Usual disclaimers applicable.
Title: Underneath
Pairings: the usual
Rating: the usual
*silence*
?Okay, where are we!??
???
?This is so ridiculous.?
?I knew that we shouldn?t have let Treize take charge.?
?Ditto. My cousin is so lousy at giving directions.?
?Hey!?
?I agree with Dorothy.?
?Lady!?
?Shut up, Treize.?
*glower*
?Noin??
?Treize, let it go. Or else??
*affronted silence*
?Cut it out. Let us just focus on how to get to our destination.?
*sigh*
?At least we got some distractions while we find the right directions toward that costume party.?
*giggle*
?Totally.?
*puzzled looks*
?Why are you looking at us??
?Midii, you had such a great idea for their costumes.?
*smirk*
?Thank you, ladies.?
*preening look*
?Do you like what you see, ladies??
BONK!!
?Hey!?
?Lady!?
?Not one word, Duo.?
*whine*
?Hilde??
*glower*
?It isn?t nice that WE are the one suffering the indecency.?
?Wufei, bear with it. You lost the bet, remember??
*glower*
?Don?t remind me.?
*engine stopped*
?Now what??
?Zechs, I knew I shouldn?t have let you negotiate for this bus.?
*scowl*
?Well, who?s going to fix it??
*pointed looks*
?Why are you looking at us??
?You?re men.?
?DO IT.?
*evil looks*
?Gotcha.?
???
??okay.?
*stomped boots*
?Relena, why are you down with us??
?Heero doesn?t want me to stay.?
*glare*
?Don?t start, Milliardo.?
*BIG glare*
?Damn.?
*opens boot of bus*
?Say, did we bring any tools with us??
*silence*
?Don?t even think of saying those words.?
*pouts*
?Well??
*a gush of strong wind comes through*
?What the-?
*wide eyes*
?Oh, my.?
*death glare*
?Why didn?t you guys wear ANY underwear underneath those??
*blushes*
?That was part of the deal. We wear the damn costumes the way they were supposed to be worn.?
*sigh*
?Thank goodness I didn?t have to wear those.?
*scowl*
?So what if you are wearing those genie pants, Quatre. They?re so low that we can tell you aren?t wearing any underwear.?
*blush*
?Leave off, Duo.?
*another gush of wind goes through, this time making a branch hang on to the genie pants*
?Hey!?
??Quatre, you shouldn?t have moved at all. Now look at you. You?re pants are down.?
*blush*
??There are times when patience runs out.?
*wide eyes*
?Uh, Heero. Stop looking at us that way.?
?It isn?t our fault, Yuy. The women made us wear these.?
?And it doesn?t help that they get to wear dresses that covers them.?
*raised brow*
?Really??
?Well, the necessities are covered.?
?We had to match. That was our part of the deal.?
*smitten looks*
?Wearing a Scottish dress.?
??an Egyptian dress.?
?Genie.?
?Toga.?
??caveman clothes.?
*scowl*
?Lady was wearing a medieval dress.?
*smirks*
?Tough luck, Treize.?
?At least Lady isn?t the only one covered.?
?Yeah, I?m lucky that Relena is wearing that huge cloak.?
?Relena, you are Red Riding Hood, right??
?Yes, I am.?
??you know, I really hated it that Heero had to miss the deal.?
*glower*
?Yeah. It isn?t fair that Heero gets to wear hunter?s clothes.?
?Blame it on Relena?s choice.?
?Say, where is Relena??
*opens door*
?Hey, Relena. Welcome back.?
*pointed look*
?Relena, why do you have that look on your face??
?I just saw Duo Jr.??
*puzzled looks*
?Duo?Jr.??
?And Wufei Jr.?
*wide-eyed looks*
?Wufei JR??
*silence*
?OMG.?
*eager looks*
?You saw all of them!!!?
*nods head*
?Tell us?are they ALL GOOD??
*smirk*
?They have BIG assets.?
*flushed looks*
?Goodness.?
*fans faces*
?Umm?Relena, does that include your brother?s??
*pained look*
?Don?t remind me of that, Lucrezia. I really, REALLY didn?t want to think about that at all.?
?I can get rid of that image for you.?
?Heero!?
?Come out again.?
?Heero!!?
?Hey, you guys! Where are you going??
*death glare*
?Okay. I got the message.?
?What the-. Heero!?
?Zechs! Leave them alone.?
?Yeah. We want to know if it is true that Duo Jr., I mean your assets are big.?
?Dorothy!?
?What about Wufei Jr.??
?Midii!?
?I quite like to see Quatre Jr.?
?Treize Jr.?
?Zechs Jr.?
*wide looks*
?Noin!?
?Sally!?
?Hilde!?
*meanwhile?*
?Heero, stop!?
*panting*
?Why did you separate us from the others??
??you don?t remember??
*confused look*
?Huh??
*grins*
?Remember earlier when you showed me what was underneath? Or the lack of??
*blushes*
?Oh.?
*seductive look*
?I know a way to make you forget about the?others.?
*seductive smile*
?I?m counting on it.?
*looks down*
?And also the surprise you have for me.?
*smirk*
?Believe me, it will be?a HUGE surprise.?
THE END
For reference, here is a list:
Heero = hunter clothes
Duo = kilt
Trowa = fur loincloth
Quatre = genie pants
Wufei = Egyptian loincloth
Zechs = toga
Treize = medieval gown
And the girls are wearing the equivalent of what the guys are wearing. Except for Relena. She's like Red Riding Hood w/ sleeves and...you get the picture. And I may be wrong with Treize's costume, so let me just say that I twisted it a little. No pantyhose or whatever.
I've been having such GREAT imagination lately.
*dies laughing* (and excessively drooling mind you) 
I got most of it, I'll have to read it again to understand the rest.
Oh well! 
