Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2003 10:43 pm
don't mind if I do!!!! heh heh...
?Yes, in fact, the father to Relena?s baby is...? Heero beaconed everyone over and they followed, forming a small circle. His voice lowered to a near whisper, ?You know that guy down the street?? Everyone?s eyes widened. ?He has big thick glasses, a long nose, and jet black hair. His name is Brian McClellan. Have any of you ever seen him?? They shook their heads from side to side vigorously. ?He lives at 4119, it?s an orange house down that way. You can?t miss it.? Heero pointed to his right.
Zechs, who had been wringing his hands behind his back, growled, his teeth grinding. ?How dare he impregnate my sister! Where the hell?s my gun...? And before anyone could blink, the Lightning Count was out of the room, rushing down a spiral staircase, heading for the front door.
?Well...? Heero continued unfazed by Zechs?s sudden department, catching the remaining pilots? attention once more, ?He?s not the baby?s father.? With that he turned on his heal and bent down to pick up the fallen Vice Minister.
The four gave each other looks that said, ?HUH? What just happened?? It didn?t take them long to get it. Furrowed brows relaxed.
?Hah!! Did Heero Yuy just make a joke and get rid of the Lighting Count all at once??? Duo laughed heartily.
?Talk about two birds with one stone...? Quatre chuckled.
They watched as Heero meticulously placed the young woman on the king-size bed.
They heard a scream from bellow. ?Milliardo Peacecraft!! Where do you think you?re going with that 9 mm??
?Not now Noin!!! I?m just going to kill that bastard Brian McClellan down the street who lives in an orange house!? Then there was some shuffling and the sound of a door opening and slamming shut twice.
Heero fixed the covers and bent over her. Dipping, he left and invisible mark on her forehead and gave a half-smile to no one in particular.
Looking up he found everyone gaping out of Relena?s bedroom window. ?Run fat man!! Runnnnnn!? Duo hollered excitedly. Before long, Heero was along-side them watching the scene. ?Someone? with long platinum blond hair had just thrown a gun over his shoulder and proceeded chasing a behemoth man with jet black hair who was flailing his arms and screaming at the top of his lungs. And not far behind him a woman seemed to be pursuing them both.
Suddenly, Zechs stopped in mid stride; he turned to look around at Noin. Apparently she had said something to snap him out of his killing spree. Noin kept on running until they were under arm?s length from each other. Duo licked his lips, ?Now he?s gonna get it...?
The two quickly closed the gap and... started making out! Duo?s jaw dropped. ?Yeah, he sure got it,? Wufei rolled his eyes. The comment was followed with sarcastic grunts.
?Humph...? Duo glanced away from the mirror back at the sleeping beauty. ?Hey... speaking of making out...? Ignoring the dark glares he received from all directions, he revealed his fantasy. ?Imagine all of us butt-naked in a bed with Relena!!? This time he got groans. ?No, for real! The bed could be as big as this house! See... we?re separated from each other and trying to find Rel somewhere in the sheets!! It?s like a contest! Who ever finds her first wins!
?I mean, imagine...? Looking around he found his first victim. ?Quatre is wandering around and he finds these two smooth-ass legs! Moving up from the heels, he thinks he?s won!! He reaches for THAT spot and finds the wrong *cough* type of, of... thing! Then there?s a manly scream and he looks up to find himself feeling up Wufei!?
Smack! Duo finds himself on the floor, Wufei?s fist still hanging in the air, his left eyebrow twitching. Quatre looked like a cherry; Trowa with his vivid imagination tried without avail to block out all the images that floated into his head. In the end he was rubbing his temples, his face pale and slightly green. Heero on the other hand seemed fine, but if you looked closer he was trying not to look in Wufei?s direction knowing where his gaze would land upon.
?So anyway,? Quatre shoved his quivering hands into his pockets. ?Heero, you haven?t told us who the father of the baby is!?
Heero gave an exasperated sigh and responded, ?Well, haven?t you guess already? It?s...?
?Yes, in fact, the father to Relena?s baby is...? Heero beaconed everyone over and they followed, forming a small circle. His voice lowered to a near whisper, ?You know that guy down the street?? Everyone?s eyes widened. ?He has big thick glasses, a long nose, and jet black hair. His name is Brian McClellan. Have any of you ever seen him?? They shook their heads from side to side vigorously. ?He lives at 4119, it?s an orange house down that way. You can?t miss it.? Heero pointed to his right.
Zechs, who had been wringing his hands behind his back, growled, his teeth grinding. ?How dare he impregnate my sister! Where the hell?s my gun...? And before anyone could blink, the Lightning Count was out of the room, rushing down a spiral staircase, heading for the front door.
?Well...? Heero continued unfazed by Zechs?s sudden department, catching the remaining pilots? attention once more, ?He?s not the baby?s father.? With that he turned on his heal and bent down to pick up the fallen Vice Minister.
The four gave each other looks that said, ?HUH? What just happened?? It didn?t take them long to get it. Furrowed brows relaxed.
?Hah!! Did Heero Yuy just make a joke and get rid of the Lighting Count all at once??? Duo laughed heartily.
?Talk about two birds with one stone...? Quatre chuckled.
They watched as Heero meticulously placed the young woman on the king-size bed.
They heard a scream from bellow. ?Milliardo Peacecraft!! Where do you think you?re going with that 9 mm??
?Not now Noin!!! I?m just going to kill that bastard Brian McClellan down the street who lives in an orange house!? Then there was some shuffling and the sound of a door opening and slamming shut twice.
Heero fixed the covers and bent over her. Dipping, he left and invisible mark on her forehead and gave a half-smile to no one in particular.
Looking up he found everyone gaping out of Relena?s bedroom window. ?Run fat man!! Runnnnnn!? Duo hollered excitedly. Before long, Heero was along-side them watching the scene. ?Someone? with long platinum blond hair had just thrown a gun over his shoulder and proceeded chasing a behemoth man with jet black hair who was flailing his arms and screaming at the top of his lungs. And not far behind him a woman seemed to be pursuing them both.
Suddenly, Zechs stopped in mid stride; he turned to look around at Noin. Apparently she had said something to snap him out of his killing spree. Noin kept on running until they were under arm?s length from each other. Duo licked his lips, ?Now he?s gonna get it...?
The two quickly closed the gap and... started making out! Duo?s jaw dropped. ?Yeah, he sure got it,? Wufei rolled his eyes. The comment was followed with sarcastic grunts.
?Humph...? Duo glanced away from the mirror back at the sleeping beauty. ?Hey... speaking of making out...? Ignoring the dark glares he received from all directions, he revealed his fantasy. ?Imagine all of us butt-naked in a bed with Relena!!? This time he got groans. ?No, for real! The bed could be as big as this house! See... we?re separated from each other and trying to find Rel somewhere in the sheets!! It?s like a contest! Who ever finds her first wins!
?I mean, imagine...? Looking around he found his first victim. ?Quatre is wandering around and he finds these two smooth-ass legs! Moving up from the heels, he thinks he?s won!! He reaches for THAT spot and finds the wrong *cough* type of, of... thing! Then there?s a manly scream and he looks up to find himself feeling up Wufei!?
Smack! Duo finds himself on the floor, Wufei?s fist still hanging in the air, his left eyebrow twitching. Quatre looked like a cherry; Trowa with his vivid imagination tried without avail to block out all the images that floated into his head. In the end he was rubbing his temples, his face pale and slightly green. Heero on the other hand seemed fine, but if you looked closer he was trying not to look in Wufei?s direction knowing where his gaze would land upon.
?So anyway,? Quatre shoved his quivering hands into his pockets. ?Heero, you haven?t told us who the father of the baby is!?
Heero gave an exasperated sigh and responded, ?Well, haven?t you guess already? It?s...?
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