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Who's pick up line is your favourite?

Heero
19
40%
Duo
5
10%
Trowa
3
6%
Quatre
3
6%
Wufei
4
8%
Relena
6
13%
other
8
17%
 
Total votes: 48

Morrighan
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Post by Morrighan »

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I agree with everyone else! I wanna see Heero's! :D :D
<i>?I always know you?re about to say something very sweet or very stupid when you use my full name??</i>

Why yes, I <i>am</i> a saucy wench. :-P

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Post by Chibi-sitter »

WOW!

Look at all the demands for Heero pick-up lines.

He has one line on his mind right now..

Heero: it might be a lil too direct though . . . :oops:

Be patient.

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Post by Morrighan »

Chibi-sitter wrote: Heero: it might be a lil too direct though . . . :oops:
So?? :D Like <i>I</i> care?
<i>?I always know you?re about to say something very sweet or very stupid when you use my full name??</i>

Why yes, I <i>am</i> a saucy wench. :-P

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Heero's pick-up lines


I made you gasp with my gun, imagine what I could do with my buster rifle.

Hi, I'm new to Earth and you are the prettiest sight I've see so far. Can you give me a tour of your body?

What is your first name? Hmm, that goes kinda well with my last name.

You look like my type: nice hair, beautiful eyes, amazing body, but there is still just one problem: your clothing. They're still on.

If I were the king, and you were the queen, in the cosmic game of chess, would you mate with me?

I need your help with my mission, so get into the missionary position.

I'm on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?

Drop 'em!

I am not a prince but I'll give you something royal.

My lips are registered weapons.



Duo: :-? show off.

Relena: :oops: I feel dizzy, Heero can we go home now! :wink:

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Post by Raspberry »

Drop 'em!
THAT was priceless :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Heero is the best with pick-up lines! Others don't have ANY chances! :lol: :lol: :lol:
How crazy
Stop talking about me as if you know me
How crazy
I?ve been running away from the ship
sinking in the depths of the ocean

Song How Crazy by YUI

Just be yourself.

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Post by Chibi-sitter »

Ah huh so you got the 'drop 'em!' line? Good.
Heero is the best with pick-up lines! Others don't have ANY chances!
Heero: :salute:

Duo: :evil:

Quatre: I think for Duo's sanity's sake we should give him another turn...

Hilde: *_*

Duo: :D 8) :bounce:

Relena & Trowa: :roll:



More Duo lines next!

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Post by Mellie »

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: wow! These are all so priceless! I was rolling on the floor! Loved the first one! And yea for more Duo! :bounce: *_*

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And yea for more Duo! :bounce: *_*
Duo: Atleast someone likes me. *pokes tongue out at Heero*

Heero: Very mature.

Duo: :-P

Wufei: Give it up Maxwell.

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Post by Crazygurl »

Another round for Duo!!

The 'drop 'em' will remain forever etched in my mind. Along with the
I'm on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?
Oh God, naughty, naughty.

Relena: But he doesn't need to ask!!

Hilde: :eek:

Duo: :D Thatta girl! Showing us just exactly what is going on in that office of yours! I knew those long hours of 'meetings' weren't just 'meetings'!

Dorothy: Rather, they were meetings, but not about national security.

Duo: My point exactly.

Relena: :oops:

Heero: *glares at Duo and Dorothy* Keep quiet, you two ignorant idiots.

Quatre: Yes, we'd much rather stay ignorant about these matters. :eek:

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Post by Chibi-sitter »

More of Duo's pick-up lines


Uh, hey baby.

If you're really hot, I bet I can cool you down.

Chicks dig me. I wear colored underwear.

Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's.

You know, if we cut your arms off, you'd look just like Venus de Milo.

I have big feet.

Not only can I palm an NBA basketball, I wear a 13 1/2 size shoe

Hey baby... drop that zero and get with the hero in other words... you better come with me.

Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position

Can I try a few pick up lines on you? OK, I have just one more line for you: Can I try a few pick up lines on you?

All those curves, and me with no brakes.

Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!

Just where do those legs of yours end?

You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.

Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.

Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.

If you were a laser gun, you'd be set on stunning.


Hilde: *_* :bounce: :D Duo I want to go to uh sleep now, lets go home!!!

Heero: That might shut him up.

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