[12 Themes Challenge] Just A Small Demand

[wicked]

Title: Just A Small Demand
Author/Artist: Wicked Child.
Theme: #1, Teddy Bear With A Pink Satin Bow.
Disclaimer: I do not own Gundam Wing. This fanfiction has no commercial value and I am not making any kind of profit or income off of this story, or the use of characters owned by Sunrise and Bandai.

AN: My first offering for the challenge. It just sorta hit me (it isn't very good I might add) and felt the need to share. I do plan on writing a better one for this theme. At least I hope to. That said, this is supposed to be comedy and therefore, some people might not be completely in character, but I hope they are. And no I couldn't resist putting that one guy in there.

Just A Small Demand
by Wicked Child


No one could say that they successfully held off one Heero Yuy in a staring contest. Most people either had to blink and look away, or didn't bother actually looking him in the eye in the first place. Some had even come close to beating him at staring contests, but then something or someone--usually a gunshot, an explosion, angry sibling (who didn't like him having any type of sex with that person's baby sister), whatever--tended to cause the opponent to lose. He would never admit to himself or another living soul that he took pride in his ability to stare people down (he once swore his own reflection looked away before he did).

But then, there came along a new opponent. One that Heero could not fathom, in any type of way one was supposed to fathom. And it was pissing him off. The fact that poor concealed laughter from a supposed friend, who was going to die a horrible death once Heero could figure out what the hell was going on, didn't help matters.

"What the hell is this?"

"What does it look like?"

'A depraved form of torture,' was the first thing that came to his mind.

"Look Heero, all I know was that I was asked to pick this up and give it to you."

"Is that all?"

"And to make sure you actually agree to the terms set by my employer."

"If I don't?"

"Do you really want to go that route?"

Grit teeth and a set jaw were the only responses given.

"You realize what day it is don't you?"

"Of course."

"I'm supposed to buy her a gift. She's not supposed to make demands."

"Considering what day it is, I'm more inclined to believe she can make demands."

"Who else knows about this?"

"Myself, my employer, and the supplier."

"Why you?"

"I can keep a secret."

"You better." He'd hate to think of what others would think of him if they found out. "Wait here. I'm sure she wants proof that I'm complying before the rendevous?"

"Of course she does."

After locking himself in the adjoining bathroom, Heero could swear he heard mad cackling from the one man who could actually beat himself in the silence department. It took him nearly an hour after for him to emerge. It took the threat of a camera, one Duo Maxwell, and the Chinese New Year to get him out.

"Breathe this to anyone, and I will kill you." After he got no response, Heero asked, "Well? How do I look?"

"Honestly?"

"I'm warning you Barton...."

"You look like a grumpy child dressed in a teddy bear costume with a pink satin bow. I do apologize for the bow by the way. It was the only left at the store."

"Was this her idea?"

"From what I gather, yes."

The sound of a door opening and a woman's voice interrupted the two men. "Heero, I'm home!"

"That's my cue to leave. I'll just let myself out the backdoor." Barton smirked. "Have a good night Yuy-Bear."

Once he was able to, Heero was going to kill Trowa Barton, if for nothing else than calling him a grumpy child. And laughing at him. And for going along with this insane plan. And for the one time he saw the other man's eyes trained on his woman's cleavage. Oh and for that one time when Trowa....

"Heero."

"Relena." It was all her fault. It was dammit. He would make her pay for putting him through this humiliation. It didn't matter if she withheld sex until the Chinese New Year (nevermind that it had just passed), he would no longer put up with this torture.

"Heero, turn around. Look at me." She smiled when he did as requested. He nearly choked on a furball when he saw her.

"Relena.... What are you wearing?"

"Oh nothing...."

That was all she was able to get out before being pounced on by one horny Yuy-Bear.

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"That is the most ridiculous story I have ever heard Maxwell. And even if it were true, we don't need to hear about the Yuy's sex lives, kinky or not."

"But it's the truth! I swear! Trowa, tell 'em it's true."

"Duo, I have no idea what you are talking about. Can we get back to work?"

"It is true. I have the pictures to prove it."

"Not if you're dead."

"Hey Heero buddy...."

[Jackie]

That was cute and funny!! I liked it! He'll do anything for her, won't he? I'd love to see the pictures Duo got...

[takisha16]

jajajajja, this was priceless!
Can I get a Yuy-bear for Christmas? probably not...grumble...
I loved this one-shot, it was funny and fluff filled and Relena's words and actions just fit!
Barton must have really enjoyed himself watching poor Heero's short-lived misery,
good thing Relena fixed that up real quick!

[perfectpeach]

it just seems so right that trowa's a bit of a pervy womaniser person. It also seems so right that heero would be SOOOOO good as to dress as a teddy for love! Sod the bear, I want HIM! I wonder what relena dressed as?

[Caliborn]

Awww! That was cute! Just thinking of big bad Heero Yuy in a fluffy teddy bear costume makes me want to dissolve into giggles. ^_^ Good work!

[Morrighan]

Just thinking of big bad Heero Yuy in a fluffy teddy bear costume makes me want to dissolve into giggles.

Or cackles. Oh, we certainly can't forget those. ^_^

Where's the horny Yuy-bear jumping Relena pic when we need it?

[Andrea]

"I'm supposed to buy her a gift. She's not supposed to make demands."

*Laughs* I can so picture the confusion written on his face.

"This was not in the mission parameters."

Absolutely lovely, and of course, funny. It is, after all, your trademark.

Loved it, Wicked-chan!