GW pick up lines

[inukikyo]

Not bad there man!!! Okay heres a few of mine:

D: "My ponytail aint the only thing thats long baby!"

H: "Perfect soldier, meaning I fight long and hard"

Trowa: "My hair isnt the only thing that defies gravity!"

Quatre: "I believe in piece on earth and goodwill toward men. Wanna gimme a piece?"


I know Im such a hentai but these ones kinda begged to be written!!! Lemme know what you think!

*slams hatch on Deathscythe as you all hear Shinigami and Inuyasha scream followed by the crack of a whip*

Don't ask questions cuz im too shy to tell ya!!

[Crazygurl]

Naughty... Very funny!

[inukikyo]

Yeah I know I am!!

[Chibi-sitter]

I really love those lines, inukikyo.

[inukikyo]

Why thank you chibisitter!! I happen to think Im good at making them up cuz my ex bf used lotsa stupid ones on me!!


In any case do ya mind if i make ya my friend? You know cuz youre kinda cool and all?

Well, for todays rant: I present to you a call made to me by my ex just yesterday


Him: So youre coming down in a few weeks?

Me: Yeah why?

Him: You gonna come by and see me?

Me: You gonna behave like a gentleman?

Him: No

Me: Im being serious

Him: So was I

Me: Maybe I better not go see you if you cant control yourself around me

Him: Not cant, just wont

Me: Oh please!




Yeah thats what I lived with for two years! And you wonder where I get the naughty pick up lines!


Now ya know!!! Tell me if you think one of the boys could get anywhere using a line like that!

later!

[Crazygurl]

Funny. Are you gonna see him?

[Chibi-sitter]

In any case do ya mind if i make ya my friend? You know cuz youre kinda cool and all?

Of course, I'll add ya too.
I'm "cool"???......no one at school calls me that, I'm a outcast/blak sheep or I'm weird, strange or freaky... :-?
"Baaaaa" to those white sheep
I got carried away.

Tell me if you think one of the boys could get anywhere using a line like that!

......I don't think they would.....unless the girl they use it on wasn't paying attention to what they were saying

[Crazygurl]

Well, they say it, and seeing that it doesn't work, they just take their shirt off and get the girl instantly.

[Chibi-sitter]

Well, they say it, and seeing that it doesn't work, they just take their shirt off and get the girl instantly.

That made my day. I just got back from school -I needed some humour. Thanx.

[Raspberry]

Hey guys! I think I got some quite good pick-up line for G-boys!

Heero (to Relena): I buried in you my pain, my trust my love... Can I bury something else?..

I know it's not so good but...

Oh, and this is my pick up line after I read one of bookworm's stories:

"Don't be so excited or JUNIOR will say hallo!"

I always say this when my pals are starting to be goofy