I think a lot of you liked the previous "To the" thingy for some reason... Wasn't even sure if anyone was gonna read it but then again, thanks nevertheless... I hope you had a few laughs with that and I just would like to reiterate, PLEASE DON'T TAKE IT (and including THIS as well) SERIOUSLY... I only made this for fun and for people just to have a smile on their face over the insecurities most of us feel...
I hope also that you enjoy this... it is also based on the insanely done Neurotically yours: Foamy series...
The hamster thing was based on my high school days when a few of my buddies called me a hamster when I didn't shave and we had an ecology lecture where we had to bring animals... Guess what I brought and how much it looked like me... he, hehe...
And just for this... Yes! I am HUSKY! and damn proud of it!!!
To The Insecure Fat Guy,
Stop obsessing over your fat ass and listen! Shut the heck up! Since when did you get insecure of how you look? Everyone has their moments of insecurity. It does not matter! Damn right it doesn?t! If you?re a fat bastard, be proud that you are a fat bastard. There is no sense in becoming something that you aren?t. To hell with society and its obsession with its Idealistic Beauty, marketed by the media!
Stop looking to a dead man for a quick fix diet, *ehermfat-kinseherm* Just eat like a sensible human being. You don?t see any fat hamsters, do you? Because we exercise, like running around in our wheel and we only eat pellets? and the occasional waffle. Stop being so concerned about your image and just be yourself; if you?re a fat bastard, fine, be a fat bastard; if you?re an anorexic jack-ass with a thyroid problem, fine, be a twig!
Stop doing all these unnecessary diets cause, you know, when you get to your target weight, you?ll go, ?I can eat that extra piece of cake! Look at all the weight I?m losing!? then before you know it *REEE* you?re back into the diet cause your ass is falling out of your jeans.
Just be yourself, enjoy that twinky, get that extra piece of cake, and buy that gourmet dish you always wanted, and if people look at you funny because you?re too fat, tell them to just get off and die. You don?t have to adhere to an idealistic thought of beauty promoted by media for the usual profit, and negatively reinforced by a society dumb enough to know that beauty only comes from the cover of magazines.
NOW WHERE?S MY WAFFLE SUNDAE!!!
From your LORD AND MASTER!!!
To The Insecure Fat Guy... (with 300% more swearing! ^^)
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A man is not a man until he has accessed his raw untamed energy and takes pleasure to his capacity to fight and defend himself. Only then can he transform his blind rage into power to commit himself, to handle tensions and to make difficult decisions. Inner security also develops. It is based on his realization that whatever goes wrong, he can get help from his inner resources, from the basic energy of his aggression.
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