bookworm Tortures Naruto

[saeki54]

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[bookworm]

This wk I'll be posting the one that I said would be next.

[bookworm]

So to make me feel better from something that I found out (too depressing for me right now...a night of sleep will rejuvenate me) I'll post this one right now.

Enjoy!!!!

[bookworm]

bookworm Tortures Neji

Hinata stared at the product.

?Auntie, is this yours??

Her aunt looked up from what she was doing and gazed at the product.

?No, that?s Neji-niisan?s.?

Hinata blinked.

?Neji-niisan?s.?

Hinata stared at the product hard.

?Hmm??

~*~

?Hey, girls! Look at this!!!?

Ino held up the magazine.

Sakura and Tenten both turned around.

Ino pointed at the ad. ?Look!?

Sakura grew excited. ?That?s the new body lotion by *bookworm*?

Tenten nodded her head, reading the ad. ?It looks good.?

?Hello.?

The three girls turned as Hinata appeared.

?Hey, Hinata! Look at this!?

Hinata obediently did.

?Neji-niisan has it.?

The three girls froze.

They blinked.

?Neji..?

??has??

??it??

Hinata nodded her head.

?He used it quite diligently, so my Auntie told me.?

The three girls turned to each other.

They GRINNED.

~*~

?Neji-kun!!?

The boys, who were all training (even Chouji), stopped and turned to watch the four girls approach the Hyuuga genius.

Then three of them grabbed onto the boy.

The other boys gawked.

Sakura and Ino used each had a kunai in their hands. They sliced the bandages off from his arms. Then they began to caress them.

?Ooh!!! So smooth!!?

Sakura raised the arm in her hands. She sniffed. ?And it smells really nice.?

Ino did the same and sighed.

The two girls then put the boy?s arms next to cheeks and began to rub the arms against them.

Neji blushed.

Tenten, who was in front of the boy, took out her kunai and cut the shirt in half. Wrapping her arms around the boy?s waist, she nudged the cloth apart with her nose, and laid her head on his bare chest.

She sighed.

?So?sexy.?

Neji had a nosebleed, unnoticed by the three girls.

One boyfriend muttered, ?How troublesome,? in a jealous voice. The other one was grinding his teeth, murder in his eyes.

Naruto walked to stand beside Hinata. ?Ne, Hinata-chan, what?s going on??

Hinata blushed but spoke eloquently. ?They heard that Neji-niisan used the new lotion by *bookworm*.?

Naruto blinked. ?Really? He used that, too??

The three girls surrounding Neji raised their heads from their arms and chest, turning their gazes to the blond boy. None of the three noticed Neji wiping his nose on his shirt.

?Naruto, you used the body lotion, too??

Naruto nodded his head.

?I get them for free because I know the creator.?

Sakura, Ino, and Tenten smiled.

Hinata saw it and grabbed hold of Naruto, who yelped in surprise.

She GLARED.

?I got him first.?

With that, she disappeared with her prize.

Realizing that the best prize was gone, the girls then turned their attention back to Neji.

All three girls got this LOOK.

Neji swallowed.

Tenten?SMILED.

?Say, Neji-kun. Why don?t we go to your place and try the body lotion on??

Sakura snuggled nearer to the boy. ?We can put the body lotion on you??

Ino cuddled next to the boy. ??And you can put some on us.?

Eminent and dangerous levels of killer intent emanated from two murderous and jealous boyfriends.

Neji didn?t feel it.

He had fainted.

~*~

Bookworm sighed.

?It didn?t go the way I planned.?

She shrugged.

?The next one will be better, I suppose.?

THE END

[saeki54]

...*ahem*

[bookworm]

I got the next one written down. However, since I'm focusing mostly on GW (most of the time that I do think about it), I feel that I need some inspiration to focus on. Particularly characters that I can think torture. Any suggestions are welcome as to who I should torture next after the one that I had finished.

[saeki54]

Lesse....I want Hinata!!!!! NOW! :evil:
*ahem* Excuse me....

[bookworm]

I'll be posting the one I've written after Neji's this weekend. Expect it before Monday.

[saeki54]

Ooooohhh...I wonder who's next.....hehehehe....

[bookworm]

bookworm Tortures Sasuke x1

Bookworm grinned.

?Let?s see.?

She pointed.

?I?ll torture YOU!?

~*~

?Hey, do you think that Sasuke is gay??

The boys, excluding the aforementioned boy and his teammates, turned to the Inuzuka who had asked that question.

Shino frowned. ?Kiba.?

Kiba shrugged. ?Hey, I?m just wondering, that?s all.?

Shikamaru lowered his chopsticks. ?How did this come up??

Kiba leaned on the counter. ?Well, think about it. Sasuke has all these girls after him, even after he betrayed the village AND after he returned. Plus, he hasn?t even showed ANY interest on any of them.?

Chouji, who had stopped eating, nodded his head. ?I agree. I hadn?t seen him react to the blatant (and I mean BLATANT) advances those rabid fan girls of his do in front of him.? He shuddered. ?Thank goodness I?m not him.?

Lee also nodded his head. ?Yosh! Even Neji showed some courtesy to his fan girls.?

Neji frowned at this. ?Don?t bring me up in this conversation.?

Kiba gestured with his hand. ?So you see that?s why I was wondering if Sasuke is gay.?

?Hey guys!?

The boys turned as the last two boys of the group, along with the four girls, appeared at the Ichimaru restaurant.

Naruto grinned. ?So what were you talking about??

Chouji, who had returned back to his eating and had focused on his food so that he didn?t see the newcomers, responded to the question. ?Oh, we were wondering if Sasuke was gay.?

There were gasps.

Naruto gawked.

Sasuke was pissed.

Shikamaru, eyeing the situation, decided to intervene. ?You hadn?t responded to the advances of your fan girls.? He shrugged. ?That?s why we were wondering if you are one.?

Sasuke felt a tick appear. ?I?m not gay.?

Kiba smirked. ?That?s what you think. I bet you don?t even have those ?thoughts?.? He chuckled. ?I bet you liked kissing Naruto THAT day.?

?Hey!?

Sasuke took one step forward but stopped when the girls, particularly Ino, spoke up.

?You know, it could be true.?

He froze.

?I mean, he pays more attention to the boys than us girls.?

Sasuke snapped. He turned around.

?I?m NOT gay!?

Tenten nodded her head slowly. ?Uh-huh.?

Another tick appeared. He took a menacing step toward the brunette.

?Look, why the hell should I look at other girls??ASSETS when I love Sakura?s.?

He swiftly turned around and glared at the group.

?In fact??

Then he turned to his female teammate and grabbed?HER BREASTS.

?These are mine. They bring forth milk to my future children and mine to suck!!!?

Silence.

Naruto stepped nearer to his girlfriend. ?Hina-chan, save me. I think Sasuke-teme snapped.?

Sasuke, the anger fading away, realized that he was holding onto some SOFT and PRECIOUS assets.

He lifted his head?slowly.

Sakura, her red face outshining her pink hair in brightness, had her fists clenched.

?SASUKE!!!!?

~*~

Bookworm shrugged.

?I did try.?

She snickered.

?I love that phrase. Thank you, Family Guy, for the idea!?

THE END