GW pick up lines

[Chibi-sitter]

Relena (to Heero): "Let's end the struggles and lead you to peace, shall we? *evil grin*"
Heero (in response to Relena): "Don't think I'm incapable. *threatening/sexy look*"

Hmm... If you didn't get the last one, you're either very innocent (what in the world are you doing here?), or VERY dense (so much for innuendos).

Most of the time like 98% my mind is NOT in the gutter but I got it.
*Chibi fans herself* Heero awwww...........lucky Relena

*cheers* "Haooy!!!" *repeats cheering until can't cheer no more...*

[Raspberry]

Hmm... If you didn't get the last one, you're either very innocent (what in the world are you doing here?), or VERY dense (so much for innuendos).

So I am too innocent?! Lol Or I don't get it because it's English humor, and I am Polish :-?


Chibi[/i], I know I posted some earlier, but nobody liked them...

Okay, I'll try with something... But don't laugh at me so hard, okay?..

Relena (to Heero): I love to ride a stallion.


Relena and Heero (talking in front of a stable):

Relena: I cleaned one horse today.

Heero: I cleaned one, too.

Relena: Really? Which one than?

Heero: Oh, HUGE one.

Relena: ...

Heero: And the hardest was with this hair!


So what do you think? The best part is that I was witness of similar talk between my friends - girl & boy.

[Mellie]

ooo hehe!

[Chibi-sitter]

So what do you think? The best part is that I was witness of similar talk between my friends - girl & boy.

(I miss horse riding we stopped lessons because my sister got kicked by a pony)

[Crazygurl]

(I miss horse riding we stopped lessons because my sister got kicked by a pony)

I'm praying that you still understood the joke, Chibi!!!!!

[Raspberry]

I ride time-to-time... Cuz it's expensive, and my parents not always can give me cash for it :-? Your sis was kicked by a pony? I fell from horse twice - once straight on my neck (good that I had rider's hat on!) and other time I did a flip in the air and landed on my belly in front of a mare And horse stood on my feet... And almost crashed me with his butt (I was near wall)... I was scared, but not because I fell - I was scared to tell my Mum! She could let me horse riding anymore! But she let me anyway And yeah, horse riding is beautiful... *sighs dreamly*

But that talk I witnessed was on "Summer in saddle" - you know, I was horse riding on summer vacation.

*sigh* I didn't make you laugh, so it wasn't that good... I told ya I can't write good pick-up lines.

[Chibi-sitter]

Oww, poor Raspberry.

I'm praying that you still understood the joke, Chibi!!!!!

you girls!....did ya see my --> s
I understood the joke! But I'm tired of responding to funny things with --> . I chose the ---> because I understood the joke and winks have a variety of meanings.

*sigh* I didn't make you laugh, so it wasn't that good... I told ya I can't write good pick-up lines

I did laugh - I just didn't use the laugh emoticon. And you CAN write pick-up lines. *hugs*


Here I'm laughing mad because now I'm gonna tickle you both!!!

[Crazygurl]

AAAH! NO TICKLES, IT'S MY ONLY (yes, only) WEAKNESS!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAHH!!! *runs off*

[Chibi-sitter]

Duo's pick up lines
(these are for the ladies of GW lucky Duo)

I'll dye my hair blonde and wear it out just to be with ya ~ to Noin

Hey I know a great act you & me can put together in your bedroom ~ to Catherine

Hey babe wanna get LUCKY?! ~ to Midii

Picture this, you, me, bubble baths, and a bottle of champagne ~ to Lady Une

Dr PO, I'm not feeling myself today, can I feel you? ~ to Sally

*bows to Queen Relena, she curtsies* It's not a proper curtsy unless your skirt's over your head ~ to Relena

Hey, baby. Temptation's down this way ~ to Dorothy


Hilde: :-?

Mariemaia:

Duo: sorry Mariemaia, you're too young. And Hilde ya still my no.1 gal!

Heero, Trowa, Quatre, Wufei & Zechs: :x :x :x :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

[Morrighan]

Oh I would certainly hope the other G-boys would react that way! Duo's making moves on their girls!

Entertaining to the extreme!