I don't own Gundam Wing. The only thing I do own is this story.(Jumps up and down) I actually own something!!!
Title of Fanfic:Boat Cruise
Penname:suicide_baka
Email address:suicide_baka@hotmail.com
Categories:Comedy, Series/Multipart
Warnings:Language
Heero got out of the taxi with his backpack and paid the driver. He looked out at the harbor. The soft breeze and the smell of the ocean and fish...he hated it. He and the other G boys were going to Australia for some secret training. He was fine with that since he had nothing else to do with the war over and all but they had to take a boat to get there. Why couldn't they just hijack a shuttle?
'That would make things more obvious Heero. Besides, with the war over, it would be nice to just relax and watch the sea.'
Doctor J's words kept circling around in his head.
'Then why do I feel like this is a bad idea?' He thought.
"Hey Heero!" Over came a wide grinning Duo. He was still the same. With a bag over his shoulder, checking out the girls who were walking by. Yup, that sure was Duo.
"Hey, so your the first one here huh?"
"I'm always the first one."
"Yeah that's true. Hey here comes the others!"
Trowa, Quatra and Wufei came over.
"Isn't this great? Going on a boat to Australia?" Said Quatra.
"This is an exciting experience." Trowa was just leaning against some pole.
"I think this is weak." Shouted Wufei. "If you haven't noticed, we will be riding in a frickin boat, when we could just be riding in a shuttle. I think that is how things go around these days."
"You sound like you have never gone on a boat..wait..have you?" Asked Duo.
Wufei never said anything and Duo's mouth grew wider.
"Wu Wu don't tell me that you are scared of the water."
"I am not and I..WU WU?! Maxwell you are thin. I could kill you right now and we wouldn't have to worry about one more person's share of food!"
Trowa couldn't help but smirk and Quatra put his hand over his mouth and laughed.
"Hah! Look, you even made Trowa actually lift his mouth up." Duo said pointing at Trowa who automatically went back to his normal state.
"I am not afraid of the water!" Wufei chased Duo who took this chance to run as fast as he could. People watched as the braided man ran for his life.
Quatra shook his head. "How will we posible manage to go on a boat with those two near each other?"
Heero looked at his watch. Two o'clock. He walked over and stood out in the street. He waited ten seconds and right as he predicted, Duo came running up to him. He put his hand out and stopped Duo by pulling on his braid.
"AHHHHHHHH!!!!" Duo fell backwards and held his head. He bit on his lip to stop the tears from coming out. People around stared at the man sitting in the middle of the street, holding his braid and he looked as if he was going to cry.
"Heero you son of a bitch! That hurt."
"Yeah sure Duo. Just scream it out loud." Said Wufei who just smirked.
Duo got up and was about to punch Heero when Trowa grabbed him and Quatra pushed Heero away.
"Come on you two, we shouldn't be fighting."
"Besides, we are supposed to board our boat now." Said Trowa.
"Hnnn..What's the name of the boat?"
Quatra looked at a piece of paper. "SS Sky."
"Let's go then. I can't stand these people staring at us because of Maxwell." Said Wufei as he picked up his bag.
"Shut up Wufei! You guys just always find an opportunity to pick on me don't you?" Cried Duo who was still rubbing his head.
"We don't need to find the opportunity, you always give it to us." Said Heero.
"Hey I think that is the boat." Trowa said pointing to a boat.
"Wow, the doctors' said that we were going ride a boat, not a ship. That looks more like a cruise ship." Said Duo who put his hand over his eyes so he could get a good look at it.
"Your right but it does say SS Sky so I guess that is it." Said Quatra.
The other's just shrugged and walked up the stairs into the ship, but unfortunately another ship was blocking the name of the ship that boys walked onto, showing the ships real name. SS Skylard.
"Boy, they sure don't make abandoned boats like they used to, I mean this boat still looks like it is in good use." Duo said but stopped right after.
The boys dropped they're bags and there mouths fell down. The deck was filled with women. Lots of them stopped and looked at the men. One walked by and pinched Trowa's ass and he jumped, almost knocking down Quatra.
They started walking around. Duo was grinning like a mad man.
"Hah! I'm going to love this trip!"
Heero was in shock. "There must be some mistake."
Wufei screamed. "Injustice!!"
Some girls walked by, lifted up they're sunglasses and giggled.
"I didn't know they allowed men on this cruise." Said on of them.
Heero stopped walking and the others bumbed right into him.
"Oh shit!"
"I really don't think this is what the Doctors' wanted." Said Quatra.
Duo stared at some girls butt and smiled. "This is exactly what my doctor subscribed me."
Heero ran to the control room with the other's right behind him. He burst in through the door and found the crew.
"Excuse me. What is the name of this boat?"
A man in a uniform got up. "Why this is the SS Skylard. You okay? You look a little pale."
The boys mouth fell down once again.
"We are on the wrong boat!!!!!" They all shouted at once.
Don't worry. I'll have the Relena and the other girls in this later but this story will cover Relena and Heero mostly.
(D2 Entry) Boat Cruise (1)
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(D2 Entry) Boat Cruise (1)
You need to be this tall to go on this ride. Back off shorty. -suicide_baka
"He can't help it. He IS a guy." -Grease
"Smart people learn from their mistakes, but wise people learn from others' mistakes" -Anyonmous
"He can't help it. He IS a guy." -Grease
"Smart people learn from their mistakes, but wise people learn from others' mistakes" -Anyonmous
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yayyyyyyyy lol go s_b!!!!
Maybe i am crazy !!! no! wait ! I am crazy!!!
What the hell is Heero doing in this boat?????
Get out and go with lena in a peaceful 2 places boat to the opposite of the world!!!!!
good start!!
Take care!!!
Maybe i am crazy !!! no! wait ! I am crazy!!!
What the hell is Heero doing in this boat?????
Get out and go with lena in a peaceful 2 places boat to the opposite of the world!!!!!
good start!!
Take care!!!
"-omae wo korosu
- *sigh* Okay Heero, just let me finish signing this paper and I'm all yours...."
Never getting tired of the 1*R couple!
- *sigh* Okay Heero, just let me finish signing this paper and I'm all yours...."
Never getting tired of the 1*R couple!
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Hahah,
this looks like it will definately be interesting/humorus!
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