LO! I am me!

[perfectpeach]

Me is Peach. Peach tends to refer to herself in the 3rd person and the only time she does speak as herself is when she is angry or hurt or sad etc. Her real name is Laura Jyane Biancca Smith-Berry.

Peach, too, has a very abnormal family in which she is forced to live (when her BF isn't in London).

Here be her essensials.....
1. She loves everything except golf, cricket and football *shudders*
2. She is often confused and at such times hides in the corner and talks to Betty (she'll intoduce you later)
3. She has two brothers called Robert and Nicky who are not by any means bearable.
4. She loves the 1XR pairing and has done for *counts on fingers* 4 years.
5. She is nuts about music but never listens to it. She just plays it.
6. She had a boyfriend severl days ago, but now doesn't because HE IS SUCH A F***ING SEXIST B***ARD AND HE WENT TO A F***ING STRIP CLUB WHEN WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE F***ING CELEBRATING MY F***ING NEW JOB~!!!!!
7. She is prone to involentary outburst when !!!!JASON WITHERDEN!!!! is mentioned. (please refer back to point 6 to find out why)

Now that's her introduced, Peach will introduce her partner and lemony side, Betty!!!

Betty is Peach's other personality. She will now talk about her essensials:

1. Hi my name is Betty but you can call me Bet or Bitch or whatever tops your ice-cream.
2. I am 17, just like Peach, but I don't look it so I use my superpowers to get high on a Saturday night. (against Peach's will) *sniggers*
3. By day I am an innocent school girl, *ahem*, in the back of Peach's mind.
4. By night, I am lemonising, pushing my milder less-wothy half to the back of the small empty space in my mind.
5. I hate evrything except lemons and I detest soppy stuff (I don't know what that goddamned twin of mine see's in them).
6. I play golf and cricket and football to get guys off (I have to get SOME the way Peach plays her cards. No wonder that Jason guy wonders off to the Strip club every night.) *Peach is seen smashing vases at the mention of JASON!!!! HAAAAAAAHAAAAHAAAA!*
7. I love my two brothers. They are my minions of evil and they are willing and fine students. They will do well n the world.
8. I HATE ANYTHING MUSICAL!!!!! ESPECIALLY ANDREW LLOYD WEBBER!!!!

Well that's me over and done with our online name is PerfectPeach. Peach insisted on it being just Peach but I thought that pPeaches are just too nice and the name is supposed to represent BOTH of us. So I added perfection to the name.

As for the Damned picture.....

Peach: Peachy chose it because it represents the wonderfullness of an office romance mixed with the delicacy of Heero and Relena's relationship......and coffee.

Betty: Go read a lemon!!!!!

Peach: what's a lemon?

Betty: Here, read this...*hold out floppy disk containing entire GW works.*

Peach: Yay! Toys! I love toys!

Betty: *sighs. whispers into Peach's ear.*

Peach: *looks confusedly at Betty*

Betty: *red faced demon mode* JASON WITHERDEN!

Peach: *pulls piko piko hammer out from nowhere~* DIE YOU F***ING SLUT!

Betty: *runs crying* the mouth on that girl! Filthy!

Peach: *stops chasing poor defensless Bet* ....toys.....wait..... *rolls around on the floor* EW! that is so gross! get it off me! get it off me! I'm corrupted! I'll spend my after years in hell.....WITH YOU!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Betty: nice to meet you folks! *waves goodbye*

[angel222]

...you 2 are such f*cking lunatics...
*glomp* I LUV YOU j/k
Don't worry, I have a split personality as wel.
In school i'm a weird girl who tried to keep to the background called Veerle.
At home i'm always behind my comp and I'm called Angel222 the creepy Quatre-freak
and whenever I'm evill I thurn into Lady Une *show round glasses*
Wanna be friend with us ?

[perfectpeach]

Peach: you already are sweetie!

Betty: sure. whatever.......wanna be my new student?

[angel222]

Peach: you already are sweetie!

Veerle : geez thx ^-^
Angel222 : sure, wanna see my Quatre-plushie ?
Une : hmhmhm *smirk* You'll all be my minions soon

Betty: sure. whatever.......wanna be my new student?

Veerle : ...I don't want to be mean
Angel222 : sure, but touch Quatre and you DIE
Une : ...my uour student ?...YOU ARE MY MINION...

Angel222 : I'm sorry, me and me other personalities are still negotiating

[perfectpeach]

Betty: you will all bow to me!!!!!

Peach: ....can Peach feel your Quatre Plushie?

Betty: *knocks Peach out with TM hammer* I thought you said you were gonna stay loyal to Heero.....or are you still getting over JASON!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA

Peach: *revives from hyper-sleep. screech* YOU DIE RIGHT NOW, BIAATTTCCCHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! :evil: :x *Peach seen chasing Betty all over their mind space*

[angel222]

Peach: ....can Peach feel your Quatre Plushie?

Angel : sure ^-^ *hands peach her plushy and then hugs real Quatre*

Betty: *knocks Peach out with TM hammer* I thought you said you were gonna stay loyal to Heero.....or are you still getting over JASON!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA

Betty: you will all bow to me!!!!!

Une : *knocks Betty knock out* I SHALL BE THE ONLY BIATCH HERE FOR WHO PEOPLE WILL BOW

[Marlin-]

I used to have a split personality, but angel shot him *still glaring at her for that*
Although we were basicly the same :-? .
Anyway hi, and don't eat any of her cookies.

[AnShino]

...I'm sane to the extend that I don't have any spilt personalities...I just have a muse far more outgoing than I am. (Un)fortunately she's away on vacation....and enjoying it waaaaaaay too much. >< I need her back to write!!

*ahem* i back marlin in the "don't eat any of her cookies" remark. ...unless you have a deathwish. 'Sup Peach and Betty?

[angel222]

*ahem* i back marlin in the "don't eat any of her cookies" remark. ...unless you have a deathwish

Anyway hi, and don't eat any of her cookies.

QUIT IT :evil: :evil: :evil: you people are putting me out of business *points at entire not-eaten cookie stock*

[AnShino]

Well we don't have a hospital around here...or a graveyard...we don't want the newbies to die...yet. (j/k we really don't want you to die!!)