Ask Heero (A Real Advice Column)

[Crazygurl]

*raises eyebrow* Really, Calla? Why is Frances a familiar name, huh? *suspicious*

For your kid-keeping, I can only give you a pat and a sympathetic face. My cousins are the kindest and most adorable, and most polite kids I know. I have NO experience with... eccentric... children. Especially those who think they're Spiderman.



So don't worry! *hugs* Everything is gonna be alright (I hope...)!!

[Crazygurl]

TINK!!!

[Raspberry]

Calla I think you should scare her you'd do the same. Tell her you'll climb on the bookshelf with her

Or tell her that she can cut her hair with scissors. When something's not forbidden - it's no exciting to doing it. Try this tactic

Oh gosh, tomorrow I'll have a talk with school psychologist ( ) about those girls who threatened me. :-? I'd have to tell I was mocking them lil bit, but they started!.. So Heero what would you advice me to avoid being beaten (just in case)?..

[bookworm]

...I thought so. I really thought so.

*cough*

Tink, sorry for not remembering your name. Gomen.

[Chibi-sitter]

Hi Calla,
just give the kid something to do like drawing on the walls -but make sure you sticky tape paper to them first -works for me, or video games.

Or ya can just hide the scissors or tell her she's not spider-man -she's spider-girl, so she's too young to climb walls and swing off fans. Give her a ball of wool and tell her go spin a web

I've got the flu so sorry if I sound looney.

[Heero]

I wrote out a whole paragraph or two, and when I clicked submit, it logged me out. This isn't the first time this has happened either.

About the kids... hide the scissors behind the TV or stereo system. Chances are he/she had already been trained not to go around wires. And be careful with reverse psychology... sometimes it's works, other times it just validates their actions.

About the girls bothering you... you did the right thing by telling an authority. Now as for avoiding them... stay around places where authority figures would be. Lke in a hall wall around the principal's office. Or something to that effect. That way if a fight does break out, it will be immediatly stopped. And they wuld get harsher punishment.

Also.... it's not "Tink" it's Lord Tink the Conquerer. And he's nothing but bad news if you ask me.

And now I have a question for all of you...
Although I have aced computer mechanics, my typing skills are lacking. I type fast, but alwas full of errors. So if anyone knows a good FREE typing tutorial I would be very greatful.

[Raspberry]

Um, no, sorry I don't know such tutorial :-?

Domo arigatou Heero! *bow* I'll do that in future. I had a talk with our psychologist today. She said she'll talk with the girls to leave me alone. Though my brother called me a wimp that I went to principal and not to him (he'd scared them... yeah, right, and they would scare me with their mates as well -_-; ), but I know I did the right thing. Thanks again!

[White Witch]

Although I have aced computer mechanics, my typing skills are lacking. I type fast, but alwas full of errors. So if anyone knows a good FREE typing tutorial I would be very greatful.

www.typing-tutorial.com
www.goodtyping.com

Maybe you're lacking in skills because you tend to type out things in the evening...GRATEful, by the way. Agh, my spelling nitpickedness attacks again! :x

[HostGundam]

Hello again Heero, I hope you are not busy. I'm going to be at this site for a small time. I honestly have no intrest in whimsical romance novels. I'm only interested in talking to you for a while. I have a few questions to ask you. As leader on NeoZeon, I am quite preoccupied with my work. So I don't have all day to spend time on this internet site. I would be grateful if you responded quickly. Thank you.

[Criticgundam]

Hey Heero, in case you didn't see it the first time, I would appreciate it if you contacted Rashid. Oh ya, when you manage to type right, you can change your signiture into something cooler. (good luck with the typing)


Hey Rasp. I know from experiance that those girls won't stop. they may for a little while, but they'll get started as soon as thought frequintly escapes their minds. Aside from the bozos that I had to deal with, I've had serious problems to deal with. There is really only one way to deal with it. Martial Arts.. Some instructers can train a somewhat unique stile called Chin Na I think thats how its spelled. Thats the way its pronounced. It took a couple kids and a trip to the hospital to finally get the kids off me but it worked. This is a self-defense art only.. parents nine times out of ten should say yes to that. (It can also be a way of taking care of your other problem with your father as well)