Blah blah blah... please no flames. OH... This is my first so hope you enjoy! 
Summary Of Story:
Relena is getting married. Who's gonna tell her about it? Heero is an achoholic in the first part. "Where is he anyway?!," Duo exclaims. Where is Relena when the guy she is to be with is announcing this to the world? Well read it silly
Chapter 1: Some pub in downtown Paris, France
A figure slowly slumped to the floor with a crash and a thud. The group cheering him on groaned and picked him up. " Ah ah, pay first," the bartender replied to the drunks' friends.
" Who's next?" a young man called out in a dead voice. His eyes were clouded with either the drink or the cause of his coming here, thought the bartender in a concerned way. The kid came out of the rain with such a cold expression that he couldn't refuse him, even if he was under age. One of the newest to join in the 'festivities' suddenly stood up.
" I'll take you on you foolish brat! No one can stand up with me as their foe!"
As the bartender set up the drinks, the boy stopped him.
"Let's make it more interesting.Put vodka, tequilla, JD, and whatever other drink you want old man."
" Hmf! Make it interesting huh? Alright, Put Cherry Coke in it too. My Kid says it's the best soda anywhere."
(:lol: sorry, but I wanted it to be funny too! note that this is from a drunk!)
"OKAY!" yelled out the bartender. " This next match is against Jack the beer sloggin' oaf and ... Your name kid!"
" My name... is Heero Yuy."
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Not far from the pub...
"I can't find him anywhere!" Duo shouted to Wu Fei as he crossed the bridge.
"Maybe he went home!" Quatre yelled to Duo form within the cab station.Trowa was on the roof top.
"Nothing up here!"
"Geez, where did he go?"grumbled Duo. When he got his hands on him...
Ring! Ring!
"What!? Oh, Hilde. Did you se him at his place?" sigh "Well, keep looking around Ok? Bye"
"That Hilde?" Wu Fei asked grumpily.
Duo nodded. "No sign of him."
"Hey, isn't that Zechs and Noin over there?"
Zechs was just watching the news at the store when someone jumped on his back."Hellllloooo. Whatcha doin' Zechs?" Zechs turned around and blanched, Duo was right in front of his face.
"Duo Maxwell. How has it been? And why is everyone here?" Noin asked sarcastically as she pryed him off Zechs before he punched him.
"Oh, hi Noin. I'm fine. It's Heero we're worried about."
"What do you mean? What's going on?"
"You guys just get on earth or something?" Duo blanched.
"Didn't Relena tell you? I would think that she would tell you at least Zechs. At least before her fiance' announced it to the world," Quatre replied quizically.
" You mean she's getting married? To who?" Noin stammered incredulously.
"To a guy named Xander Greham. He controls the R-1 - R-6 colonies," replied Trowa in his normal monotone." He has just started to come into the peace dealings involved with the terraforming campaign Relena is starting. He donated several million into the research/developement half of the project."
"And that's why you all are searching for Heero?" Zechs asked.
"Yep. He was with us when we came across the news broadcast,"Duo replied seriously."He just looked at the screen and grabbed the nearest cab and left. He's been gone for two hours already and we still haven't seen hair or hide of him since. That's when you showed up."
"And where is Relena in all of this?" Noin asked.
"One emotionally challenged person at a time!" WuFei yelled, suddenly out of character. This outburst let everyone know how concerned he was getting.
"At least wait until one is found before we get more than we can chew," agreed Quatre.
"Where have you looked so far?"Zechs asked calmly. Noin suddenly loved him even more because of his calm demeanor.
"We've looked at his place, we've talked to the taxi station...," Duo rattled out.
"What about the pubs?"
"Of cour... Damn!" Wufei voiced in a sheepish tone, "We forgot the pubs."
"Man! Didn't think that Heero would be hurtin' that bad!" Duo stammered.
"Alright, where's the nearest pub?" Quatre asked quizzically, not really familiar with anything to do with them.
Duo snapped his fingers in triumph. "The Bearded Lady!"
::sweat drop all around::
"What?"
Zechs finally sighs. "Alright. Duo, WuFei, and I will go to the Bearded Lady. Noin? You go to the next one with Trowa and Quatre."
Everyone,"Rodger."
::sweat drop:: Duo giggles.
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hour later
at the Bearded Lady...
Another seeming formless drunk falls to the ground. The young man, for the sixth time," Who's next?"
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Duo entered the pub first. The radio was blaring,"Give me two pina coladas' 'I want one for each hand'." WuFei simply stared at the russian women, who were trying to recite the song in their own way, in complete shock. Zechs only searched around the bar, trying to spot Heero.
CRASH!
A man in a complete drunken stupor dropped his glass and was yelling at the top of his lungs,"I WORE A ITSY BITSY TEENY WEENY YELLOW POLKA DOT BIKINI!!!!"
Duo convulsed in laughter as WuFei replied," Say What?!"
Zechs was searching around the rest of the pub when he found him. Tapping the others on the shoulder, Zechs is sill disbelieving what he is seeing.
All three together:"Heero?"
Chapter 2 coming soon!
I'm lost! Where's the front page?! 
....But I'll live. Heero on the other hand might have a few objections....MWHAHAHAHA!!! Your's trully..(wink)