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On a seperate note, I've recently discovered why fewer blokes write serious lemons.
Have you had your recommended daily allowance of ravishing?
I believe in love stories but despise romances.
I want to write fics that slap all the standard fanfiction conventions around the face with
a wet fish and call them Betsy ~ me to Wicked.
Cupid's arrow is really a nuclear warhead...it leaves total devastion in it wake.
http://www.fanfiction.net/~beermonster
http://www.rakhal.com/florestica/beermonster/index.html

I believe in love stories but despise romances.
I want to write fics that slap all the standard fanfiction conventions around the face with
a wet fish and call them Betsy ~ me to Wicked.
Cupid's arrow is really a nuclear warhead...it leaves total devastion in it wake.
http://www.fanfiction.net/~beermonster
http://www.rakhal.com/florestica/beermonster/index.html
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- A puddle under the tire of the procrastination truck|VP of the BI Hentai Club
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Oh? Why? *ear twitches* I'm curious.Beer-monster wrote:On a seperate note, I've recently discovered why fewer blokes write serious lemons.
Lemons! I must admit that my very first lemon had this 'romance' novel thing going on, mainly because as I have uhm...little sexual experience...I couldn't write a 'realistic' one.
Hmmm...I usually take in mind what's a character's view/mindset on sex when I do lemons. Does the character consider sex a casual or spiritual thing? Is the character romantic or a cynical bastard/bitch? I think what makes a lemon 'realistic' is how 'close' is it to the characters' personality or views (or how it reflects the character or the situation). I also consider what mood I want to invoke. Argh, am I making sense at all?
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Ennis Tremellyn, Director of CIA in The Man.
?We are only human, and the gods have fashioned us for love. That is our great glory, and our great tragedy.? ? Maester Aemon of The Night's Watch, A Song of Ice and Fire
"There are easier ways to die; this is NOT one of them!"
For ALL your anime/game sountrack needs: http://gh.ffshrine.org?r=23263
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Well I recently wrote my first lemon, it was a Naruto fic in response to Ceryl and Lars' TSNBMNCUP.
It was incredibly uncomfortable to sit and write, even worse to sit under a desk. Put it this way, I'm an author who writes by feelings.
It was incredibly uncomfortable to sit and write, even worse to sit under a desk. Put it this way, I'm an author who writes by feelings.

Have you had your recommended daily allowance of ravishing?
I believe in love stories but despise romances.
I want to write fics that slap all the standard fanfiction conventions around the face with
a wet fish and call them Betsy ~ me to Wicked.
Cupid's arrow is really a nuclear warhead...it leaves total devastion in it wake.
http://www.fanfiction.net/~beermonster
http://www.rakhal.com/florestica/beermonster/index.html

I believe in love stories but despise romances.
I want to write fics that slap all the standard fanfiction conventions around the face with
a wet fish and call them Betsy ~ me to Wicked.
Cupid's arrow is really a nuclear warhead...it leaves total devastion in it wake.
http://www.fanfiction.net/~beermonster
http://www.rakhal.com/florestica/beermonster/index.html
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even worse to sit under a desk
eh yea...that has to suck pretty bad.
Melrose_Stormhaven...you made perfect sense to me. I am in that kinda of pickle as well when it comes to *cough*experience*cough*
Don't get me wrong though. I know plenty by knowledge...i mean i go to high school of course your gonna hear about it day in and day out.

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*laugh* Beer, I get it. *shoos away mental image*
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Ennis Tremellyn, Director of CIA in The Man.
?We are only human, and the gods have fashioned us for love. That is our great glory, and our great tragedy.? ? Maester Aemon of The Night's Watch, A Song of Ice and Fire
"There are easier ways to die; this is NOT one of them!"
For ALL your anime/game sountrack needs: http://gh.ffshrine.org?r=23263
Avatar is from the Naruto Shippuden trailer, made by farlist in LJ.
Ennis Tremellyn, Director of CIA in The Man.
?We are only human, and the gods have fashioned us for love. That is our great glory, and our great tragedy.? ? Maester Aemon of The Night's Watch, A Song of Ice and Fire
"There are easier ways to die; this is NOT one of them!"
For ALL your anime/game sountrack needs: http://gh.ffshrine.org?r=23263
Avatar is from the Naruto Shippuden trailer, made by farlist in LJ.
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Grrr, its not funny. :evil:
Have you had your recommended daily allowance of ravishing?
I believe in love stories but despise romances.
I want to write fics that slap all the standard fanfiction conventions around the face with
a wet fish and call them Betsy ~ me to Wicked.
Cupid's arrow is really a nuclear warhead...it leaves total devastion in it wake.
http://www.fanfiction.net/~beermonster
http://www.rakhal.com/florestica/beermonster/index.html

I believe in love stories but despise romances.
I want to write fics that slap all the standard fanfiction conventions around the face with
a wet fish and call them Betsy ~ me to Wicked.
Cupid's arrow is really a nuclear warhead...it leaves total devastion in it wake.
http://www.fanfiction.net/~beermonster
http://www.rakhal.com/florestica/beermonster/index.html
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I know, Beer. *pats him* I know.
VP of the BI Hentai Club
Ennis Tremellyn, Director of CIA in The Man.
?We are only human, and the gods have fashioned us for love. That is our great glory, and our great tragedy.? ? Maester Aemon of The Night's Watch, A Song of Ice and Fire
"There are easier ways to die; this is NOT one of them!"
For ALL your anime/game sountrack needs: http://gh.ffshrine.org?r=23263
Avatar is from the Naruto Shippuden trailer, made by farlist in LJ.
Ennis Tremellyn, Director of CIA in The Man.
?We are only human, and the gods have fashioned us for love. That is our great glory, and our great tragedy.? ? Maester Aemon of The Night's Watch, A Song of Ice and Fire
"There are easier ways to die; this is NOT one of them!"
For ALL your anime/game sountrack needs: http://gh.ffshrine.org?r=23263
Avatar is from the Naruto Shippuden trailer, made by farlist in LJ.