My goodness! This is my first time in the Silly Shorts section, and I'm glad I finally took a peek! That was great! It was very funny, I can just imagine Quatre running for the shooting gallery...
Great job!
The good writers touch life often. The mediocre ones run a quick hand over her. The bad ones rape her and leave her for the flies.
- Ray Bradbury
It could be worse, you could be a character in a John Steinbeck novel.
I want to die as my Grandfather did, peacefully in his sleep. Unlike the three other people screaming in the car.