P.S. And here folks we have the * which means thought.
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Dawn broke the night as the sunlight filtered into Relena room. Relena stirred with a yawn to greet the upcoming day as it began to rise in the sky. As it had been all week, she felt sticky and sweaty from her erotic escapades of the fading night. Since learning of Heero coming, Relena nights have been filled with erotic fantasy that would shock everybody who knew her for having such dreams. Her brother would probably have heart failure if he learn in full detail of what she would do to Heero if she ever got him in her bed. Relena morning ritual of this week continued as she took a freezing shower to wash out the flush out of her skin. Of coarse, she was petty sure she vocalized her dreams as well and probably scream so loud that she woke Thomas up. Relena got dress and headed downstairs for breakfast. Sure enough, Thomas was at the dining room table, eating his bacon and eggs, and reading the newspaper. As Relena sat down with her coffee, Thomas spoke, “You know Relena, I have seen, heard, and faced many thing in my life, but nothing I have done in my life could prepare me for being woken up at two in the morning and hearing, “Oh Heero, please stick it in my ass,” coming from the other side of the cabin.” Relena choked on her coffee as she blushed brighter then a juicy red apple. “Any doubt I could of have about you not loving Heero were squashed last night.” Thomas added. Relena could only smile at Thomas remark. “You know, if I didn’t know that you dreamt about Heero this way before you came here, I would blame myself for being a bad influence on you.” Thomas chuckled out as he left for his room. *Something going to happen today, I can feel it.* As Relena left for her room.
It was one p.m. when Relena, who was reading at the time , became thirsty and went down to the kitchen to get some thing to drink. As Relena made her way down the stairs, the videophone rang. Thomas, who was closes to it, could not hear the ring because of his headphone and the fact that he had the music turned all the way up, so Relena answered it as she sat on the couch next to it. As Relena watched the videophone, Milliardo, Noin, and the rest of the crew was looking back at her. “Hello Miss Relena how has your vacation been?” Asked Dorothy. “Find any cute boys to fool around with?” Asked Hilde with a wide grin on face. Milliardo gave her a stern glare as Relena giggled at Hilde comment. “No Hilde, I haven’t met a guy yet. Dou, she learning from you.” Teased Relena which in turn caused Dou to grin with pride which elected a glare from Milliardo that stop Dou from immediately saying anything in return. “So Relena, whatcha been doing so far?” Asked Catherine. “Well let’s see, I got here Sunday, My room’s bathroom has a jacuzzi to die for.” All of a sudden, all the girls in the room got naughty ideas of things they would like to do to there men in a jacuzzi as Relena continued, “And then, I met one of my roommate and he’s absolutely gorgeous. Monday I went shopping and bought a dress that’s going to send Milliardo to an early grave.” Milliardo cringed at that statement as all the girls in the room giggled and the boy smiled as Relena continued, “And on Tuesday I went to a Christmas party at a church where I even sat on Santa’s lap.” Everybody in the room laughed at that visual as Dorothy spoke up, “So, where is this roommate of yours.” As if on cue, Thomas, who was wearing a black underamour stretch shirt, got up to stretch with his eyes still shut and gave everybody a view of how well built he was. “Wow, What a stud!” Exclaimed Hilde as the other girls agreed. The gundam pilots weren’t looking at his muscle though, but rather at his face as they all recognized who it was. Dou was the first to speak, “You mean to tell us that you been cooped up with Thomas Matis all week and you haven’t banged him yet.” Dou immediately knew he shouldn’t have said that last part as Milliardo sent him a death glare that made him feel two inches tall. Trowa spoke up in Dou place, “What he means is that do you know that you been rooming with probably the greatest world heavyweight champion in UFC history with the only undefeated record and a 94% knockout rate.” Relena shook her head as this was news to her as Quatre spoke, “Do you think he could say hi to us or something, we all are big fans.”
Now if Thomas knew that Relena was in the room, let alone on a videophone with her brother, her brother’s wife, and the rest of Heero and Relena friend, Thomas wouldn’t of sang the song that just start to come on his CD player, but he was completely oblivious to anyone in the room as he yelled out, “Man, I love this song,” as he made little guitar motions with his hands and started to sing the song.
((hey sugar, how you doin'? your pretty face don't match that nasty attitude. what do you mean, 'where's my girl?' probly with your man. can we fuck?
She won't let me fucc.
I really need to bust a nut.
She won't let me fucc.
I really need to bust a nut.
(hey, check this out.)
It's so frustrating being a man, all these sexy women don't understand
Things we need to do, every other day or two
Like take you home baby, and make sweet love to you,
But you, you won't let me fucc.
She won't let me fucc. (you say the mood ain't right.)
I really need to bust a nut. (i know that pussy's tight.)
She won't let me fucc. (give it to me, baby.)
I really need to bust a nut.
Her heart is still broken, (poor baby.) her emotions are sore. (i know what you mean, girl.)
She is trying to recover from the man before. (hey, that's my homeboy, cuz.)
Her ex-boyfriend, (who, jermaine?) he probly can't see (shake that ass.)
That it was easy for him (uh, say what?) but he made is hard for me. (why, man?)Cause she, she won't let me fucc.
She won't let me fucc. (aw, give it to me baby.)
I really need to bust a nut. (you know just what i need.)
She won't let me fucc. (girl, you eatin' all my food, you drinkin' all my beer??)
I really need to bust a nut. (?? you smokin' all my weed!)
You rub your ass against me on the disco floor. (shake that ass.)
I asked you for your number and you said 'hell no!'
(that's alright. hey, fuck that bitch look at that one over there,cuz.)
You always hang around me everyday. different women wanna kick it, but you scare them away.
Now i get offended when you come around, cause i'm tired of my organs (your organs?) going up and down. that sucks, cause she won't let me fucc.
She won't let me fucc. (aw, give it to me baby, give it to me honey.)
I really need to bust a nut. (don't play with my head again.)
She won't let me fucc. (let me hit it baby, let me hit it baby.)
I really need to bust a nut. (are you a lesbian?)
Oh, let me lick it baby. let me stick it honey. buccoooc!
I'll give you my money.
Girl, you can have it all. go ahead and have a ball.
If you want, you can take them both, baby.
In the year 2000 i see thousands of pretty young women i find arousin'
Grocery store shopping, magazine browsin', many different ways they keep their hair styles and
Full of boredom, i walk toward 'em, get 'em close to me cause i'm supposed to be
Male aggressor, female impresser. say the right things, possibly undress her.
But that's the post game, this is still the pre-game.
Silly woman she-game. baby, what's your name?
Even though i'm a freak, i play it off like a college geek, crack a smile and politely speak
With intellect to the woman i select, hoping that she won't detect
My egotistical chauvinistical lust i thrust 'til i scream like mystical.
The wrong message i hope i'm not sending. laughing and pretending my dick's not extending.
Can't be overzealous, she might discover. she's walkin' away, (biatch!) blew my cover.
She won't let me fucc. (you know i love you.)
I really need to bust a nut. (please don't change the subject.)
She won't let me fucc. (we coulda fucked all night long??)
I really need to bust a nut. (?? but, but, but, but your telephone number is wrong.)
She won't let me fucc. (girl you got a lot to give.)
I really need to bust a nut. (you dress, you dress, so provocative.)
She won't let me fucc. (i can see your lingerie, from real far away.)
I really need to bust a nut. (bitch, you must think i'm gay.)
Don't make me beg. baby, let me rub your leg.
Don't make me cry. look into my eye.
Girl, you damn pretty. stop actin' so, ____? put some oil on your titt--.
Hey, man, i'm up outta here. she don't wanna fuck.)
*Man I’m hungry* as Thomas was still oblivious that anyone was in the room. As Thomas left for the kitchen, he took off his headphone, which was all the opening that Milliardo needed as Thomas had cut the last strand of his rope. “What the hell are you doing sing that song in front of my sister.” Thomas twirled around with his gun drawn, “Who that, who here?” As Thomas looked around to see Relena and the friends and family on the videophone. “Relena, how long have you been there?” “A good fifteen minutes or so. Thomas, this is my brother, his wife and the rest of the gang. The boys are big fans of yours.” Thomas could only smile as Milliardo went back to ranting, “How dare you sing that crap in front of my sister, you, you, you scourge of society.” “Oh hell no, that motherfucker did not just call me a motherfucking scourge of society, boy you must be tripping.” Replied Thomas. Milliardo only seem to get madder as he spoke, “Can’t you speak English.?” “I don’t speak English, I speak American. Now one, I didn’t know that Relena was in the room, let alone on the videophone. Two, this is the United States of America and I’m a American citizen and I have the right to say what ever the fuck I want.” Relena and the rest of the gang were shocked that somebody had the guts to stick up to her brother as Milliardo continued his rant, not thinking what he was saying. “Have you slept with her?” “Yeaah, you know, I banged her last night and video taped it, now I’m going to sell it on the internet for a profit.” Thomas replied in a obvious sarcastic kidding voice, which pissed of Milliardo even more. “Look, you have a problem with me, come say it to my face you pizzy ass bitch and I’ll knock you out.” Thomas challenged. That statement floored everybody as it pushed Milliardo over the edge, “That it, Relena I’m coming for you.” Relena all of sudden realized that Thomas was giving her a opportunity to take control of her life and she took it, “You will not Milliardo, if I want to have sex with him, that my choice. If you step one foot towards this resort, you will be out of a permanent living space and there is no “buts” about it. Good day.” As Relena hanged up phone, Dou screamed out “Way to go Relena,” which elected a death glare from Milliardo. “Whew, I was wondering when you catch on. You defiantly Heero girl. Oh and sorry about those insult to your brother, I hope you weren’t offended.” Said Thomas. Relena smiled at his compliment and said, “None taken.”
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It was twenty-four hour since the videophone incident and Milliardo was catching up on his reading, still fuming about yesterday. The gundam guys were out with their girls and Noin has been giving him some space since the incident yesterday. All of a sudden the doorbell rings and Milliardo got up to answer it. As Milliardo open the door, he turn white as he thought he had seen a ghost. There, standing before him was Heero Yuy. Once he had regained his senses, Milliardo took a swing at Heero who duck it and spoke, “Nice to see you too Zechs, oh I’m sorry, it Milliardo now.” “I should pound you to a pulp for all the pain you cause Relena.” Said Milliardo who currently had the look of Epyon in his eyes. “Milliardo, do you honestly think I would willingly hurt Relena.” Milliardo was a little shock hearing the word that just came out of Heero mouth. “Are you really Heero Yuy?” Heero only rolled his eyes as Milliardo continued, “So why are you here.” “I’m actually here for Relena, is she here. I just want to talk to her.” As Heero talked to Milliardo, he rolled a small heart shaped red velvet box in his finger behind his back. “I’m sorry Heero, but Relena on vacation, she won’t be back for another week.” With a sadden look on his face, Heero slipped the box into his pocket. “Look, I’m on vacation and I have to catch a plane in a couple hours. When Relena get back, can you tell her to call this number?” Asked Heero as he handed Milliardo a slip of paper with a phone number and proceeded to walk away. *Who would of ever thought he come back to her.* as Milliardo watch Heero walk away. Heero stopped and took one last look at the Peacecraft mansion, *Relena, please wait for me.*
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That chapter 5 ya’ll, wasn’t a trip. For all those who need a medical attention from laughing your ass off, the med room is this way. In chapter 6, it the big moment as Heero and Relena met for the first time in three years and at the party something gonna go down
, time for the shout out. First, to T bay, holla to all my player out there. Second, to WILD 98.7 and Orlando and the freak show for being the absolute best radio station in the T bay area. And to all player and pimps of anime. Remember to holla back. PEACE! 
I never did care much for Zechs--turning on his sister and all...though, I suppose that *is* typical of a brother...
....But I'll live. Heero on the other hand might have a few objections....MWHAHAHAHA!!! Your's trully..(wink)