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To BeerMonster...I never said i wasn't. As a matter of fact I am very much a pervet to an extent. ~_^... at least i dont deny it

And thank you EDS, that was really helpful. ^_^
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Post by Beer-monster »

On a seperate note, I've recently discovered why fewer blokes write serious lemons.
Have you had your recommended daily allowance of ravishing? 8)

I believe in love stories but despise romances.

I want to write fics that slap all the standard fanfiction conventions around the face with
a wet fish and call them Betsy ~ me to Wicked.

Cupid's arrow is really a nuclear warhead...it leaves total devastion in it wake.

http://www.fanfiction.net/~beermonster

http://www.rakhal.com/florestica/beermonster/index.html

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Post by melrose_stormhaven »

Beer-monster wrote:On a seperate note, I've recently discovered why fewer blokes write serious lemons.
Oh? Why? *ear twitches* I'm curious.

Lemons! I must admit that my very first lemon had this 'romance' novel thing going on, mainly because as I have uhm...little sexual experience...I couldn't write a 'realistic' one.

Hmmm...I usually take in mind what's a character's view/mindset on sex when I do lemons. Does the character consider sex a casual or spiritual thing? Is the character romantic or a cynical bastard/bitch? I think what makes a lemon 'realistic' is how 'close' is it to the characters' personality or views (or how it reflects the character or the situation). I also consider what mood I want to invoke. Argh, am I making sense at all?
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Post by Beer-monster »

Well I recently wrote my first lemon, it was a Naruto fic in response to Ceryl and Lars' TSNBMNCUP.


It was incredibly uncomfortable to sit and write, even worse to sit under a desk. Put it this way, I'm an author who writes by feelings. :oops:
Have you had your recommended daily allowance of ravishing? 8)

I believe in love stories but despise romances.

I want to write fics that slap all the standard fanfiction conventions around the face with
a wet fish and call them Betsy ~ me to Wicked.

Cupid's arrow is really a nuclear warhead...it leaves total devastion in it wake.

http://www.fanfiction.net/~beermonster

http://www.rakhal.com/florestica/beermonster/index.html

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Post by Lady Casper »

even worse to sit under a desk

eh yea...that has to suck pretty bad.

Melrose_Stormhaven...you made perfect sense to me. I am in that kinda of pickle as well when it comes to *cough*experience*cough*

Don't get me wrong though. I know plenty by knowledge...i mean i go to high school of course your gonna hear about it day in and day out. :roll:
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Pickel*...eh i can't spell today...i'm frigin drained. :pale:
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Post by melrose_stormhaven »

*laugh* Beer, I get it. *shoos away mental image*
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Post by Andrea »

Beer-monster wrote: It was incredibly uncomfortable to sit and write, even worse to sit under a desk. Put it this way, I'm an author who writes by feelings. :oops:
That was a mental picture we could have gone without. Poor thing. *laugh*

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Post by Beer-monster »

Grrr, its not funny. :evil:
Have you had your recommended daily allowance of ravishing? 8)

I believe in love stories but despise romances.

I want to write fics that slap all the standard fanfiction conventions around the face with
a wet fish and call them Betsy ~ me to Wicked.

Cupid's arrow is really a nuclear warhead...it leaves total devastion in it wake.

http://www.fanfiction.net/~beermonster

http://www.rakhal.com/florestica/beermonster/index.html

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Post by melrose_stormhaven »

I know, Beer. *pats him* I know.
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"There are easier ways to die; this is NOT one of them!"
For ALL your anime/game sountrack needs: http://gh.ffshrine.org?r=23263
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