Blissful Ignorance

IYA!!!!!

Dorothy+power = DISASTER

These are all really funny!

OK! What I've learned from Gundam Wing is:

~If you're a 15 year old boy who's been trained as a perfect soldier since the age of 8, you cannot die, no matter how hard you try.

~You can become an influential political figure by the age of 16.

~Never tell the boy you love to go ahead and kill a soldier wearing a metal mask. You just might have told him to kill your long lost brother.

~Be afraid of blonde girls with forked eyebrows.

I don't think these are very good but I tried.

What Gundam Wing taught me:

Gundams are waterproof

The best way to launch a MS from an aircraft carrrier is to push it off the side with a bulldozer

Plasma Scythes are no match for the giant arm switchblade

You can have a nifty plasma umbrella parachute gadget in one episode and never have any other cool gadgets ever again

You can hide a 90ft long truck under a few branches

Walmart sells hundred foot tarps at every store

Giant guided rocket powered shields with built in plasma blades grow on trees

When using a MS for the first time be sure to bring along enough lights for the cool pose that you MUST do at the start of the fight

Allways carry a spare beam saber

You can fire a magnetic grappling hook while in free fall with pin point accuracy

You can not expect the fall from a plane at cruise altitude to kill a high ranking military official, so while he is in freefall be sure to shoot him in the head

When in doubt, self detonate

Non-Gundam MS can do great things so long as there are no Gundam's present or the pilot is a Gundam pilot

Mobile Dolls FUCKING ROCK!!!

Girls with forked eyebrows have nice booties and go through a bottle of conditioner every week

Sometimes in life you meet people that just aren't good enough for the head vulcans, in those situations it is best the hurl your shield or beam glave at them with deadly accuracy!!

EVERY military organisation has its own uniform, even those that were formed just yesterday.

Transport planes are HIGHLY flamable.

You CAN address and solve your issues with the man you blamed for killing your parents and robbing you of the privileged life that you were born into all in one episode and never mention it again. (Zechs)

A Gundam's infra-red signature WILL show up even with a thick snowy fog in the way

Giant heavily armed mountain fortresses can be taken with ease by a handfull of soldiers

Self pity is the best answer to a failed mission

Anyone and I mean ANYONE can plant bombs all over a highly restricted military base and in fact on the equipment and MS too with out the base officials rasing a finger to stop them

Spandex is like velcro for the bottoms of cars

When in doubt, self detonate

Lmao, so true

EVERY military organisation has its own uniform, even those that were formed just yesterday.

I always wondered how they did that Oo

Spandex is like velcro for the bottoms of cars

Wouldn't it have been funny if Heero had a hole in his spandex ? the Oz soldiers would be laughing their head off

I have a few.
1) Never trust a weird woman with doubled bunned hair and big glasses
2) Clowns can be sexy if they are really nameless soldiers in disguise
3) You can pull a gun from nowhere
4) Death is inevitable unless you're a super human perfect soldier
5) people will over look your age as long as you're deadly enough
6) sexist pigs shouldn't pilot mobile suits
7) eyebrows can get unnaturally long..*shudder*
bad fashion trends will unfortunately live on..(think relena's sweater/legging/leg warmer combo)
9) challenging the guys you like will end with positive results
10) new meaning to the phrase 'silent but deadly'
11) shoving a gun insomeone's face inspires unspeakable attraction...(can anyone say death wish?)
12) people with death wishes, mustual attractions, and those taht are seperated siblings have psychic conections with one another...

There's more, but i'm too tired to list them. Leter