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Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2004 6:12 pm
by bookworm
I'm hoping to post it tomorrow.

Here is another hint:

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Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2004 9:11 pm
by Chibi-sitter
:eek: *jaw drops* why you!
I thought ya supose ta torture GW not us *taps foot*
meanie.

Posted: Sat Oct 02, 2004 1:10 am
by angel222
:evil: YEAH, maybe you chould chance this topic into Bookworm tortures BI

Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2004 1:01 pm
by bookworm
I was going to post this yesterday but my bro got the cpu where it was saved.

So here it is. The one that I've been holding up from you.

Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2004 1:02 pm
by bookworm
bookworm Tortures Preventer 5

Bookworm stared at the musicians.

Then her eyes landed on the book.

Her eyes?GLEAMED.

?I wonder if it will work??

~*~

?Tell me again WHY are we wearing THIS??

Scary Spice scowled.

?Baka!!! For the mission!!!?

Ginger Spice pouted.

?But these HEELS are killing me!!!?

Sporty Spice glared.

?Get use to it.?

Baby Spice sighed.

?Guys??

Ginger Spice crossed ?her? arms.

?And why aren?t YOU complaining? You?re wearing that?SKIRT.?

Baby Spice blushed.

Ginger Spice sighed.

?Why didn?t I get to be Posh Spice? I think I would look way better as ?her.??

Posh Spice remained silent.

CLICK.

The other Spices turned to find Sporty Spice holding a gun at them.

?I KNOW that all of you are NOT happy with this mission, but if I HEAR or SEE any of your dissatisfaction, I am DEFINITELY going to KILL YOU.?

Posh Spice opened ?her? mouth?

?I?ve KNOWN you for a long time. Don?t think that I don?t know your ways.?

Posh Spice closed ?her? mouth.

Satisfied that all of the other Spices were finally out of their doldrums, Sporty Spice hid ?her? gun away.

?Now in two minutes we?re going out THERE, performing for THOSE guys, and making fools of ourselves. Remember?this is for the mission.?

The other Spices repeated that word as a mantra.

?Mission.?

?Mission.?

?Mission.?

?Mission.?

The door opened and another drag queen poked ?her? head inside.

?You?re next.?

The Spices looked at each other.

Then they took deep breathes.

And marched?err, walked towards their doom.

The show MUST go on.

~*~

Bookworm grinned.

?I got to give a copy to the VFM. I think she?ll DEFINITELY enjoy this.?

So saying, she resumed her recording of the show.

THE END

Reference:

Sporty Spice = HY

Ginger Spice = DM

Posh Spice = TB

Baby Spice = QW

Scary Spice = WC

Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2004 2:03 pm
by angel222
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: OMG you killed me :lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2004 2:39 pm
by Raspberry
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

FUNNY!

Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2004 2:45 pm
by Morrighan
*snorts*

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

This is worthy of blackmail material..... *cackles evilly*

Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2004 4:41 pm
by Wingnut
Oh hell no. That's low, even for you bookworm. What kind of f'ed up mission are they on anyway?

Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2004 9:25 pm
by Chibi-sitter
:eek:
ummm, there are 5 "shes'"
I was WAY off.