Blissful Ignorance

Doesn't really matter to me.

So, whatever. ^.^;

well that's amusing! Stuntcat posted her version 20 minutes before Suicide...~rereads sentence, gapes~ uh...before Suicide_baka, not before committing....yeah, anywho, we can do this one of two ways:
-make this into two round robins or
-stay stranded and wait for someone to take charge and choose since no one wants anyone to feel bad

me, I'm personally impatient so I'm just gonna use the last one posted, if you don't mind Stuntcat... Sorry if I've offended you! If this happens again, we'll go with yours, I PROMISE!!
luv
~kai
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Heero stood there glaring at Duo. "Getting an outfit requires a store at the mall. Getting to the mall requires a car. The 'let's' part of your last statement requires you being in the car with me, going to the store with me, and accompanying me getting an outfit. None of which I really want to happen..."

"Ouch, that hurts. Don't you want your best buddy to be with you when you get the outfit that will stun your first date into wanting to see ya for the rest of your pathetic life?" Duo replied, whimsically.

"No."

"That was meant to be a rhetorical question, but since you've answered it, I'm gonna have to pull out the blackmail factor," Duo said, grinning.

"Hn..."

"And anyways, you can't just get an outfit by yourself! I mean, come on, look at you, man. You're not exactly what I would call 'stylish' now. You would need someone to..." Duo began rambling on and on as usual. Heero didn't like the way his so-called "best buddy" had something over his head. Heero looked around waiting for the tow-truck and let his eyes wander to the inside of Duo's car. He noticed a bunch of brown paper sacks in the backseat which he managed to dub groceries. He then saw a six-pack of beer bottles sitting between the bags. Maybe if Heero could just get close enough to knock Duo unconcious, he could put him back in the car, open a beer bottle and pour it on Duo and make it look like he was drinking, and then just bail him out after the date. Yeah, that would work!

"Mission: Accepted." Heero, with a look of determination in his blue eyes, crept toward Duo's turned back. .

"...and PLUS, you have no idea what you're doing tonight, and since I'm a good pal with Relena, well, actually Hilde is the good pal and I'm just around all the time so I am always around her, I know what she likes and therefore YOU will need my help," Duo continued. Heero was one step away from fulfilling his mission when HOOOOOOOOOOONK!!! Heero growled again and turned around, seeing that the stupid tow truck, followed by a cop, had finally arrived.

"Oh sure, NOW it comes..." Heero thought, disappointed. "Mission: Aborted."

"What was that?" Duo asked.

"Nothing."

A fat man with blue overalls exited the tow truck and assessed the damage with a curious eye. "Hmm...A rear ender. Who's car is this?" the tow man asked, pointing to the front car.

"It's mine," Heero stated stoically.

"Hmm...got insurance?"

"Yeah."

"Lucky you, you won't have to pay for a thing," the fat man said, turning back to his truck to get the hitch.

"Wait a minute, what's that supposed to mean?" Duo argued. "It was totally HIS fault!"

"Not according to most law firms," a voice boomed from the cop car's opening door. "The one who rear ends the other is practically always the one to blame. They could have been going slower, been farther away than the preceeding car..." when the cop got out, Heero and Duo's eyes got as large as saucers. The cop immediately went white and cowered.

"WUFEI???" Heero and Duo chimed in unison, disbelief obvious.

"That would be him," the fat tow guy said, hooking his truck up with Duo's.

"What are you doing playing policeman, Wu-man?" Duo asked, gaping. "Aren't you a preventer? You're supposed to be handling war stuff and gundanium investigations, what the hell are you...?"

Wufei frowned. "INJUSTICE!" he yelled at the top of his lungs. Duo shut up, Wufei was really red and really angry lookin. Yeah, the whole blazing eye thing, kinda freaky.

"Hey Chang, got any doughnuts in that car of yours?" the fat tow man asked.

"NO!"

"Just wonderin..."

Heero stared. Wufei went frigid. "Yuy, I've no idea why you are looking at me like that when you are the one in a petty automobile accident. But as for an explanation, there is no war going on, Maxwell, and there have been no gundanium or neo titanium sitings in over 3 months. The Preventers have nothing to do, so they force us to work as justice keepers as a day job to earn our pay..."

"Oh, so you tell Heero, but totally ignore me...I see how it is," Duo interrupted.

"Shut up, Maxwell!!" Wufei cried, pulling out his gun and aiming at Duo's head.

"Hey, that was my move," Heero stated.

"Shutting up..." Duo whimpered.

yea I realized that too! My damn computer is going slower and slower so that it didn't even update!! Sometimes I can't even post! Okay I learned from my mistake! I'll try to fix my computer so that it won't happen again

alrighty, who's next? I'm waiting to see what we've got here....

Heero thought quickly. He needed to get to his date. Without Maxwell. Without his car. He looked carefully over at Wufei, then at the tow truck. Then at the cop car.

Bingo.

He quickly jumped past the now occupied Wufei and grabbed his keys, slipping into the cop's front seat with one movement.

It took him all of four seconds to start the car, and only about a minute to drive off. Halfway through that time, he heard Duo's hysterical laughter and Wufei's angry sputtering.

Once he was back on the road, he went over his situation. He had probably thirty minutes before the cops would catch him, and his date was starting soon.

When he looked up at the highway, he suddenly figured out what his biggest problem was.

Traffic.

ok first try at a fic, I'm Dutch so don't mind the spelling
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Traffic REALLY was a problem. He moved inch by inch cheaking his clock every passing second. Finally he couldn't take it anymore and drove his car on the extra lane which had been blocked by workers. But he didn't care he could only think about Relena and their first date. He HAD to get a suit and quick!

"Mission accepted"

He drove the car to it's limits until he saw the exit for the mall. He followed the signs and stopped the now bashed car in front of the shops.

Now came the biggest problem, his eyes widened when he saw the amount of stores he had to pick from. "O my....." was the only thing he could say.
He crabbed his shirt as in trying to stop his heart from beating out of his cheast. This was the first time he ever felt anything like this, it was......fear.

okay, i have a funny idea, but I don't want to offend anyone...if I get one complaint, I'll get the post taken off. Does anyone care if I put some gay store employees in this? There will be no yaoi, just some...girlie guys...if someone would rather me not, that's fine and someone else can go.
~kai[/i]

no real prob wit me. any1 else?

No problem here.

fine with me