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Post by fubberr »

Oo0o! had a incident! I remember!!!

I was wearing sandals that day, with my feet a little to big. I was standing in front of a door watching my mom buy stuff. My toe nail wasn't long, but long enough to get caught on the door that opened, caught me nail and tore it off! Ya! I cried and i didn't ever want to look at my toe.

Anyways..now that gave me..shivies.....ahh! I need a distraction! *runs to her pack of diet coke*

I hate surgerys.. they give me... shivies... ahh!! Now i'm feeling everyone's pain..someone help!! *runs to her pack of sugar cubes*
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Post by Morrighan »

Poor fubberr. *pats her on the head*

I've never had to go to the hospital for any kind of operation and I certainly hope I can keep it that way. :D

Keep us posted, Heero! I hope she has a fast and uncomplicated recovery!
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Post by Lady Casper »

Ouch. I dont think anybody ever wants to go to the hospital. It makes you feel all sick and everything when you see ppl who are worse than you. It makes my stomach turn. I feel bad for people who have to stay in there. :-?

I'll take my chances I aint ever going to a hospital again.no way :pale:
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Post by Chibi-sitter »

I been to the hospital cuz of a lil accident.
I was so scared when they pulled out a tray with all the sharp surgery instruments on it and told me to "Lay back & relax"
:eek: Are they kidding!

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Chibi-sitter wrote:I been to the hospital cuz of a lil accident.
I was so scared when they pulled out a tray with all the sharp surgery instruments on it and told me to "Lay back & relax"
:eek: Are they kidding!
Ahhhh!!! I'd go in panic mode, take one of the little knifey things and threaten them like Heero would! [err..]

ahahaha its like.. "Lay back and relax, we're just gonna cut you open with my knife and just stitch up your wound with this thread and needle and then patch you up and then clean up the bloood.. aa.......d.fasd.fa.fad""

err..ya.. yay pat on my head! ribbit!

sorry :P
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Post by Van Schroeder »

My girl's afraid of surgery and hates all needles with a BIG passion.
Okay, I need help. Say someone's stressed out, you're getting stressed out, it's a big mess, and you won't even sit in the same room anymore. What do you do?
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Post by Chibi-sitter »

Okay, I need help. Say someone's stressed out, you're getting stressed out, it's a big mess, and you won't even sit in the same room anymore. What do you do?
Ok I'm not sure how to answer that without it sounding like a joke....so I'll give ya a hug. *hugs*

Oh Heero is away for a while. But Trowa is back! And we got a Dorothy advice column to and don't forget Death.

(Ya know all these people who run these advice columns are the one's I least expected to. I would of thought Duo & Quatre would have...)

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Post by Raspberry »

Hmm, yeah, I know this situation more than well.

I think that someone should stay calm for as long as he can, and try to walk with that somebody. It's quite helpful to agree with everything or try to tell a joke or something... You know, distract (sp?)
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How crazy
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Post by Heero »

Okay... things have finally calmed down.

I appologize for my abscence, but more things have happened this week than any other week. Relena's doing fine. She got her toe bandaged up. All the splinters are gone. We had a visitor staying with us, and oh so much more.

Anyway.... back to answering questions.

Raspberry's right. you just have to put everything aside, including dignity and anger, and just try to make everything go back to normal.

Sorry for not being around, but everything's okay again. Just ask, and I'll answer.
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Post by Raspberry »

Heero wrote: Sorry for not being around, but everything's okay again. Just ask, and I'll answer.
It's okay Heero :D We all are happy that you are back and Miss Relena is all right now :D :D :D And you don't have to be sorry! We're not angry at all! Right guys???


In my last post... I meant "talk with somebody", not "walk" :-? Oh well :lol:
How crazy
Stop talking about me as if you know me
How crazy
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Song How Crazy by YUI

Just be yourself.

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