GW500 Challenge #31- Little French Dress

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GW500 Challenge #31- Little French Dress

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Title: Little French Dress
Author: Ainohikari
Pairing: 1xR, 6x9 mention, 2xH
Rating: PG-to be on the safe side.
Words: 561
Warnings: OOCness, Bad images, character embarassment

Heero stared at Relena. She had to be kidding! How could he of all people do that?! His wife had to be demented. After all, it must run in her family. Just look at Zechs! It took 10 years for him to admit his feelings to Noin, and they still weren?t married! At least Heero had admitted he loved Relena and married her before Duo had to resort to his plan, which Heero really didn?t want to know what that had entailed, although knowing Duo it probably would have major embarrassment on Heero?s part and pain on Duo?s after it was finished.
?Relena, your insane! I will not do that! There is no way I?d ever do that!? He said, turning away from his wife. How could she expect him to do THAT?!
?Come on, Heero. You?ll be done in no time! Besides, no one will ever know! Your pride won?t be hurt. It?ll be our little secret.? She said, wraping her arms around his waist. ?Please? For me??
?No. I will not! There is no way I?d ever do that! It?s demeaning!?
?Come on, no one will know. Please? I?ll do what ever you want.? She pleaded. She used those adorable eyes and he had just happened to look at her right then.
?Fine. I?ll play your game. What is first?? Relena jumped up happily and ran into the bedroom, coming back soon after entering carring a bundle.
?Okay, you have to clean the whole house wearing this outfit and make dinner, all before Duo and Hilde arrive.? She said, a huge grin on her face.
?Fine.? He grabbed the outfit and walked into the bathroom without even looking at it.
A few minutes later Relena heard a yell. ?Relena Dorlian-Peacecraft-Yuy! I will not wear this! I refuse!?
?Ah, but Heero, you said you would and you know how much you hate it when you give your word and don?t follow through.?
Heero glared at his wife through the door and walked out, glaring at her. ?This is not funny, Relena.? His wife was laughing her head off at him. ?Oh, but you look so cute! That outfit works for you!?
?What ever. Can I just get this over with??
?Sure. Don?t forget to do the laundry!? Relena yelled after him as he went to start cleaning the house. He grumbled under his breath and mentally sent her a rude gersture. How could she do this to him?! This was demeaning and just plain wrong?. And he?d done it to her. He should have guessed she would give him payback.
A good three hours later, the house was clean and Heero was cooking dinner, which consisted of Speghetti, chicken parmesian, garlic bread and meatsauce. The doorbell had just rung and Relena was at the door, greeting the guests of honor, which were none other than the newly weds, Duo and Hilde Maxwell. She led them to the dining room, which unfortunately for Heero, had a view of the kitchen. Duo saw him and laughed. ?Hee-man! Whatcha doing wearing a french maid outfit?? He said, pointing at the black and white dress that barely came to the middle of Heero?s thighs. Heero blushed and ran out of the room, swearing revenge on his poor little wife who was giggling with Hilde about Heero?s predicament, as well as a few other things?.
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Post by Mellie »

hehe! Cute!

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Post by lilac310 »

hehe..that was funny :lol: ..I'd love to see Heero in that dress!!! :-P
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Post by Raspberry »

Poow Heewo...

Fwench maid outfit...

...

:) :razz: :D :lol: :lol: :lol: HA HA HA HA!

This was brilliant :lol: :lol: I love ficcies like this one :wink:
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*collaspes in fit of hysterical laughter* OMG!!! A <i>French maid</i> outfit?!?! Heero?!?!?!?! :eek:

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Post by Wingnut »

I'd rather see Relena in the french maid outfit. *_*

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Post by Ainohikari »

I'd rather see Relena in the french maid outfit.

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Actually, that happened... just not in this story! I might write that another time.... But it says in there:
This was demeaning and just plain wrong?. And he?d done it to her. He should have guessed she would give him payback.
So yeah, hehe, it did happen! :D
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Post by Beck »

Too funny! And then to be caught in the act of wearing it, if I were Heero, I would've self destructed right there :lol: :lol:
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