soon afterwards, Wufei, Dorothy, and Quatre. Even Heero and Relena saw the humor in them.

Duo flushed.

Hilde covered her eyes with her hands.

?Oh, God.?

~*~

Bookworm wrinkled her nose.

?At least they got a dehumidifier.?

THE END

*snicker* need some fibrese ?

Actually, now that I've re-read it, I got a story behind it.

U see, I was in CA n I was at my eldest bro's condo. They only have one bathroom. My middle elder bro hadn't taken a dump for a few days, so he did take one (I was bunking at the small sofa since I can fit in that one n meb shared the futon w/ my ob [older bro]). (Yes, I'm the youngest and only girl, so I'll just do it this way: eldest bro = 1, meb = 2, ob = 3. And 1 is married.) Next morning, 3 took a piss (crude so sorry about it) and he encountered it. He tried to flush it but it didn't go down (sad, isn't it). Now I was still sleeping, but I was semi-awake now and then. 3 talked to 1 and I don't know what happened, but I do know that 1 went out and bought the stopper. I feel so bad for my sil (sis-in-law) who had to smell that. 1 told us that he hadn't needed that stopper until we sibs arrived. I groaned 'cause I KNEW how stinky my bro's dump is.

If this grossed u out, sorry. I had to tell this since there was a story behind the one above. And yes, I did laugh.