TSNBMNCUP!!!! OMG! We're late! Again!!!

Uzumaki Naruto, considered the least talented of his class, has finally graduated on his fourth attempt to become a Shinobi. Along with his two teammates, Haruno Sakura, the girl he has a crush on, and Uchiha Sasuke, his rival and prodigy of their class, he begins an adventure to grow stronger in order to become the next Hokage

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TSNBMNCUP!!!! OMG! We're late! Again!!!

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Holy crap! We're once again late by... *counts calendar* err... let's not be picky. Better late than never, right?

Anyways, straight to the point, our challenge for this week is a photo!!!

Are you ready?

You sure?

You've got it!

Tada!!!

Image

(Photo taken by the great Estefania of www.uchiha.org)

YES, FEAR THE POWAH OF PLUSHIE SEX!!!

Okay, okay, we do realize this challenge screams SasuSaku. But Lars and I just couldn't resist. We knew we had to use it as our challenge the moment we saw the photo.

Lars: Especially when it's SO obvious that Sasuke plushie is getting more action than the real one.

Sasuke: *glares*

Cheryl: Oh shove it, Uchiha gimme-more-power Sasuke!

Lars: AND LOOK! SAKURA IS ON TOP!!!

Wicked: Ooh, Uchiha is becoming Sakura's little boy toy.

Sasuke: *glares*

Cheryl: *cackles*

Sakura: *blushes*

Inner Sakura: Hell yeah!!!

So... to make things short, this is it! Go go go! Write, my fiends... I mean, my friends!!!
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「ね、サスケ君...こんなに近くにいるのに...私は貴方を遠く感じる...」
~ 春野・サクラ 【ナルト】

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Post by Lauren »

Heeeeell yes! Look at that hot plushie on plushie action. Def. will participate in this challenge. I feel a little better about it, seeing as how I wasn't the one who *officially* issued it ;p
Andrea's mah pimp, I'm her bitch, we be whorin' and scorin', and we like it like that, FREALS REPRESENT! XD

Perfection is boring.

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and those who don't, may god turn their hearts..."

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Post by wicked »

O_O Plushie Porn.

Sometimes you two scare me...worse than Orochimaru wearing a pink tutu and singing "Build Me Up Buttercup" while Kabuto plays the bango....

By all means Lars, take up this one. Hell I still am working on the last one Good vs. Evil.

Oy vey. But at least the Uchiha brat is showing the world how much of a little bitch he is. :-P :-P :-P You whip him good Sakura!!!

~Wicked

P.S. Do you think it would be an insult to a ninja from any country is someone said, "Oh yeah? Well your mama died with her sandals on!"?

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Post by Beer-monster »

Okay...I am officially scared. :eek:


Snails were one thing...but plushie on plushie canoodling is just too far. Thats a bizarre fetish you got yourself there Ceryl.

Is it just me or do these challenges seem to be steering us towards writing smut and fiction involving sweat, paint and squelchy noises?

I'm sure its just a coincidence :-?
Have you had your recommended daily allowance of ravishing? 8)

I believe in love stories but despise romances.

I want to write fics that slap all the standard fanfiction conventions around the face with
a wet fish and call them Betsy ~ me to Wicked.

Cupid's arrow is really a nuclear warhead...it leaves total devastion in it wake.

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You guys haven't seen half of what Lars and I can come up with. *cackles*

Beer: I don't think I want to know. :eek:

Wicked: Ya know, I think I'm going to retreat to the other room where Orochimaru is dancing in a pink tutu. It's more normal there.

Cheryl: Hey!!! :P

And I object! That is NOT a fetish! It's pure love! Can you not feel it?!!

Beer: It's just... one plushie on top of another...

Wicked: How can THAT be pure love?

Lars: Sasuke and Sakura are so in love that even their plushies are getting it on.

Cheryl: Bingo! I knew I could always count on you, Lars! :lol:

And I have Coley to proof to all of you guys that our challenges can stay PG-13!!!

COLEY!!! Where are you?!! We need you to post your fic!!!
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Post by Lauren »

***You guys haven't seen half of what Lars and I can come up with. *cackles* ***

One phrase. "Only True Threesome". ::cackles:: Yes, this challenge is TAME. TAME I say.
Andrea's mah pimp, I'm her bitch, we be whorin' and scorin', and we like it like that, FREALS REPRESENT! XD

Perfection is boring.

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and those who don't, may god turn their hearts..."

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Post by wicked »

And then my fear began to fully set in, once I realized how insane my SasuSaku counterparts actually were.

They're contagious too. It's all about plushie porn. PH34R.

~Wicked

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