(D2 Entry) Boat Cruise (3)

[suicide_baka]

I don't own Gundam Wing.


Title of Fanfic:Boat Cruise
Penname:suicide_baka
Email address: suicide_baka@hotmail.com
Categories:Comedy, Series/Multipart
Warnings:Language
Part:3



Heero gulped as he slowly turned around to face a very crossed faced Relena. She crossed her arms while her eyebrow cocked up.

"So Heero. This was your BIG mission? Getting on to an all women's cruise?"

"You actually believe I would?"

"Yeah your right. Why would you, Heero Yuy, become a stow away on an all women's cruise?"

Heero thought for a second. "Hey, are you saying that I can't?

Relena just rolled her eyes. "So this is why you took a whole two weeks off and didn't tell me where you were going."

Heero went over and grabbed her wrist. "What about you? Your supposed to be on L-3 with a meeting with the senator."

Relena tried to pull her hand away but Heero's grip was too strong. She glared at him and he glared back.

"He caught the flu so I took the next two weeks off." She finally managed to pull her wrist free.
"And I decided to take a boat cruise with the girls."

Heero walked behind her, looking in every direction. "You could be kidnapped at any second."

"Heero I'm on a god damn boat in the middle of the god damn ocean! How the hell am I going to get kidnapped?"

Heero opened his mouth to say something but Relena put her hand over it.

"Knowing you, you probably have 100 reasons why."

"Hn. You can never be too careful." Heero then did one of the biggest mistake, besides getting himself on these cruise on the first place. He pulled out his gun.

"Oh my god! He's got a gun!" Shouted a girl who was pointing at Heero.

Girls all over started running in all directions. A whole bunch of sailor's came running out of nowhere, heading for Heero.

"Sir, we don't want any trouble, just put the gun down." Said a sailor.

Heero kept his gun out and grabbed Relena's hand.

"Under the privileges of Preventer Une, I have the right to carry this gun anywhere the Vice Foreign Minister Dorlian goes."

Relena shook her head and some girls from behind mumbled how lucky she was to have a hot looking bodyguard. The sailor's nodded they're heads but one really had to ask.

"What danger could the Minister be out 'yer in the ocean?" He said with a country type accent.

The other sailor's couldn't help but nod they're heads in unison and look at Heero for the answer. Relena laughed and Heero glared at them.

"Let's just say he has a lot of reasons." Said Relena.

"Good enough for me." Said a sailor. They went back to where ever they came from.

All the girls crowed around the boys and glared.

"All right. Now that things have settled down, tell us why you are here." Said Sally.

"Woman, I don't have to tell you shit!" Wufei just crossed his arms and looked away with his eyes closed.

"Oh yes you will because....." Sally's face light up. "If you don't then we get to tell everyone back at HQ about all of your mysterious two weeks getaway."

Wufei glared but everyone could tell that he had a shocked expression on his face.

"You..wouldn't dare..." He said in a low, threatening voice.

Sally smiled. "Watch me."

Dorothy walked over to Quatra in a slow, steady way. Quatra kept looking at her from the corner of his eye and she could tell that he was sweating. She gave a mischievous grin and wrapped her arms around his neck and drew circles on his chest with her pointer finger.

"Come on Quatra. I know you came here because of me." She said with a kind of flirty sound.

Quatra ran out of her grasp towards Trowa. "All right Sally, we'll tell you everything." He kept his eye on Dorothy who licked her lips with her tongue. Quatra shivered.

"Start talking Duo!" Shouted Hilde who still hadn't let go of his braid.

"Oww...babe that hurts..OWW..okay..it's like this."


After the boys told what happened, the girls broke up into laughter.

"Hah! I should have known something was up since Wufei was trying to jump of the ship."

"Quiet woman. If Yuy and. ...I'm not going to say Barton...." He glared at Trowa who smirked. "...didn't stop me then I would be long gone from this world and this cruise with onnas!"

"Oh quiet your yapping Wu Wu. We're here and there is nothing you can do about it." Said Duo who had finally made up with Hilde and had his arms around her, kissing her cheek.

"Don't push me Maxwell."

Duo stuck his tongue out at Wufei. "Well, this has been such a long day. When do we eat?"


Everyone had gathered around the table after eating dinner. Heero next to Relena, Duo next to Hilde, Trowa next to Midii, Dorothy next to Sally and Wufei, and Quatra, who preferred the spot, at the end.

"Wow, I love this cruise. *burp* The food is great!" Said Duo as he patted his stomach.

"Yes dinner was great but...where are we going to sleep?" Asked Quatra.

Everyone was quiet for no one ever thought about the question.

"Uh..well....we could always sleep with one guy." Said Midii, holding Trowa's hand.

"Yeah that's fine with me." Said Duo.

"No."

"No."

"No."

"Oh god no!"

Everyone looked at Relena, Heero, Wufei, and....Quatra.

"I'm not sleeping in the same room with Heero."

"Same here...er..with Relena that is."

"I'm not sleeping with that onna!"

"No not Dorothy!"

"Aww come on guys. There's no room." Said Midii.

"Besides, that would mean that one of you would have to sleep with a guy." Added Hilde.


After a long time of arguing...they finally decided to have Trowa and Midii, Duo and Hilde, Quatra and Wufei, Sally and Dorothy, and because of Quatra's begging...Relena and Heero. They all went to they're rooms for the night.

"As much as I hate it Heero, I'm doing this as a favor for Quatra."

"And as much as I hate it, I'm just doing this for your safety."

Relena sighed and walked into the bathroom.

Heero sat on his bed, on the other side of the room, and checked his bag. Ten minutes later he heard the bathroom door open, reveling Relena in a violet, lacy nightgown that didn't even reach her knees. He could practically see behind the piece of clothing and could already feel himself feeling hot. Man he was defiantly going to have a hard time staying in the same room with her if she was going to dress like that every night.

"Heero, are you okay?" Asked Relena who was blushing when she noticed what he was looking at.

Heero finally got out of his fantasy and shook his head. "Hnn."

"Aren't you going to get ready for bed?"

"Hn."

"Are you going to say anything else besides 'hnn'?"

"Hn."

"Never mind."

Relena got under the covers and took out a book to read. She looked over at Heero who was pulling his shirt over his head, showing his rippling muscles. He turned around to look at her and she turned her heading, blushing. Heero couldn't help but blush either. He too got under the covers and took off his pants. He looked over Relena who was currently reading her book but stopped to glance at him. They both stared for about a second and then turned their heads away.
Relena turned off the light by her bed as Heero did the same.

"Um..goodnight Heero."

"Night."

Relena and Heero fell asleep with Heero thinking about Relena and Relena thinking about Heero and how he didn't finish the night with a 'hnn'.


That was part 3.

[Julia]

haha yees that one is really good !!
I thought Heero was going to take relena lol!
Take care!!!!!

[Dark Deity]

All i'm going to say is that i'm waiting for the next chapter

Dark Deity