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For the Chinese zodiac I'm a Pig, which I suppose puts me somewhere between a year and two years older then Yuy.
And you want a joke? Here's a joke for you:
It was a dark, stormy, night. A Marine was on his first assignment, and it was guard duty.
A General stepped out taking his dog for a walk. The nervous young Private snapped to attention, made a perfect salute, and snapped out "Sir, Good Evening, Sir!"
The General, out for some relaxation, returned the salute and said "Good evening soldier, nice night, isn't it?"
Well it wasn't a nice night, but the Private wasn't going to disagree with the General, so the he saluted again and replied "Sir, Yes Sir!".
The General continued, "You know there's something about a stormy night that I find soothing, it's really relaxing. Don't you agree?"
The Private didn't agree, but them the private was just a private, and responded "Sir, Yes Sir!"
The General, pointing at the dog, "This is a Golden Retriever, the best type of dog to train."
The Private glanced at the dog, saluted yet again and said "Sir, Yes Sir!"
The General continued "I got this dog for my wife."
The Private simply said "Good trade Sir!"
And you want a joke? Here's a joke for you:
It was a dark, stormy, night. A Marine was on his first assignment, and it was guard duty.
A General stepped out taking his dog for a walk. The nervous young Private snapped to attention, made a perfect salute, and snapped out "Sir, Good Evening, Sir!"
The General, out for some relaxation, returned the salute and said "Good evening soldier, nice night, isn't it?"
Well it wasn't a nice night, but the Private wasn't going to disagree with the General, so the he saluted again and replied "Sir, Yes Sir!".
The General continued, "You know there's something about a stormy night that I find soothing, it's really relaxing. Don't you agree?"
The Private didn't agree, but them the private was just a private, and responded "Sir, Yes Sir!"
The General, pointing at the dog, "This is a Golden Retriever, the best type of dog to train."
The Private glanced at the dog, saluted yet again and said "Sir, Yes Sir!"
The General continued "I got this dog for my wife."
The Private simply said "Good trade Sir!"
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Quatre's sisters? One that I know of, but there are so many of them I've probably run across them without knowing it.
As for why I'm calm when knives are thrown at me. Cathrine has excellent aim with her knives, developed from years of careful practice, by now her muscles are so used to the action that it's almost reflex.
That and I started putting magnets in the target board behind me after that one time she hit me.
As for why I'm calm when knives are thrown at me. Cathrine has excellent aim with her knives, developed from years of careful practice, by now her muscles are so used to the action that it's almost reflex.
That and I started putting magnets in the target board behind me after that one time she hit me.
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Oh... That eplains quite lot...
Trowa, do you Gundam Pilots had any money from scientists??? Or did you have to earn money by yourself (during the war with OZ of course)? And how much do you earn now???
Trowa, do you Gundam Pilots had any money from scientists??? Or did you have to earn money by yourself (during the war with OZ of course)? And how much do you earn now???
How crazy
Stop talking about me as if you know me
How crazy
I?ve been running away from the ship
sinking in the depths of the ocean
Song How Crazy by YUI
Just be yourself.
Stop talking about me as if you know me
How crazy
I?ve been running away from the ship
sinking in the depths of the ocean
Song How Crazy by YUI
Just be yourself.
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All of the pilots provided for themselves, in my case I was a mercenary.
Quatre, was a Winner.
Wufei, was supported by his clan.
Duo, was a thief.
Heero, I'm not entirely sure what his deal was, that might be something to ask him. But I do know the central planning of operation meteor was from L1, and Heero was part of an organized resistance that probably supported his efforts. If all else fails he could always hack a bank's computer.
I would rather not discuss my current income, but it is low since I'm working towards a B.A. Degree currently.
Quatre, was a Winner.
Wufei, was supported by his clan.
Duo, was a thief.
Heero, I'm not entirely sure what his deal was, that might be something to ask him. But I do know the central planning of operation meteor was from L1, and Heero was part of an organized resistance that probably supported his efforts. If all else fails he could always hack a bank's computer.
I would rather not discuss my current income, but it is low since I'm working towards a B.A. Degree currently.
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Lucky bastard *in that good meaning of course* I wish I had that ability of hacking :-?
Ok, two more questions:
What B.A.Degree is?
and
So you don't work in circus anymore???
Ok, two more questions:
What B.A.Degree is?
and
So you don't work in circus anymore???
How crazy
Stop talking about me as if you know me
How crazy
I?ve been running away from the ship
sinking in the depths of the ocean
Song How Crazy by YUI
Just be yourself.
Stop talking about me as if you know me
How crazy
I?ve been running away from the ship
sinking in the depths of the ocean
Song How Crazy by YUI
Just be yourself.
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- Bishounen Strip Club Special Guest|Mobile Armor Pilot in Training
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Sorry for taking the subject back to hair...but I can't resist comparing hair lengths. Mine's...erm... *measures hair with a fifteen cm ruler* 75.5 cms!
Unbraided.

- teh Brat
Preposition: An enormously versatile part of grammar, as in 'What made you pick up this book I didn't want to read to out of up for?' - Winston Churchill
do not disturb... already disturbed
The Ranting
Preposition: An enormously versatile part of grammar, as in 'What made you pick up this book I didn't want to read to out of up for?' - Winston Churchill
do not disturb... already disturbed
The Ranting