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Heero · Post by **Heero** » Fri May 14, 2004 2:46 pm

Look at my body! Don't I look so good in spandex? I bet you can't help but want to give it a little pinch. Or you can cover me in chocolate icing and just lick it off of me.

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I am so sorry. It was NOT my choice. Blame Relena. But I wrked in the emoticon like I said I would. I'll give a REAL post answering your questions tonight.

Morrighan · Post by **Morrighan** » Fri May 14, 2004 3:01 pm

Heero wrote: Look at my body! Don't I look so good in spandex? I bet you can't help but want to give it a little pinch. Or you can cover me in chocolate icing and just lick it off of me.

OMG!!! Relena, I can't believe you actually got him to say that!!!!

Oh gracious, that sent me into a fit of hysterics.....

Gurl, I officially love you.

Give your fiance some nice lovin' for us, k???

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Raspberry · Post by **Raspberry** » Fri May 14, 2004 3:32 pm

...*trying to not[/b] burst into laugh*...

Go Relena! Girl, you're my greatest idol - you made Heero, the Perfect Soldier, to write something like "babbling teen girl"!

And Heero used an EMOTICON!!! Yaaay! I'm happy that Heero could make his 2000th post Go Heero! (you're my idol as well )

Ok, so now I can ask. There are two older girls. They think they're goddesses and can do whatever they want. Yesterday, one of them pushed me from the stairs (only 2 steps), and "called" me, so I answered "And vice versa!". Few minutes later they come to me and started to threaten me (cursing) with their fists. I only turned my face so they could have good look on my cheeck and told "C'mon!". They were threatenig me more, and I was answering in mocking tone. Then one of them started to smother me. I didn't react (and my pal who sat beside me didn't either -_-; ). I didn't show I was scared - and I wasn't. Later they were gone. But today one of the girls started again. She was threaten me again with words "So you're bored with breathing with straight nose?" I said "Maybe". I was tought. My other friend stood beside me (and didn't react) and heard everything.. When I went out of the locker room (it was after P.E.), I went straight to principle's office and told about their behaviour. They said they'll talk about it with me on Monday... Ok, now the point of my problem: what should I do if those s**** catch me with their mates?.. Kendo won't work, I'm short and not so strong and I don't run fast. If I scream, people probably won't react. One of the girls lives in my neighbourhood... *sigh* Sometimes I'm too brave...

Crazygurl · Post by **Crazygurl** » Fri May 14, 2004 7:50 pm

Relena, icing is GOOOOOOOD.

Especially on men.

Hee-chan now I understand more precisely why they call you Miss Relena's love slave.

(Better than the Heero torture club, huh?)

I dunno, that emoticon looks like a sly grin... Don't you think?

Rasb, you did the right thing. I mean, talking about it. Who the hell do your friends think they're helping BY NOT REACTING??????

HECK, I'D NOT ONLY BEAT THOSE GIRLS TO A PULP IF THEY SPOKE TO ONE OF MY FRIENDS LIKE THAT, BUT I'D ALSO BEAT MY OTHER FRIENDS UP!!!!!!!!!

Got it?

Chibi-sitter · Post by **Chibi-sitter** » Fri May 14, 2004 11:42 pm

Ok, since I haven't recovered from the shock and giggles from what Relena made you post.....I'm just gonna agree with what everyone else said cuz I'm SPEECHLESS!

ACTUALLY I DO HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY BUT I WON'T SAY IT CUZ I'D BE OVER STEPPING MY BOUNDARIES. PM ME IF YA WANNA KNOW.

Raspberry

*big hug* I'm not good with confrontations. I've always gone outta my way to avoid em -

story of my life. I'm a chicken.

Sorry, me been away so long cuz I been exhausted from my play, we finished our last performance friday night and I'm going to the after party celebration tonight. So catch ya'll later.

White Witch · Post by **White Witch** » Sat May 15, 2004 3:11 am

Raspberry-san...my life's like that, so I know how you feel. Only my problems are with stupid guys who think they own the world and the rest of us are their little minions. I'd only strike back with verbal abuse. One time there was this guy who was only popular cause he's "funny" and he hangs out with the popular people, and he alwasy teases me about being dorky and stuff (why does he care?). For a guy his age, he's really short, so I'd strike back by taunting him with "dwarf! dwarf!" and saying stuff to my seatmate like "y'know I think we're in a forest! I see monkeys and a dwarf!".

But seeing that these are 2 girls with a posse with them, it was a good thing that you reported it. Just tell them to leave you alone VERY FIRMLY. Don't try to fight them. Words hurt more than bruises sometimes.

And congratulations to us for having 2004 posts! (this ones 2005)
Yuy-san, you're so funny sometimes

Heero · Post by **Heero** » Sat May 15, 2004 4:04 am

Okay Raspberry, before I give advice to you... do you know them on a personal basis? Or just as people who pass by?

And no I have not contacted other pilots... but I probably can get a hold of Rasid maybe. If he's not busy that is.

And when you look at war, all it comes down to is the person who is stronger automatically wins the right of opinion. So if a weak guy said 2+2=4 and a buff guy said 2+2=6, and the tough guy beats up the litle guy, thus making his incorrect opinion the right one. It makes no sense really.

And as for the Comment... I hope that someday that little blurb that I was talked into saying can wipe clean from your memories...

Raspberry · Post by **Raspberry** » Sat May 15, 2004 4:54 am

I spoke to them few times about 2-3 years ago (they were my coisin's acquaintances), but they're "pass by" people. Though I know something about them - they have bad reputation in our school, so everyone knows 'em. I'm not scared if they "call" me or beat me, cuz I can respond in verbal war and beat lil them as well, but the worse is that they're always hanging out with their mates, and it's not too easy to run away from 5-8 people. And my friends didn't react cuz they were probably scared. *shrugs* I'm not scared of being beaten, but I wanna know what should I do to avoid this. They probably won't do anything to me till Monday, but it's better to be prepared...

Thank you Chibi *hugs her back* and Witch-chan *shakes her hand* and Heero *nod* and Crazy *smiles* ! I really appreciate your help.

Crazygurl · Post by **Crazygurl** » Sat May 15, 2004 6:38 am

You know what they say?

'Le silence face ? la violence est acceptation et complicit?.'

Silence in front of violence is a form of acceptance and you only help it more.

Got that?

If they bring their friends, do you think that STILL standing up for yourself will work? Maybe it'll impress them, if they think that the more they are can impress you, and you still answer back, they'll see it doesn't faze you.

It worked for me once. It WAS kinda stupid, but we were in class, and the people were saying something completely wrong, and I was the only one saying the opposite, and I knew I was right, and then the teacher came, listened for a while to us arguing, and finally said I was right.

I swear, the silence that followed was delicious.

In other words, knowing that you're better than them and standing up for it isn't wrong. If you're scared of being beat up for it, and thus don't speak up, then you're only aiding their totalitarian control.

I'm not a reject. Rather far from it. I get along pretty well with just about everyone. Guys, girls, but I hang around the smart gang, because I feel it's where I fit in better.

If one of the preppy people picked on one of them because they're so smart (and hell they are) --well, they wouldn't, because they know that being smart also means having a personality that goes with it--, I'd fight back. And if the principal got to me, heck, I'd defend my point way past detention.

They had no right, and if I get severely punished for expressing my point, I don't see why I should stay in the freakin' school. They can expell me all they want.

But I would hang on until the end. (And they would find themselves with well deserved bruises later on

).

So hang in there, show 'em who's boss! :evil:

Chibi-sitter · Post by **Chibi-sitter** » Sat May 15, 2004 8:33 am

Here's some photos from my play Swing Kats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.users.bigpond.com/foolishpau ... gkats.html

*wipes tears away* It's all over *sniff*

Also, we got it filmed and being made into a DVD and VHS video. Me saw it at the party

I ran outta the room when my death scene came up......

I can't watch it

"AHHHHH"

Thank you Chibi *hugs her back*

Awwwww, *hugs Rasp back*. "I'm in a huggy mood. HUGS FOR EVERYONE!"

Blissful Ignorance

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