I had no idea i could do this...

[so_so_sad]

UPS guys even write in brown pen, now is that not a little bit excessive?

[Aeris_Eithne]

pilot03 wrote:

I would have liked to be a delivery boy, but I do enough of that here...or should I say used to... for the warlord. That and I didn't like the shorts they made you wear. They even had UPS socks!! Would have been fun to flirt with the receptionists though.

It is fun... We get lonely, too! These guys are older than me and not exactly what I'd call cute, but there's no harm in being a friendly face, is there?

so_so_sad wrote:

Today, I am going to a funeral.

Ohhhh, I'm sorry.

But I believe what you say about bad boys, but I am my town's resident bad girl being good, and I get upset with them easily.

Me, too! I'm technically the naughty preacher's daughter, hehehe.

YAY for UPS guys, YAY for alcohol, wait wrong forum...

Are you kidding me? Hun, it's never the wrong forum for those things! In that order? Wee!

All in favor of getting sloshed before five? Heck, it's always five o'clock somewhere in the world.

[pilot03]

YAY for UPS guys, YAY for alcohol, wait wrong forum...

I don't think there is any other forum that is just so right for that!! But I'm irresponible and easily get into mischief regardless of how much I try to avoid it. You should hear some of my stories. Morrighan can share some with you. I give permission.

On a side note: I never found out, nor do I want to, but do UPS guys were brown underwear too? Ewww.

[so_so_sad]

Aye!!! I love your perspective, I was the cop?s daughter who never got busted but got away with everything. Except of course everyone knew what I was up too, ahh the privileges.

The funeral will be a better one then some of the recent ones I?ve been too, she was 93 and died peacefully, except I forgot which order the rosary goes, oops

[so_so_sad]

On a side note: I never found out, nor do I want to, but do UPS guys were brown underwear too? Ewww.

that is a mission I am willing to undertake

[Aeris_Eithne]

so_so_sad wrote:

UPS guys even write in brown pen, now is that not a little bit excessive?

Is it just me, or does the phrase, "See what Brown can do for you?" have too many dirty connotations? I'm thinking about writing a fan fic in which Relena is a receptionist, and Heero is the hot UPS guy. Ohh, the possibilities...

pilot03 wrote:

I don't think there is any other forum that is just so right for that!! But I'm irresponible and easily get into mischief regardless of how much I try to avoid it. You should hear some of my stories. Morrighan can share some with you. I give permission.

I'd love to hear some mischievous stories. I've got plenty of my own, as well. We should chat sometime. I sometimes contact Morrighan through LJ, so I'll see if she ever feels like dishing the dirt.

On a side note: I never found out, nor do I want to, but do UPS guys were brown underwear too? Ewww.

I don't know... I guess that goes back to what brown can do for you. :-?

[so_so_sad]

yeah, pair that with the imfamous lines of a UPS guy "I have a package for you"

I think we should have some dirt like... uhh... now:bounce:
*nudges pilot*

[Aeris_Eithne]

Dirt dirt! The DHL guy just walked in... He is the biggest flirt. Good thing I dressed so darn cute today... *covers boyfriend's ears* ^_^

So, pilot03, how 'bout a story? Hmm... Is it already 5 in Texas?

[pilot03]

I wish it was 5. *stares at clock and watch it goes backwards*

I'm sure you can find something if you browse through Club Beer. And yes, I am being difficult.

[Aeris_Eithne]

Guess we know who around here can't tell time... *valley girl voice* But, like, I'm a blonde, so, like, cut me some slack and some junk? And I'm happy to report that it is now 5 here.

pilot03 wrote:

I'm sure you can find something if you browse through Club Beer. And yes, I am being difficult.

Phooey. I've stayed away from Club Beer on purpose, because it's just so big and daunting. What if I get lost in there? Besides, reading all those posts would take forever!