Uhm...anyone? ^.^;;;, "The Disaster Ahead"

[WhiteWindRRose]

Ayami giggled along with her, and they walked over to their trapped prey.
Bowing she exclaimed, "For your viewing, stabbing pleasure, I have the infamous Wing Zero pilot from Colony 01, Heeeeeeeroooo YUY!" She gestured towards the scowling 'beast' as he clawed angrily at the bars. "And as a side order, we also have the one and only god of death from Colony 02, DUUUUOOOO MAXWELL!" The Deathscythe pilot murmured some unintelligible words and shuffled uneasily to the back of the cage--as far away as he could from the conniving women.

Relena waved a finger at them and winked deviously. "Tisk-tisk. You'll see what happens to naughty, naughty pilots." Turning to Ayami, she grinned, "Do you have anything else up your sleeve--something especially worthy for a punishment sentence?" Duo and Heero twitched uneasily.

"Well... now that you mention it..."

[Kira Anvari Maxwell]

" Hey uh Yuy what do you think they're gonna do to us?"

Heero glared at the pilot, it was his fault this happened now, if he hadn't recited Relena's diary they wouldn't be here in these cages. " Duo, when did you find out about Relena's diary?" He looked at the boy who seemed to be enjoying himself swinging from the bars at the top of the cage. " Um, about two weeks ago when I was on clean up duty, sally had used one of Relena's fancy necklaces and I had to put it away and I spotted the book."

Ayami and Relena walked over to the cages " So what should we do? Wait isnt one of you gundam pilot a circus performer. let's give him a Call."

She pulled out a cell phone and Relena dialed the number Trowa had left her.

" Hello, Trowa I have a favor to ask....

[WhiteWindRRose]

"Hellow, Trowa I have a favor to ask..." Relena stopped talking suddenly. "Hmn? OHHH!" She erupted into a fit of giggles. "Yeah I remember. Do you still have those handcuffs?"

Ayami sent a quizzical look at her but she ignored it. Duo echoed, "Handcuffs?" Heero's brow furrowed, and he glared daggers at no one in particular. One thing was for sure though--Trowa was a dead man.

The Vice-foreign Minister bit her lip eagerly. "Mmmmmnnnn. I can't wait."
Jaws dropped. Heero gripped tighter at the gundanium bars; the cage began making quite a racket as it rocked from side to side. Relena glowered at the Zero pilot and said, "Excuse me for a moment, I have to talk to Trowa about something." She walked casually behind an oak tree six yards away.

"Oh shit! Heero! It sounds like Trowa's--"

"Shut the fuck up, you braided baka!" Heero winced as the sound of more giggles reached his ears.

"But you know his reputation! He could be playing Rel with eight or more other women..."

"URGH! Don't you think I know that?"

"Damn... I gotta meet up with this Trowa the clown..." Ayami tapped her chin thoughtfully. "Handcuffs... shit! I wanna piece of him!"

Relena slid out from her hiding place and shoved the phone away. "Well, Trowa said--"

"What the hell was that Relena?" Heero spat.

"Yeah!" Duo agreed.

The grin faded from her lips. "What are you talking about?"

"I think they're referring to the handcuffs," Ayami hinted calmly.

"What handcu--OOHH!" Relena giggled once more, much to Heero's exasperation.

"Well? Are you sleeping with him?" Duo voiced the question on the tip of everyone's tongue.

"That's none of your business," The former Queen of the World openly winked at Ayami. "You should meet him!"

"I'd love to! Would you mind introducing me?"

"If you would like. He's quite the gentlemen, unlike some others I know--cough--and he so gentle, and kind, and compassionate--" A groan interrupted her.

"But FIRST! We still have to do SOMETHING about these two assholes." Relena sighed. "Like I was saying before, Trowa said we should..."

[demented fly]

okies:: here I goes!!!!

"That we should......."
Relena miscehviously walked away from the three, once again speaking hurriedly into the cell phone. Heero and Duo strained to hear, walking towards her, until they met their metal restraints.
Two captured pairs of eyes met the menacing orbs of the capturer's.
The prey stumbled back.
Ayami cackled as the two pilots began to frantically claw at the iron bars.
She turned her back to the isolated men and ran to catch up with the Vice Foreign Minister, who was now grinning from ear to ear, laughing into the phone.
Heero and Duo stared at the receding form, and then at eachother. Quickly they crouched and began to claw at the snow on the ground, attempting to make a hole, and crawl out.
In the distance, Relena disconnected her call and began was conversing evilly with Ayami.
Heero strained to hear some words..."should be here.....soon......yeah".
He glared at the two women and bent once more to help Duo with the grueling work. Just then, a sound was heard...coming closer...a helicopter!
Duo's head shot up, and he jumped to his now soaking feet, raising numb arms in the air at the the helicopter.
"Hello!!!!!!" Duo continued to scream.
Heero looked up at the helicopter from his wet position on the floor, and dread passed over his intense features.


note: isn't this getting a little too OOC? Maybe it's just me....but I feel so.
I can't wait to see what comes next!

[WhiteWindRRose]

oppz sorriez demented fly... didn't know you wanted 2 go next!
errr... do you wanna go by yours?

[Kira Anvari Maxwell]

Duo put his head down and sighed. " Why oh why of all days does this happen, I was on the way to the-" He stopped talking when Heero threw a rock at him. The person who came out looked down at the two half frozen men. " Hello, Heero and Duo are you playing zoo?" Duo got up and slammed his fist on the cage. " Go to hell dorothy." She started to smile when she was hit in the arm by a snow ball. " If I go Maxwell I'll take you with me." Heero knew something was going to happen, if he knew how Duo's anger got and the fact that he fights in his sleep then Dorothy was in for a good fight and he had front row seats, He was probably going to be dragged into it.

" So Relena, why are they in cages, don't I know you?" She looked at Ayami." Yes, I was in the special forces for the romefeller foundation, I served for Lady Une." Relena looked at the two pilots again. Heero seems to be quiet, but Duo, his face rivaled that of that cartoon samurai Kenshin Himura. Ayami noticed too. " Hey Duo where's you're reverse blade sword, battosai." He answered." Shut up you stupid bitch."

" I can't wait until Trowa gets here.....

[demented fly]

oppz sorriez demented fly... didn't know you wanted 2 go next!
errr... do you wanna go by yours?

I dunno....let who ever goes next choose....
if u wanna keep urs, I don't mind. just pm me and say so....and I'll erase mine.

-D

[Kira Anvari Maxwell]

um sorry I was off line when my bro logged in as me and wrote it. Forgive me........


**** Heero: you stupid girl, hide your password better next time.
Kira: Oh sorry Heero.

( Walks off to play Battle assault 2 with Duo)

[WhiteWindRRose]

ose bud u could press;!ahh it'z aiite Kira
i'll just work with it!

"I can't wait until Trowa gets here..." Heero growled, and Relena grinned as she got the response she wanted.

Wait until I get my hands on him... The hue of Heero's eyes darkened considerably.

"Is there any chance I could get out of this mess?" Duo's brows pressed down, and his eyes widened. ...nose up.. pout.. PERFECT!

"Oh, come on Maxwell! Would you stoop to that puppy eyes act again!" Dorothy cried out so her words could be heard over the sound of the helicopter. She sighed exasperatedly and lifted her hands to clasp her elbows and gain a better stance against the forceful gales of wind.

"It worked last time, didn't it?" Duo shoved his bottom lip out further.

The retort was greeted with a scowl. "It was by pure luck you got out of those chains! That time should have been a warning to you! You don't mess with us, women!" The blonde gestured towards Relena, Ayami, and herself. "You're in way over your head this time!"

Ayami agreed, shouting, "Cuteness can't get you out of this one."

It landed with a light thud on the ground, and they watched the propellers slow down. The cockpit door slammed open and out came a man with a mat of mustard brown hair styled to conceal the right side of his face. But right behind him followed...