Blissful Ignorance

bookworm Tortures GW boys

Bookworm read a previous entry.

?Hmm??

So saying, she disappeared to make an update on?THAT entry.

~*~

There was a tug on the woman?s dress.

The brunette looked down, as well as the other women.

The young girl looked up at them.

?Mommy, who?s Lance??

The woman frowned.

?Lance??

The young girl nodded her head.

?Daddy kept referring to Lance, so I was wondering if you knew him.?

The brunette shook her head.

?Honey, we don?t know anyone named Lance.?

The young girl pouted.

?The others, including Uncle Zechs, were looking at Daddy with weird expressions. Uncle Trowa even mumbled that Daddy has a PROBLEM.?

A blonde perked up at the mention of her husband?s name.

?And what happened next??

The young girl chewed on her lip thoughtfully.

?Well, Daddy gave Uncle Trowa a bad look and replied that he was one to talk, with THAT name and all.?

The blonde hunkered down, so that she was eye level with the young girl.

?And do you remember what name it was that your daddy said.?

The young girl nodded her head.

?Triton.?

There was silence, and then the blonde straightened up.

?Ah.?

The others looked at her in confusion.

She?smiled.

?The name of?IT.?

And she made a gesture.

The other women understood.

A dark-haired petite crossed her arms and smirked.

?So Duo isn?t the only one who has one.?

Another blonde, this time with forked eyebrows, stared at the petite woman.

?Found about that, did you.?

The petite woman rolled her eyes.

?You would if you kept hearing him talk to IT.?

The blonde flipped her hair.

?Well, at least Duo had one. I had to give Quatre his.?

A sandy-haired woman turned to the blonde.

?So what name did you give IT??

?Big.?

There was silence, and then shaking of heads.

?So?common.?

The blonde arched her forked eyebrow.

?Did you find out Wufei?s??

The sandy-haired woman sighed.

?Guess.?

Another dark-haired woman spoke for the rest.

?Justice.?

?Bingo.?

Another silence, and then the sandy-haired woman turned to the brunette.

?I guess you hadn?t learned about Lance from your reaction.?

The brunette gave a firm nod.

?It seems that I don?t?KNOW him at all.?

There was a gleam in her eyes.

?I?ll?REMEDY that.?

The sandy-haired turned to her comrade and blonde next to her.

?What about you two??

Her comrade grinned.

?Oh, I knew about?Sword since his initiation.?

The first blonde turned to the last blonde.

?And you??

The blonde?smiled.

?Memories of??

The blonde got this?LOOK on her face.

The other women stared at her, waiting for her to come out of her musings.

There was another tug on the brunette?s dress.

?Mommy.?

The women, including the recovered blonde, gazed at the young girl.

?So who?s Lance??

The last blonde smiled.

?Lance is the name of your father?s TOY.?

The young girl frowned.

?Daddy has a toy??

The blonde nodded her head.

?In fact, this TOY is a secret of your father?s. It is for his SOLE use, so it is HIDDEN.?

?Why??

?Because he?s selfish.?

?So he doesn?t want to show it to anyone.?

?Yes.?

The other women waited with baited breath as the young girl digested this information.

The young girl nodded her head and looked up.

?I get it.?

The young girl caught sight of the men and brightened up.

She ran towards her father.

?Daddy, don?t be ashamed of naming your toy. I have names for my toys, too.?

The tall aristocrat blinked his eyes.

?Toy??

The young girl beamed.

?You know, Lance. Auntie Relena told me that Lance is your secret toy. Lance probably holds cherished memories. Like a childhood keepsake.?

The young girl leaned a little closer.

?I got that idea by myself.?

The young girl straightened up.

She smiled at her father.

But the tall aristocrat, along with the other men, was staring at the women behind the young girl.

Well, except for one couple.

They had caught each other gazes and had snuck away.

Noticing the focus of her father?s gaze, the young girl turned around.

?Where did Uncle Heero and Auntie Relena go??

~*~

Bookworm sighed again.

?At least I found out who knew about the names.?

She shook her head.

?I can?t believe those two.?

She grinned.

?Oh, well.?

THE END

And here it is...another one!!!!

This one was a suggestion/request that I decided to take on. So whoever you are that suggested this...gomen. Too lazy to look you up. But this is for you!!!! And the others, of course.

bookworm Tortures Howard

Bookworm stared at the note thoughtfully.

?So?they want me to humiliate this old geezer.?

She got up.

?I wonder??

~*~

This old man was going to have a vacation, darn it.

Mentally groaning over the creaking old bones of his, he walked confidently down the boardwalk, giving the illusion of a man some years younger than his true *cough* age.

Behind his dark glasses, his eyes leered at all the nubile feminine flesh visible from clothes that barely disguised the curves.

Outwardly he may act like a comedic gentleman, but inside?

?was an old?

?Oomph.?

He barely regained his balance as he bumped into a scrawny boy.

?Hey watch it.?

Irritation gleamed from his eyes, hidden by the glasses.

?You watch it, boy.?

He was about to sidestep the boy, but felt a little tug.

He looked at the boy, who grinned.

As he kept walking, he didn?t feel the fabric of his shirt and swim shorts unraveling behind him, the end cut off by the boy and held onto by that same youth.

People began to stare at him. Especially the girls.

At first, he was pleased at all the attention.

But then?

?he felt air.

He looked down.

He was?
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NAKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He put his hands on his PRIVATE parts and looked around.

He turned RED.

Unbeknownst to him, there was a dark-haired youth leaning against one of the bender?s stall. The youth had a digital camera raised in front of him. A slight movement of the lips was the only sign of the youth?s amusement. Then he pocketed the camera and left the boardwalk.

~*~

The next morning, Howard went to the Sweepers website.

The first thing he saw was?

He groaned.

The headline underneath the image read:

HOWARD?NUDE! God of Death?s Friend Caught It All

He laid his face on his hands.

He was doomed.

~*~

Bookworm closed her book with a thud.

?Mission Accomplished.?

THE END

Next ones are two blondes. 'Til then, minna!!!

?So who?s Lance??

The last blonde smiled.

?Lance is the name of your father?s TOY.?

The young girl frowned.

?Daddy has a toy??

The blonde nodded her head.

?In fact, this TOY is a secret of your father?s. It is for his SOLE use, so it is HIDDEN.?

?Why??

?Because he?s selfish.?

That part totally cracked me up, I had to bite my hand - cuz everyone's asleep. *giggles*

Poor Howard

Bookworm, you're amazing I just luv your stories

But I had a problem to know who-was-who when you tortured G-boys. I only know that Relena was the one who explained Treize's and Une's daughter about his... TOY

Anyway, great job!

And yeah, poor Howard

Okay. I'll explain it to u.

First of, the brunette, or Mommy, is Lady Une.

The blonde who perked up at hearing her husband's name, namely Trowa, is Midii.

The next gal, the dark-haired petite, is Hilde.

The blonde w/ forked eyebrows is...Dorothy, of course.

The sandy-haired woman is Sally.

The other dark-haired woman, who is also the comrade of Sally, is Noin.

And the last is, of course, Relena.

I hope that clears up everything, Raspberry.

Yep I got most of it right, but it doesn't hurt to read your stories more than once they still funny every time

Thanks

I thought that it was like that, but I wasn't sure

So when you'll write another story???

It figures Heero would have a camera handy too. *cracks up*