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bookworm Tortures Sally

Bookworm looked at her body.

Then her gaze landed on the scale.

?Hmmm??

~*~

Wrapping the towel around herself, she happily went to the scale.

Stepping on it, she waited for the numbers to blink.

And?

Her eyes widened.

Her mouth opened.

?NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

~*~

People near the locker room reacted from the scream.

Some dropped whatever they had on their hands.

Other winced from the loud noise.

There were surprised looks on a few people.

And the soldiers ran toward the scream.

They halted at the door, realizing where the scream came from.

One of them, a female, went inside.

She found her friend sitting on a bench, staring at nothing.

?Sally??

Sally turned her gaze towards her friend.

?What?s the matter??

Sally turned her gaze to the scale.

?I. Gained. Weight.?

Her friend understood.

?It couldn?t be THAT bad.?

Sally tensed.

She glared at her friend.

?It is THAT bad.?

Now her friend opened her arms and Sally went into them, tears running down her eyes.

?There, there.?

?What?s the deal??

Another soldier walked inside, her frown apparent on her face.

?Sally gained SIGNIFICANT weight.?

The other soldier froze, her frown disappearing.

?Damn.?

?May I make a suggestion??

The three women turned to find the newcomer smile at them serenely.

?Why don?t Sally get dressed up and appease the people outside that nothing is wrong. Particularly her husband.?

The newcomer?s smile CHANGED.

?Now.?

This brought the three women in action.

~*~

The man scowled.

?Woman.?

Sally scowled back.

?Not now, Wufei.?

The man crossed his arms.

?No.?

Knowing it was useless for him to back out when it pertains to her, Sally supplied a half-truth.

?I?m thinking of dieting for a while.?

Her husband frowned.

?Why??

Sally fidgeted.

Wufei sighed.

?You gained weight, didn?t you??

Sally froze.

Wufei also froze.

He was in DANGER.

Sally SMILED.

?Wufei??

~*~

Bookworm snickered.

?He?s so doomed.?

She shook her head.

?He never learns.?

THE END
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Post by angel222 »

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
*glomps bookworm* THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU...
you just made my day and helped me off my headacke
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hehe silly wufei...he really wants a death wish to say something like that.

Great Job Bookworm glad to see your back with the funnies
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:lol: i luff you bookworm you made my evening...after spending the day getting ready for NOTHING...this fic was my little spoonful of sugar. Thank you =)
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U'r welcome. 8)
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Post by saeki54 »

Hey, isn't there more? I want more! Torture Heero, please! And make it REAL good! Torture him until he goes on his knees & starts to beg! *evil smirk appears on face* Yeah.... make him beg.... that would be peachy..... :lol: mwahaha...MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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I have one made. 8)
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*laughs a horrible wicked laugh* post post post, I'll do anything but just post
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Post by saeki54 »

Yeah....*grips twin daggers harder* Post, post, POST!!! :x :D
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Post by bookworm »

Here's a hint: 01.

8)
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