Ask Heero (A Real Advice Column)

Melina · Post by **Melina** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 8:54 pm

hehe no prob glad to help

Heero · Post by **Heero** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 9:45 pm

If your short and getting picked on, just remind them that you're closer to thier kneecaps and can start hitting them at anytime.

And I would not be the person to ask about semen... as a matter of fact... I'm not touching that one. I'll let one of you more experianced members take a stab at that one.

Best thing to do in order to piss off the boys is make a referance to them having small penises. That usually hits a sore spot on their ego.

Also people, don't be surprised if I do my famous dissappearing act again durring the next few weeks. But I'll always be back eventually...

ThomasE.Lilac · Post by **ThomasE.Lilac** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 10:03 pm

-_-' You see I'm kinda your "gentleman" type.
I don't like to go into stuff like that when I do insults.
I rarely swear as it is.
Thank you for the advice though.

miz_lou · Post by **miz_lou** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 5:20 pm

Hey Heero,

Valentine's Day is coming up real soon, do you have any plans?

~miz_lou

PS>I must say, you handle yourself remarkably well considering the types of...advice...being requested of you, and the fact that you are not exactly doing this of your own volition. You are quite the gentleman~keep up the good work, because we really do appreciate it!

Heero · Post by **Heero** » Sun Feb 13, 2005 5:49 pm

Valentines...

So far, moving, and more moving. If we are able to become settled down a bit, then at that time I'll try to take her out for a nice dinner or something along those lines. So far I got her a squishy pink heart-shaped pillow. It's a start.

miz_lou · Post by **miz_lou** » Sun Feb 13, 2005 8:10 pm

The pillow was a very nice thought

How'd she like it?

~miz_lou

Raspberry · Post by **Raspberry** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 5:59 pm

Heero wrote:If your short and getting picked on, just remind them that you're closer to thier kneecaps and can start hitting them at anytime.

Oh... This makes sense... Thank you Heero!

Te he hee, this will be more than PURRfect on my 'classmates' *rubs hand together*

Okay... Now I have a question which troubles me for quite long...

Heero, why Japanese people are usually short and have black hair and dark eyes?

I know climate could have something to it, but on biology lessons I discovered that Japan (the whole island) hadn't had cold climate, which could explain why people on the South Pole are short and have dark hair... So, any answer for confused lil Raspberry? ^^

ThomasE.Lilac · Post by **ThomasE.Lilac** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 9:05 pm

O_O
Nobody lives on the south pole.
Just scientists there to study penguins and such.
There are certain places in japan that are cold, but mostly because it has mountains caused by the asian and pacific plates.
Most people from japan are really just ancestors of chinese korean siamese or oceanic since it's said most people came from africa, so they must have boated, so it must have something to do with the rest of Asia.
The short thing is probably because they live on an island.
It's been proven with some dinosaurs that if a species goes to a place that is smaller (such as an island) with not as much resources the species will start to shrink by natural selection to fit the low amount of resources.
If I sound like I have no idea about what I'm talking 'bout, then idno :-?

Calla Lily · Post by **Calla Lily** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 9:49 pm

The 'short' thing has to do with a person's subsistence, more specifically, the type of diet that they keep. Historically, a significant number of (ancestral) cultures had short people due to the food they ate, it all goes back to the proteins, vitamins, and overall non-contamination (ie. milk not be pasteurized back then) of their meals.

ThomasE.Lilac · Post by **ThomasE.Lilac** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 10:06 pm

:-? No chance of it being both?

Blissful Ignorance

A Heero and Relena Dedication site

Ask Heero (A Real Advice Column)

A place to continue round robins, and write silly skits.