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Trowa
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Post by Trowa »

For the Chinese zodiac I'm a Pig, which I suppose puts me somewhere between a year and two years older then Yuy.

And you want a joke? Here's a joke for you:
It was a dark, stormy, night. A Marine was on his first assignment, and it was guard duty.

A General stepped out taking his dog for a walk. The nervous young Private snapped to attention, made a perfect salute, and snapped out "Sir, Good Evening, Sir!"

The General, out for some relaxation, returned the salute and said "Good evening soldier, nice night, isn't it?"

Well it wasn't a nice night, but the Private wasn't going to disagree with the General, so the he saluted again and replied "Sir, Yes Sir!".

The General continued, "You know there's something about a stormy night that I find soothing, it's really relaxing. Don't you agree?"

The Private didn't agree, but them the private was just a private, and responded "Sir, Yes Sir!"

The General, pointing at the dog, "This is a Golden Retriever, the best type of dog to train."

The Private glanced at the dog, saluted yet again and said "Sir, Yes Sir!"

The General continued "I got this dog for my wife."

The Private simply said "Good trade Sir!"
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Post by Chibi-sitter »

:lol:
You and Heero tell good jokes. :salute:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I just meant that you and him takes some stuff too seriously.
But ya funny when ya want to be :D

Have you met any of Quatre's sisters?

Trowa
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Post by Trowa »

Quatre's sisters? One that I know of, but there are so many of them I've probably run across them without knowing it.

As for why I'm calm when knives are thrown at me. Cathrine has excellent aim with her knives, developed from years of careful practice, by now her muscles are so used to the action that it's almost reflex.

That and I started putting magnets in the target board behind me after that one time she hit me.
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Post by Raspberry »

Oh... That eplains quite lot...

Trowa, do you Gundam Pilots had any money from scientists??? Or did you have to earn money by yourself (during the war with OZ of course)? And how much do you earn now???
How crazy
Stop talking about me as if you know me
How crazy
I?ve been running away from the ship
sinking in the depths of the ocean

Song How Crazy by YUI

Just be yourself.

Trowa
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Post by Trowa »

All of the pilots provided for themselves, in my case I was a mercenary.
Quatre, was a Winner.
Wufei, was supported by his clan.
Duo, was a thief.
Heero, I'm not entirely sure what his deal was, that might be something to ask him. But I do know the central planning of operation meteor was from L1, and Heero was part of an organized resistance that probably supported his efforts. If all else fails he could always hack a bank's computer.

I would rather not discuss my current income, but it is low since I'm working towards a B.A. Degree currently.
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Post by Chibi-sitter »

Thanks for answering Trowa. :razz:
And I too guess Heero got around without money by hacking -he got into St Gabriels for free -and that was a private school!

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Post by Raspberry »

Lucky bastard *in that good meaning of course* I wish I had that ability of hacking :-?

Ok, two more questions:

What B.A.Degree is?

and

So you don't work in circus anymore???
How crazy
Stop talking about me as if you know me
How crazy
I?ve been running away from the ship
sinking in the depths of the ocean

Song How Crazy by YUI

Just be yourself.

Trowa
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Post by Trowa »

I still work with them, along with the preventers part time.

B.A. Is Bachelor of Arts degree.
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Post by White Witch »

Year of the Pig...that means you're about 21, ne?
College, the circus, the preventers...your life's fun :D ! For me, anyway.
Ja, matta desu ne!
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How troublesome...
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Post by Rose of Betrayal »

Sorry for taking the subject back to hair...but I can't resist comparing hair lengths. Mine's...erm... *measures hair with a fifteen cm ruler* 75.5 cms! :D Unbraided.
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Preposition: An enormously versatile part of grammar, as in 'What made you pick up this book I didn't want to read to out of up for?' - Winston Churchill

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