"Pistols in his Shorts"

[Little Green Miko]

?Pistols in his Shorts?

A.N: This is my GW rendition of ?Winter Wonderland,? so use that tune.

Disclaimer: I own not the tune to the song nor the characters mentioned hereafter?I can dream though


Heero Yuy,
Are ya listenin??
Time to get
Another mission!
Another crazed fight,
He?s laughing tonight,
Walkin? round with pistols in his shorts!

Gone away-is the bird mode
Here to stay-is the fight mode,
Didn?t we tell ya?
He?s the perfect soldia?
Walkin? round with pistols in his shorts!

On the colonies we will meet with hair-man!
And pretend that he?s an L3 clown,
He?ll say: Are you Quatre?
We?ll say: No man!
But we will tell you if we see him ?round!

Later on,
Oz?ll conspire,
As the Sanq-burns in fire,
Relena will say:
?No, I?m not afraid!? (Alternative: Wufei will say: ?Treize you will pay!?)
Walkin? round with pistols in his shorts!

On the colonies we will meet with hair-man!
And pretend that he can make a sound,
We?ll have lots of fun with Mr. Hair-man,
Till Oz comes to knock us down!

He?ll blow up,
Ain?t it thrilling?
He?s obsessed-with the killing,
He?ll frolic and play,
Till Death sees his prey,
Walkin? round with pistols in his shorts!
Walkin? round with pistols in his shorts!
Walkin? round with pistols in his shorts!

[Lady Casper]

LOL that lol was so funny. Hehehe i could actually picture them doin that to.

[Wingnut]

Right now though in the Gundam lands they remember this day as one of major battles. Always has been ever since the original Gundam series. As the 2nd largest space battle of the One Year War began on the 24th of December. So Gundam pilots are often occupied with other matters than the fact of carrying loaded weapons around in their pants.

[Little Green Miko]

...o.o Whoa kid, it's a joke. Ever heard of it? It wasn't meant to mean anything or be serious to the series. I was making fun with a Christmas Carol. Get a grip kiddo. Man...>>