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Post by Raspberry »

12 inches in one foot, so Heero's hight is 71 inches.
or 180.34 centimeters.
:eek: Whoa! Heero you're HUGE! At least to me - girl-to-throw-with-because-she's-so-small :lol: I'm about 5'2" than ^_^

Thank you for help guys! :salute:

Angel, you said it's wooden boat, right? Well, wood doesn't sink. I think that after boat was full of water it was still floating above the surface, so there was no use of bailing it out.
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Post by Heero »

The reason why no one noticed my code name was because it actually wasn't much of a rare name. It's like people being named after former presidents or kings. The most I got was "Hey... you have they same name as that guy! That's cool!" No real threat to my identety there.

Mariemeia probably could walk, but right after you leave the hospital after a gunshot, it's not a good thing to be up and running for a while.

The guy stopped bailing out water because he's probably dead. That's my best guess.

The things Relena taught me are basically how to be 'normal' and less soldier-like
Being a perfect soldier has nothing to do with being a perfect speller

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Post by Chibi-sitter »

:D Thanks for answering :salute:
I get called "Mandy Moore" at school which is annoying since I don't sing and I don't look like her and my last name isn't "Moore" either :-?

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Post by AnShino »

hehe...no, sorry. The guy is still alive.
looks like your best guess was wrong heero :-?
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Post by angel222 »

srry perfect soldier looks like even our great H Y couldn't help us on this one
SAVE US MELLIE :-P
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Post by Chibi-sitter »

Atleast Heero had a guess, I get a headache just by reading them darn brain teasers :-?



Anyone know some good programs to stop those annoying pop-up ads?

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Post by Heero »

If you're using Windows XP, then I suggest downloading the new service pack that just came out. It has an automatic pop-up blocker if you use Internet Explorer.

If not, then I suggest using the Google toolbar that you can download from http://www.Google.com
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Post by Morrighan »

Yup! I now have that new feature on my compy, so it definitely works. :D Not that anyone would doubt your words, Heero... :D
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Post by sweet_me_beajai »

Dear Heero,

Um, I?m not entirely sure what?s possessing me to post on an internet advice column, knowing full well that other people can read it but right now I could only care less.

We just moved here in England and I basically have no one to talk to; not that I would anyway. I don?t know? there?s something about showing other people some of your most intense emotions that doesn?t seem very appealing to me?

Ok?here goes nothing.

Earlier this afternoon I found out that an elementary classmate of mine is courting one of his school mates. He?s the guy who I had a major crush on when I was in 3rd grade. The guy who I hated because all my classmates are teasing us non-stop that we like each other, until 6th grade. But now I?m not really sure that I did hate him all those years.

I can?t understand why my chest constricted when one of my friends told me that he?s asking this girl out. I can?t entirely figure out what I?m feeling?.my whole body felt like they were burning, my ears felt warm.

Before I left, he told me that he had a crush on me when we were still in elementary. But I guess I already know that because he?s always nice to me. He was always genuinely worried and would ask my best friend if I?m ok when I miss school because of asthma?. He also told me that he still has a crush on me even when we were both in different high schools. He even gave me a bouquet of flowers before we graduated from elementary. He also wrote ?Don?t forget about me because I?ll always be here? in my year book. He even gave me a box of chocolate and a DVD for Fushigi Yuugi and Slam Dunk because he knew that I love animes and I have a crush on Tamahome and Rukawa.

Was I being na?ve when I considered the things he did for me as sweet?


Why did he do that? Why did he went through all those trouble and never asked me out? Why did he led me to think?.to expect that something romantic will happen between us? Should I not have expected anything? Should I have known that something like this will eventually happen?that one day he?ll look at some girl and feel that desire to be with her and have enough urge to have the courage and ask her out?

Am I just over reacting? Am I being selfish to feel jealousy because I don?t have the right to do so? Am I not attractive enough that no guy would ever ask me out no matter how high my grades are?

What is this feeling that I have for him? Is crush? Or am I falling in love? Or am I just using him as an excuse to the cruel reality that nobody would ever find me attractive?

But if I do love him, what am I gonna do? We?re in different sides of the planet!! And it would never work.

Should I just let it go?

Heero, I know you?ve never met me before and we probably won?t?.but could you help me? I don?t really know what I?m asking you to do?.? Can you do something, anything. I just need help to figure things out?
?I shall return!?
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?I will kill you!?
-- Heero Yuy


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Post by White Witch »

Uh...I have ZERO experience on these kinds of things, cause I just stay away from these kinds of events in my life, but I think he never asked you out cause he was waiting for some kind of reaction from you. Just to make sure that you like him back.

As for what those feelings are...I don't really know. I never did fall in love, all my crushes are anime crushes, and bits from reality are something I accept or find a way out of easily...I can't help much. ^^

But if it's love, it MAY work even when your on other sides or another planet. :bounce:
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How troublesome...
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