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Bookworm, how about you torture Howard
He's a funny guy.
I'll eventually get to him. Right now, I don't have any idea how to torture Howard. But don't worry, it'll be funny, as always.
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:bounce: yay :bounce:
But don't worry, it'll be funny, as always.
duh :-P
I mean of course it will be funny, because you're writing it :salute:

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Okay, this MIGHT be my last one for now. I do have some written, BUT I'll be on vacation in two days. Yes, vacation, as in being-out-of-state vacation. I'll be going to my maternal relatives' and doing some tourism. So this will be in hiatus until I return. DO...NOT...WORRY. I shall be writing while I'm there. Just don't expect it to be posted. I'm doing this based on first done. And I won't bring a copy to my relatives. I shall be here today and tomorrow, but afterwards...I dunno.

So here is Quatre again. Enjoy!
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bookworm Tortures Quatre x2

Bookworm toyed with the blue ribbon in her hand.

?I wonder??

She...GRINNED.

~*~

Quatre had forgotten that he had vowed to NEVER?EVER?SET?FOOT?HERE!!!

So?here he was, held up in one of his sister?s friend?s house, where the household is all FEMALES.

Now, he doesn?t mind being in a roomful of females.

But?

But?

BUT?NOT this PARTICULAR ONE!!!!

So unexpected?blindsided in his weak spot?danger?

?What are you thinking??

Quatre blinked and turned to meet his sister?s eyes.

?Nothing.?

She grinned.

?Quatre, you can?t fool me.?

?Well??

He looked around, trying to find someone to rescue him.

No one was near?especially Dorothy, who could go around his sisters with a snap of her fingers.

He was doomed.

?Fatima!?

The siblings turned to find?HER.

Quatre gulped.

Now he was DOOMED.

The older woman glided towards them, a brilliant smile on her face. The smile grew wider as she caught sight of Quatre.

?Why if it isn?t young Quatre. How long has it been since I last saw you??

The older woman sighed.

?Ah, yes. I remembered how my household and I dressed you up with those ribbons that Gretna has aplenty. Speaking of Gretna??

The older woman waved to another woman, who walked up to them.

?Gretna, remember Quatre??

The woman smiled and nodded her head.

?Gretna, can you bring out the photo album, the one that is all of Quatre.?

Gretna?smiled and went to get it.

Quatre groaned?mentally. (He was too polite to do so in company.)

?Quatre??

Quatre turned and found Dorothy?AND the others grouped around them.

His sister decided to introduce the group to the older woman.

When the introductions were over, Gretna had returned with the photo album.

The older woman, whose name was Harema Lababa Loser, pounced on it.

She held the ribbon-decorated album up.

?Let me show you?little Quatra!?

And she opened it up.

The group, excluding Quatre, stared at the first photo.

It was Midii who summed it up.

?So cute!!!?

?She?I mean, he?s adorable.?

?Kawaii!!!!?

There were smirks on the guys? faces, even on the stoic ones.

Dorothy, noticing her beau?s discomfort, sidled up to him.

She bent her head near his ear.

?Why don?t we???

Quatre listened. When she was done, he took hold of her hand, made their excuses, and got out of the room.

The group stared after the couple.

Harema returned her gaze to the group.

?Where are they going??

It was Heero who spoke?the truth.

?Playing with ribbons.?

~*~

Bookworm closed her book.

?Ah, I love torture.?

THE END

I made Harema up. So she's mine...and Gretna...and Fatima. The others are not. Just so you know.
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Post by Chibi-sitter »

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I'll be on vacation in two days.
8) have fun.

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Post by Raspberry »

Yeah, have a nice time wormie! :salute: :D
How crazy
Stop talking about me as if you know me
How crazy
I?ve been running away from the ship
sinking in the depths of the ocean

Song How Crazy by YUI

Just be yourself.

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Post by Crazygurl »

Be sure to come back, though. :-P

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Post by Lady Casper »

That was silly nice job bookworm

have fun!
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Post by Raspberry »

Ya know what?..

I think our G-gang is sex-addicted :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
How crazy
Stop talking about me as if you know me
How crazy
I?ve been running away from the ship
sinking in the depths of the ocean

Song How Crazy by YUI

Just be yourself.

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Post by Lady Casper »

I believe it has!

But we already could figure that out...right? <looks around> oh come on you all knew it! :roll:
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