Gundam wing dimension first...
The dotors were tinkering around in their labs, just making things, like kids in sandboxes do, and then, ...it happened.
"Hm, hm hm de dum, ...Huh? How did I make this?" J muttered to himself as the others stopped to admire his work. It looked like a giant tea-pot. Only, it had buttons, gizmos, and do-dads.
"What did you make J?" G asked as the others started to press the buttons.
"No idea. Should we test it?"
"No way,"The others shook their heads immediately. "What, you want to have them(genius association) say? YOu made a portable teapot with it's own battery?"
"YOu're right, I'll give it to someone...Now, who?... Oh, got it."
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Darlain estates...
Heero was being tortured by Noin's kid while Zechs watched him through narrowed eyes. Both were dressed in jeans and t-shirts While Noin and Relena were dressed for the office since they had just gotten back from there five minutes ago. Noin and Relena were talking about magazines. Then, the phone rang.
"I'll get it."Relena got the cordless phone and nearly dropped it when Noin's little boy, Andrew, pulled Heero's hair. "..He-hello?...Oh, hi dr.J, what's up? ...You want to give us a tea-pot?" Looking at Heero and everyone, "All right, 'I guess' We just have to...what? Don't touch the buttons?"
Heero winced as Andrew pulled again. Zechs seemed to be throughly enjoying the perfect soldiers discomfort. Though he didn't like Andrew so close to him. "What now?"Heero asked as Relena hung up, grateful to get up away from Andrew.
"Dr. J called, he said he was going to give us a tea-pot. He said he mailed it two days ago. Weird huh?"
"A tea-pot?" Heero blinked. Zechs and Noin shrugged. Andrew, crawled over to Heero and grabbed his pantleg. Relena giggled as Heero groaned exasperatedly. Zechs of course, smirked.
Then Pagan walked in with the mail, and a small package. "Speak of the devil" Noin kidded. Passing Zechs's mail over to him, Pagan gave the rest of the mail to Relena, and placed the package on the table. Opening it, Relena's eyebrows raised as she saw the buttons. Heero placed Andrew into Noin's lap and went over to the table to check it out. The pot was light blue, with multi-colored buttons.
"This, is it?" Heero asked. Relena nodded, trying to keep a straight face. Zechs walked over and muttered something incomprehensible.
"What are we going to use a blue/rainbow colored tea-pot for? It doesn't go with anything..." Duo said sarcastically as he entered the room. Elyn was leaning against the doorway, with a raised eyebrow. Walking over to the table Duo grinned at them both impishly as Elyn walked over to him and whacked him upside the head.
"Who gave you that? Andrew?" Elyn asked, that making Zechs grumble menacingly. Unlike her brother, Elyn had no qualms about fighting with him.
"Apparently," Zechs said through clenched teeth, "The doctors gave it to Relena."
"...It's a bomb." Elyn replied, suddenly wary. Duo hiccuped as he snorted. Heero gave the pot the same wary look, while Relena, simply laughed.
"Bomb? Is that what you have to say about everything they create, Elyn?"
"I'm telling you, it's no good keeping that too close...Remember the self detonating devices?"
Silence filled the room until Andrew giggled as he bumped the table holding the tea-pot. Unfortunately, this made the tea-pot fall to the floor.
*Crack!*
"Oh, no!" Elyn cried as Duo jumped behind her. The tea-pot started to blink and the buttons started to sound*beep beep beep!*
"What's all that noise?" Quatre asked as he and the others, who had just arrived from Preventer HQ, walked into the room. The whole group, well, the girls part were going to go shopping for something or other while the guys were to be dragged against their will to carry things. Quatre and Lurana were dressed in kakis and Dorthy was dressed in capris. Trowa and Catherine were dressed casually, along with Sally, Mei-Linn and Wufei. Jessica was trying to annoy Duo by dressing exactly like him, which was working to some extent.
"Too, late..." Heero said as the buttons stopped beeping and the whole tea-pot flashed.
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Somewhere, in Japan...(1870's-1880's )
(sorry about the names...
)In a small dojo, a young boy was training with his boken, making swift cuts in the air. His sensei, was sitting nearby on the padio, sewing a tear in a young girl's kimono.
"Just one more stitch, ...There, Suzume(I'll edit, when I remember her name).All done." Kaouru Kamiya said as she handed over the garment.
"Thankyou, Miss Kaouru!" Smiling happily as she trotted away to put her kimono safely in her room, while Ayame walked along, unable to take a hand off the soft fabric.
Kaouru sighed as she turned her attention fully towards Yahiko's work. "Yahiko! Your arm isn't in position!"
"Nag, nag nag..."
"What was that!?" *Kaoru returned to her seat as Yahiko got up from the floor, with several bumps on his head*
"Hey, princess! Long time no see, eh?" Sanosuke said smirking as Megumi bowed politely to her, and when Megumi rose, she bopped him upside the head.
"Looks like fish face is finally settling down," Yahiko smirked as he finished the last stroke.
"What!?" Megumi slammed her hand into his head making him look like an accordian. "We are not! He just met me on the way here!"
Kaoru was laughing at the image in her head of a fox-like kid with Sano's hair. "It would be pretty strange, Yahiko."
"Anyways, where's Kenshin?" Sano asked as he slumped next to the dojo door.
"Oh, he's getting the groceries. He should be back any time now." Kaoru said as Yahiko was fighting with Megumi.
"Hmmph, some things don't change. Except that Yahiko is fighting Megumi instead of you."
"We-ouch! Back off vixen! We already argued in front of Kenshin! Take that you old --*.*"
"Who you calling old!?" *baps him on the head with his own shinai*
*sweat drops fall from Kaoru and Sano*
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Down town Tokyo...
"Hm, now where is that new tofu shop again?" Kenshin muttered to himself as he walked along the street. "Somewhere near the Akabeko? Or, maybe...Hmm?" He glances down at his feet where an odd looking tea pot had just appeared. "Oro?"
Across from him in an alley a girl was dusting herself off.
"Where in the world am I?" Glancing around she spots a sign that's written in japanese. "Oh, ha! Japan! I'm in Japan!" Her hair suddenly blew across her face as she realized what she said. "Japan...No, way..." Looking around she spotted someone walking down the street, wearing a kimono. "Heero ..." She walked out of the alley and gasped. The place was either an old fashioned town...unlikely in this time...or a renactment. There were no cars, or lights, or even bicycles. "Heero..." she whispered, now very aware that she was alone. Not to mention that a few unscrupulous characters were looking her way. 'I hope I can find the others before I run out of breath' she thought. With that, she bolted out into the open.
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Kenshin
Picking up the tea pot Kenshin noticed the odd decorations. "An odd piece...Most likely western that it is." Shrugging he placed it with the other packages he was carrying. "Knowing miss Kaoru she will want to sell it somewhere."
Smiling at the thought of Kaoru yelling at someone else, again, he started down the street.
"Hey come back here girlie!!! We just wanna give ya somethin'!!!"
Turning to see waht was going on, Kenshin is knocked over by Relena. Who incidently trips over the groceries and lands in Kenshin's lap.
"Ah!" "ORO!?"
"There she is, the little foreigner B----. Hey, who's that she's sitting on?"
Kenshin and Relena turn red as she gets up. Remembering the thugs, she starts running. However they are already surrounded. While Kenshin gets up he looks at the bags of groceries and yells, "Oh, no! Miss Kaoru is going to kill me!!!" Relena, obviously panicking and flustered is fumbling in her pockets for something as the thugs close in. "Where is it? Where..."
Some bystanders start complaining about the group's brutality towards foreigners. A few start yelling for the thugs to let her alone.
"Who cares? She's showin' off her legs, " the leader yelled," So of course she's gonna get chased!"
Kenshin and everyone else looks at Relena's skirt and start blushing. She tore her skirt down one side when she fell. "That is enough, gentlem-"
"Aha!" Relena cried out suddenly. She held out a bottle of mace and glared at the gang. "Just try it now!"
"Huh?" Kenshin said as she pointed it at the men. "Excuse me miss...?"
"Relena. Relena Darlain."
"Miss Relena, ...What are you doing?" Kenshin asked as politely as possible. "There is only one thing to throw in your hands that there is."
"Hey, You, boy! Get lost!" One of the men yelled and tried to shove Kenshin away. Before Kenshin could raise his sword's sheath, Relena sprayed the thug's eyes.
"AAAAHHH!!!! Boss it Burns!!!" He then begins dancing around with his eyes covered.
"Umm, watch..." *Bonk!* "...out." Kenshin tried to say as the man ran into a wooden pole holding up a roof. The roof then crashed onto his head.
"Hah! And Heero thought I couldn't take care of myself!" Relena said proudly. Kenshin scooped her and his groceries up and bolted since the thugs were going to want revenge for their man's defeat by a woman. "This is no time for bragging miss, that it is not!"
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On the other side of town...
Duo landed in the middle of a geisha's parlor. Unfortunately for him, he landed on the geisha.
"Ack!!! gET OFF me!!!"
"Oops! Sorry lady!"
Her ears perked at his compliment. "Lady? But of course good sir, I didn't catch the name?"
"Oh, stop it, Kidaki! You'll bend over for anyone!" The other geisha yelled at her. "Look at our roof!"
'Maybe I'll just slip out now...' Duo began crawling out towards the door when the two women started bickering. As soon as he reached the door, a man stepped over him and started conversing with the two girls. Not wanting to interrupt, Duo bolted. "I am, outta here!" When he stopped to look around, he smacked his head. "Out of the frying pan, into the fire."
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Outside of town...
Heero opened his eyes and blinked. He was laying on a riverbank across from a grove of trees.
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Chapter 2 coming soon!!!
Elyn Yuy
