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Post by PinkDelusion »

I don't need to do anything... I'll just hack my grade anyway.
lol :lol: Must be nice being perfect...
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Post by Mellie »

You're right, PD. With the right skills, one can be the epitome of perfection! Not fair. The rest of us must suffer with having to do things the old fashioned way. Like not studying and praying to do well.

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Post by PinkDelusion »

exactly! ugh... us poor mortals...
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Post by Heero »

The way I see it is, if you have the ability to hack, then whatever grade you're changeing you could have earned easily. But why waste the time and energy when I'll get the same result?


Answers:
1. Doubtful (Quatre wasn't of Arabian descent, just born and raised there)

2. Beat's me.... I'm really 5'11"

3. I just find a certain muscle and bend a certain way to stretch it until all my muscles are stretched.

I cannot disclose my location. But it is in the southern area of North America. I live with Relena and that.... hamster... (Lord Tink is plotting against me...) And Dr. J taught me a lot, but not everything. Odin taught me the eccentials. And Relena taught me more than both of them combined.
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Post by Chibi-sitter »

Long time no see :D

I don't blame Heero for not reading fics - I never read em til I found BI :salute:

:wink: Nice avatar PinkDelusion

Heero I don't get why the students and staff at St Gabriels didn't recognise your name, you took Duo's in space - that I understand but no one at Relena's school noticed.
Did they delete files or something about the Real Heero Yuy???

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Post by Kira Anvari Maxwell »

Hey Heero, how do you know that Mariemeia can't walk. I mean just because she was shot there in the chest, maybe she was just out of the hospital when she was visiting her fathers grave and now she can walk?

Oh, yeah my real question:

How many time have you beaten up Duo since you met him?
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Post by Raspberry »

Heero wrote: 2. Beat's me.... I'm really 5'11"
-_-' Yeah, just tell me more when I don't know about how to change feet into centimeters :x Any help?..


But anyway, thank you for answering :salute: I really appreciate that :wink: :D Domo arigatou! :D :D :D


And another question:

Will you tell us what Miss Relena thaught you, than?..


Oh, and I'm curious to what you answer Chibi and Kira :salute: :wink:
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Post by Adaon »

http://www.teaching-english-in-japan.ne ... entimeters

12 inches in one foot, so Heero's hight is 71 inches.
or 180.34 centimeters.
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Post by Chibi-sitter »

12 inches in one foot, so Heero's hight is 71 inches.
or 180.34 centimeters.
:eek: Woah you really shot up! You must be catching up to Zechs now :lol: he better watch out.

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Post by angel222 »

Hi Heero, me got a question.

some people can't solve this brain teaser and the ask you're help cause they believe you know the awnser HELP US

The Lifeboat
A man was cast adrift in a lifeboat. He is horrified to see that it was letting in water, so he diligently bailed out the water. After two days, he did not bother bailing out water anymore. Why?

CLUES

He's not a shore, he has no refuge it's an old wooden lifeboat and he's stil alive an floating
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*Against all expectations...I actually made this ava myself lol*

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