Love in Traffic

[demented fly]

D here!!!! teeehee. ah, omg. this is my first post where I actually write something! *gasp*

"The reason is..."
Relena was faltering. This was not good...sooo not good.....
Heero inching backwards and towards his only window.
Duo was definitely feeling the intensity of the situation, as was Quatre.
Trowa's visible eye darted from Zechs to Relena to Heero...
Zechs narrowed his eyes and stared at Relena's inadequately covered body.

"er...." Relena's voice began to sound choked.

"There is a threat. Why would we even be in the same building otherwise? It is our job as Preventers to protect the Vice Foreign Minister." Heero's voice rang clear, despite his panic.

"Is there really?" Zechs raised an eyebrow at Heero. He wasn't buying it..and Heero's stoic face was all that was left to cover his inner turmoil. He straightened his frame and looked into Zech's eyes. Steel blue orbs clashes against Persian blue ones.

Relena, Duo, Quatre, Wufei and Trowa looked on with apprehension.
Zechs began to advance on Heero, his head bent and eyes throwing lightning.
Heero frame was straight and he stood still. This was the end of it...and his life was flashing before his eyes.

And then his towel fell.

[demented fly]

i dunno why. but I relaly really really somehow feel like Zechs has too much power in this thang! and I feel like Heero's really really really too weak! AAAH!! let's get this thang moooooooving!!!

[WhiteWindRRose]

heh heh
::rubs hands evilly::
perfect set up!!!

lol

I CALL NEXT!!!

just gimme a few

lol

[WhiteWindRRose]

Time seemed to stop. Zechs watched as the white, clean towel fell to the crimson carpet. No one cared to look away, and, in fact, they all seemed to lean a little closer, eyes bulging. Feeling his only form of covering slide off, Heero dove for the towel, right hand shooting to cover what seemed to attract everyone's attention. ?Crap!? he barked.

But as his hand came a hair?s inch away from salvation, it was snatched by the Lighting Count. Heero?s hands dug into the fuzzy floor. His gaze snapped up to face ice blue orbs filled with mischief. The intensity of the zero pilot?s glare was unheaded, and Zechs proceeded to wave the fabric in the air for everyone to see.

?Oh! You seemed to have DROPPED this!? The words dripped sarcasm.

?I didn?t think you?d stoop this low, Zechs,? Heero growled through grit teeth, his fingers curling around the strands of carpet in a death grip.

?OH MY GOD! You?re thing was fucking big, buddy! Did you get a boner from Jousan or something? It?s at full length, and I know how long it can get! Shit!? Duo?s jaw dropped, but he quickly composed himself. ?But... mine?s been longer, yup yup! ?Cuz you know,? he waved his hand as if he was brushing it off, ?I AM the king slash god of love-making and death! No lying!?

?For Christ?s sake...? Noin and her son about faced, but despite her attempts the seven-year-old did get a brusque peek. She soon began to drag Charles out of the room though the child kept trying to glance over his shoulder. ?Cha-r--les and I? are goo? KEEP YOU?RE FACE FORWARD! IT?S NOT LIKE THERE?S SOMETHING THERE YOU HAVEN?T SEEN!? She promptly shoved him out of the threshold. ?Charles and I are going downstairs for a drink. Be good Zechs, or else. I don?t want to come back to find a certain 01 pilot deceased, or else,? she dead panned.

?But Mommy!? Charles?s whine was heard. ?Something?s happened to Auntie Lena!!?

[sailorDH]

whitewindrose, that was awesome! I wonder WHAT is happening to Auntie Lena!
Somebody help Heero! Zechs' is being too evil...i don't like him anymore...
sniff~

haha, this thing is way too funny. pleez, somebody write something!

[Leia Avenrose]

Upon hearing the child screaming about Relena, Heero immediately ignored Zechs, despite his sudden bout of fear of the older brother purposefully hitting somewhere where it might hurt, and rushed past him. Duo's jaw went slack, as he could only stare at Heero as the Perfect Soldier ran into the Vice ForeignM Minister's bedroom buck-naked. He uttered something, then with his eyes rolling back into his head, he fell back with a heavy thud.

Zechs blinked at Duo's still body, and then growled, turning to watch Heero's ass muscles work well, rippling, as the younger man knelt before the young woman laying on the ground, her blankets heaped over her body, an arm sticking out into the open, as well as a leg.

Heero growled, then reached out with surprisingly gentle hands and gave Relena a good shake, demanding she wake up this minute. "Come on, damn you. Wake up. This isn't the best time for you to go and sleep now," he snarled heavily under his breath, hoping she'd hear.

Quatre, Wufei and Trowa all peeked into Relena's room. The blonde, delicate hatchling of a man, upon seeing his friends together, one completely naked, and the other covered in her blankets, disappeared into his room to then reappear with a pair of shorts from his suitcase. Trowa and Wufei both, upon seeing Quatre rush out to give Heero the shorts, stepped out of their own rooms, their eyes shifting around for any sign of Zechs. They didn't really see him, but heard him muttering as he was kicking at Duo's motionless body.

Quatre knelt beside Heero, shorts in hand, and tapped him. "You may want to put these on before she wakes up, Heero," he whispered, urging the shorts towards him with a quick motion.

"Hn." Heero grabbed them, nodded his thanks, and then stood. As he was fitting his legs through the holes in the shorts, Relena's eyes fluttered open and she sat up quickly. Something rigid and warm smacked her hard in the face. Clearing her head, she found herself staring straight at a piece of the male anatomy, waving about in her face.

Utterly a small cry, and feeling her body respond immediately to the veins and the velvety masculinity, as well as having had it against her face, she fell back down with a little confused sigh. Heero looked down, swore, and pulled the shorts on fully before kneeling down before her. Trowa and Wufei then came to stand around the three, amused, curious looks in their eyes.

They found this amusing...

Heero fumed silently, while watching the woman on the ground. Zechs, having gotten Duo awake, shoved the man of Death into the room. Duo stumbled, but caught himself, and cast a glare over his shoulder at the older man, who looked like he were about to laugh. Zechs walked slowly into the room, arms crossed over his chest, quietly observing the five men huddled together in front of the former queen of the world, his baby sister.

"Do you know why she fainted, Heero?" Duo asked quietly, glancing over at his friend.

Heero shrugged, watching the still face. "Why does it matter?"

"Did you know she's been throwing up all this week in the mornings?" Quatre said, concerned. "I can hear her always running for bathroom from my bedroom."

Zechs stopped where he was and listened.

Wufei scoffed. "She is with a child."

"She doesn't have any kids, Wu-man," Duo piped up angrily, "and she doesn't visit any at all...."

"He doesn't mean that, Duo," Heero hissed."

"Then what does he mean?" Duo had a stupid look on his face, as he scratched his head. Zechs' ears twitched. He took a step towards them

"Then what do you mean, Heero?"

"She's pregnant. God are you all blind or just...blind?"

"What?" they all screamed in unison. Heero looked around at each face, silently assessing them. He knew who the father was, but he wanted to make sure. His gaze settled on Duo. The god of death went scarlet and scurried to hide behind Zechs. Looking up at who it was, he 'eeped' and made a beeline for Heero's room.

"Who's the father?" Quatre asked, surprised.

"I wonder..." Heero muttered, glaring out at Trowa and Wufei. They both stared back with the same questioning look as he.

"Do you know, Heero?"

Heero nodded. "Yes, in fact, the father to Relena's baby is..."

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Leia: MWUHAHAHAHAHAH!!! *glares at the next poster* You better make it Heero, or so help me...*shakes a fist*
Next Poster: Eek! *cowers behind a potted tree*

Who's next?

[Ard Rhys]

My my my...this sure is interesting....
Wouldn't it be just evil if it was Duo's for a change?
You wonder why thier rooms are connected....

[WhiteWindRRose]

AHHHH!!!! RELENA'S PREGNANT!!!
WHO KNEW??
LOL
does anyone wanna go next!!!!!
would anyone dare NOT make the baby Heero's??
LOL
anyone wanna take the challenge??
....
rel's pregnant...
...
who's the lucky dog?
Wufei?
Wufei: What?!?!?!?! me??? ::glances over at Leia sharpening her axe::
NO WAY!!! ::runs away shaking his head::
Quatre?
Quatre: NUH-UH!! You're not putting this on me!!!
Trowa?
Trowa: Maybe.... ::smirk fades as I glare at him evilly:: NOT! Maybe not!
Duo?
Duo: Fuck no! Are you trying to get me killed?????? sure I was playing with her underwear... but pregnant??

[Leia Avenrose]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

A natural comedian! I give you praise. *bows deeply* That was amusing, that post. But if you wish to post next, by all means--do it, you know you want tooo!

Just remember...Heero=father of relena's baby...or else. MWUHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHA

Duo: Erhm...*coughs, quietly sneaking away*
Heero: She's crazy. *nods to himself* Yep. Definitely crazy.

[WhiteWindRRose]

don't mind if I do!!!! heh heh...

?Yes, in fact, the father to Relena?s baby is...? Heero beaconed everyone over and they followed, forming a small circle. His voice lowered to a near whisper, ?You know that guy down the street?? Everyone?s eyes widened. ?He has big thick glasses, a long nose, and jet black hair. His name is Brian McClellan. Have any of you ever seen him?? They shook their heads from side to side vigorously. ?He lives at 4119, it?s an orange house down that way. You can?t miss it.? Heero pointed to his right.

Zechs, who had been wringing his hands behind his back, growled, his teeth grinding. ?How dare he impregnate my sister! Where the hell?s my gun...? And before anyone could blink, the Lightning Count was out of the room, rushing down a spiral staircase, heading for the front door.

?Well...? Heero continued unfazed by Zechs?s sudden department, catching the remaining pilots? attention once more, ?He?s not the baby?s father.? With that he turned on his heal and bent down to pick up the fallen Vice Minister.

The four gave each other looks that said, ?HUH? What just happened?? It didn?t take them long to get it. Furrowed brows relaxed.

?Hah!! Did Heero Yuy just make a joke and get rid of the Lighting Count all at once??? Duo laughed heartily.

?Talk about two birds with one stone...? Quatre chuckled.

They watched as Heero meticulously placed the young woman on the king-size bed.

They heard a scream from bellow. ?Milliardo Peacecraft!! Where do you think you?re going with that 9 mm??

?Not now Noin!!! I?m just going to kill that bastard Brian McClellan down the street who lives in an orange house!? Then there was some shuffling and the sound of a door opening and slamming shut twice.

Heero fixed the covers and bent over her. Dipping, he left and invisible mark on her forehead and gave a half-smile to no one in particular.

Looking up he found everyone gaping out of Relena?s bedroom window. ?Run fat man!! Runnnnnn!? Duo hollered excitedly. Before long, Heero was along-side them watching the scene. ?Someone? with long platinum blond hair had just thrown a gun over his shoulder and proceeded chasing a behemoth man with jet black hair who was flailing his arms and screaming at the top of his lungs. And not far behind him a woman seemed to be pursuing them both.

Suddenly, Zechs stopped in mid stride; he turned to look around at Noin. Apparently she had said something to snap him out of his killing spree. Noin kept on running until they were under arm?s length from each other. Duo licked his lips, ?Now he?s gonna get it...?

The two quickly closed the gap and... started making out! Duo?s jaw dropped. ?Yeah, he sure got it,? Wufei rolled his eyes. The comment was followed with sarcastic grunts.

?Humph...? Duo glanced away from the mirror back at the sleeping beauty. ?Hey... speaking of making out...? Ignoring the dark glares he received from all directions, he revealed his fantasy. ?Imagine all of us butt-naked in a bed with Relena!!? This time he got groans. ?No, for real! The bed could be as big as this house! See... we?re separated from each other and trying to find Rel somewhere in the sheets!! It?s like a contest! Who ever finds her first wins!

?I mean, imagine...? Looking around he found his first victim. ?Quatre is wandering around and he finds these two smooth-ass legs! Moving up from the heels, he thinks he?s won!! He reaches for THAT spot and finds the wrong *cough* type of, of... thing! Then there?s a manly scream and he looks up to find himself feeling up Wufei!?

Smack! Duo finds himself on the floor, Wufei?s fist still hanging in the air, his left eyebrow twitching. Quatre looked like a cherry; Trowa with his vivid imagination tried without avail to block out all the images that floated into his head. In the end he was rubbing his temples, his face pale and slightly green. Heero on the other hand seemed fine, but if you looked closer he was trying not to look in Wufei?s direction knowing where his gaze would land upon.

?So anyway,? Quatre shoved his quivering hands into his pockets. ?Heero, you haven?t told us who the father of the baby is!?

Heero gave an exasperated sigh and responded, ?Well, haven?t you guess already? It?s...?