?A Small Snip?
By: Lady Capser
Pairing: 2xH
Genre: Humor
Rating: Pg-13 Mild Swearing
?Duo get down here!?
?No nevveerr!?
?Duo please, pretty please??
?It ain?t gonna work this time Hilde. Your puppy eyes won?t work on me about?this.?
?Duo!?
?No, Duo. I ain?t doin it.?
?I?m doing it for you.?
?You know what I mean.?
?Errr?I?ll give you a big kiss if you get down here.?
?No?that worked for the shot?but not for?for this.?
?Duo stop doing that. It?s not like your not going to die from a small??
?Small? Ha it?s not small at all. It?s long and thick and can beat anybody?s any day.?
?Duo, you need to stop being such a baby...?
?I am not being a baby, this is a very manly thing were dealing with here.?
?Duo, kids get it done where they?re young. So why can?t you??
?Simple, I ain?t a kid. I?m a man dammit!?
?You?re sure as hell acting like one.?
?What??
?Nothing, sweety.?
?No. Don?t sweety me?what did you say? I wasn?t a man??
?Duo please, take a good look at yourself.?
?Yeah and?what about me??
?Ugh?just thinking about our future children seeing their Dad afraid of only??
?Afraid! I am not afraid. I am never afraid. I am the God of Death. Don?t ever put afraid in the face of Duo Maxwell.?
?Oh, bull you damn chickenshit.?
?Oh and you talk about my immaturity when your calling me names.?
?Ha ha ha??
?What?s so damn funny??
?Duo please come down here before I hate go up there so help me God and pull you down myself.?
?Ha! Yeah right.?
?Fine. I?ll just have to go mess with Deathscythe. We need some new parts anyway in the junkyard.?
?You wouldn?t??
?...?
?You would?
?Now you see it my way.?
?Fine.?
~Duo Maxwell jumped off the chandelier in the Maxwell estate dinning room. Duo grumbling along with a triumphant Hilde walked into the bathroom, as Duo grimaced at the silver tool sitting on the sink. Hilde pushed Duo down on a seat and took the pair of silver into her hand and asked, ?Would you like it trimmed or cut??
?...Just trim it and get it over with please.?
?If you insist,? Hilde said as she began to trim Duo?s long brown hair that had much pride in its beauty.
?A Small Snip?
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?A Small Snip?
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funny Duo.
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hehe, i love that he was hanging from the chandelier
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