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Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2004 12:56 pm
by Morrighan
:lol: :lol:

"Lance".... How typical. Very Treize-ish. :lol: :wink:

Poor, poor Howard.... :D

Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2004 3:41 pm
by bookworm
Oh, I got a one or two written up. My last attempt wasn't as funny as I wanted, but I just wanted to make it a bit funny and sweet at the same time. But the next two...Dorothy....and Midii. The last one that I wrote are about Heero and Wufei.

When I look back, I'll mention who requested Howard. I'm just too lazy right now.

Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2004 7:05 pm
by bookworm
bookworm Tortures Dorothy x2

Bookworm stared at her nails.

Particularly one nail.

Then her eyes landed on her book.

She?smiled.

~*~

Everything was as normal as usual.

The group was huddled together out in the lobby of the Preventer HQ, talking mundane (and non-mundane) stuff.

Then?

?Sorry.?

The Preventer apologized to the blonde woman for the confrontation.

The blonde was pulled up by her husband, and looked at her person to see that nothing was out of place.

Except?

The group became silent as the weird chuckles coming from the blonde began to get louder. The hapless Preventer began to step away from the blonde.

But the blonde?s hand shot out and captured the collar of the agent?s uniform, hauling the Preventer forward.

The Preventer paled as he caught sight of the wicked eyes of the blonde.

?How DARE you BREAK my NAIL?!?

If it was possible, the Preventer paled some more.

Then the blonde?smiled.

?So what do you have to say, boy??

Though the Preventer was a year older than the blonde, he was not as experienced as the lady in question.

?I?m sorry.?

The blonde?s weird chuckle came forth.

?Now that isn?t enough, BOY.?

Now the Preventer was scared anew. He couldn?t stop the shivers running through his body.

?Dorothy.?

The blonde got distracted by the hand on her shoulder. She turned her gaze to meet her husband?s eyes.

?Dorothy, let him go.?

She opened her mouth, but her husband beat her to it.

?Or else.?

She caught sight of the deeper meaning behind his eyes, and decided to let the poor boy go.

But not before a parting shot.

?If I ever meet you again, BOY, I won?t hold back.?

The Preventer nodded his head desperately and quickly made a hasty exit before he embarrassed himself.

The hand on her shoulder squeezed her.

?Now, Dorothy??

Her eyes widened and she hesitantly returned her gaze back to the blue eyes of her GENTLE husband.

?That wouldn?t do.?

Now Dorothy knows she was in TROUBLE.

?Quatre??

Her husband didn?t her let finish her plea. Instead, he turned her around into his arms, lifted her up, and carried her away?with her pleading unsuccessfully.

?Quatre, I won?t ever threaten anyone again. Please, PLEASE don?t do IT. You know I can?t tolerate the PLEASURE as LONG as YOU.?

The group listened with rapt attention as they waited for the blond man?s remark.

?That?s what you get when you threaten anyone. I told you the consequences, now bear it.?

?Quatre!?

?I won?t make it as long as the last time.?

?Really??

?It?ll just be 6 hours.?

?Six! My nails will be broken by then!?

?It always is.?

??After this, you?ll make an appointment with my manicurist, right??

?As you wish.?

The group was silent as they watched the couple leave the building.

Then the VFM turned to her Perfect Soldier.

?I knew you shouldn?t have told Quatre about THAT torture.?

The Perfect Soldier turned to his wife.

?It works.?

The VFM was silent for a moment. Then she grabbed her husband?s hand.

?Then it?s high time that the roles are reversed.

The Perfect Soldier?grinned.

?We?ll see.?

~*~

Bookworm blew on her nail.

?Ah. Now my anger has been spent.?

She sighed.

?What a nice way to take it out.?

THE END

Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2004 8:53 pm
by bookworm
Honorable mentionable of the Eclipse commercial w/ the Asian woman breaking her nail. When I looked at my broken nail, I remembered that commercial and...the idea hit. Thanx, Eclipse!!!

Next....Midii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2004 12:02 am
by Chibi-sitter
?I knew you shouldn?t have told Quatre about THAT torture.?

The Perfect Soldier turned to his wife.

?It works.?
OMG - you should heard my laugh :lol: Heero you lil hottie! *_*
The VFM was silent for a moment. Then she grabbed her husband?s hand.

?Then it?s high time that the roles are reversed.

The Perfect Soldier?grinned.

?We?ll see.?
:D I just luv em!

Great one Bookworm :salute:

Its funny that Quatre is torturing Dorothy in this because I hear that Dorothy would tie up Quatre and tease him with a whip on some GW het couple sites.

Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2004 4:07 am
by Raspberry
Now I'm just wondring what that torture would look like...

And I know that no one will tell me because I'm too young :cry: :lol: :lol:

Can't wait for Midii torturing! *_*

Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2004 8:44 am
by angel222
YES TORTURE MIDII TORETURE MIDII :D can't w8 :D

Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2004 10:20 pm
by Morrighan
:lol: Naughty little Quatre.... :D

Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2004 7:31 am
by Crazygurl
MORE. :bounce:

Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2004 12:04 am
by bookworm
This one is short.

*shrugs*

Oh, well.