Ask Heero (A Real Advice Column)

[Raspberry]

Ah, yes indeed, that could be fun

Heero and how about horses? Do you like them as much as Relena does? Would you like to ride on a black arabian stallion? I love horses and to go horse riding! Though I never rode on a stallion... I'm medium advanced, so now I prefer mares And how about Relena?.. Could you ask her which stallions or mares does she prefer?

Oh, I almost forgot! Who besides Relena or what can make you smile?

[Criticgundam]

I'm sorry you guys, I didnt mean to be nasty. I got to read your story Heero, I think it was very good. Its like a soldier talking a beloved pet puppy. You might have missed my earlier question, do you know that one of the sites that is linked to blissfulignorance has your real name and profile?


I have another question for you as well (its not nasty either.. jee, I have a lot of questions don't I? ) I have a brother who is going on eight years old. I asked among other things if he wanted a gundam model or action figure. Would you like to know what my unwise sibbling said to me? He said that power rangers and pokemon could beat up gundams anyday. After wiping the tears of laughter of my face, I told him if you wanted to.. you could give him some statics on the possibilty of that actually happening. When you post them, I will let my brother read them. Afterwards I'll beat him up. :evil:


Ok, as my advice column.. Heero, I couldn't find the others. I think they ran away There is still the possibility that they came back. I was bluffing when I said I would try to imitate them. That was a warning shot actually. Here is the real ultimatum..: Gundam pilots and friends, it is not fair that Heero has to do all the work on this column. So.. If you do not appear, I will make you appear by using 'singles' of you that YAOI artists use. nothing to gross, but legal for this site. If you want me to be more spacific. The pictures will show you (clothed) in provocative poses. How does that sound :evil: I'm going to be posting my column today. You have til I find and post them. I will remind you that there are around 12,000 gundam sites to chose from. I will see you shortly. (And Heero, if they still don't come, I''ll just show a pic of Duo and Trieze. if they still don't come I will have to give up )


I will see you all later! Goodbye!

[Chibi-sitter]

YOU GUYS BETTER COME OUT OF HIDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't wanna see those pictures, EVER!

[Crazygurl]

Scary...

People, I was just wondering, for my own personal info, and I'm not selling this to anyone ( Don't look at me like that! I'M INNOCENT!!!!!!!!)... um... What was I saying again?

Oh, yeah. Well here is the context of my question:

I have school. Too much hours go down the drain with that.

And I have a movie to make. For school.

And I have two projects for the end of the month.

And I have to plan not only for myself, but for five other people. No... Six, actually.

And that reduces SOMEWHAT my time on BI, meaning I'm left to wonder at the unfairness of seeing you all on here and I have so much catching up to do.

But my question is: How much time do you spend on Internet, and on BI, and when you're NOT on the computer, what the heck do you do?????

HOW COME I'M SO FREAKIN BUSY????

Sorry. I had to wonder.

--Crazygurl

PS: Don't EVER get me started on hot bishies. EVER. I actually have a club to get un-addicted from them. And MEMBERS. This non-withstanding the fact that we have a Strip club at the back door.

[Chibi-sitter]

I should PM you bout it Crazygurl?

I'm on here all nite and after my nap when I get home from school.

Reason is;
No one in my family or friends watch the animes that are on this site, and if I talk about it to them its not fun and mostly I get told to shut up.

And yes HOT BISHIES! And fics bout my fav couples! HYxRP!!

I got to get ready for school in 13 minutes *yawn* byes.



Hey what strip club?

[Raspberry]

I'm here because.... I'm BI addict No, just kidding Reason why I'm here is quite sad... Everyone here are my friends and like to be here, because I don't have any All I got are classmates or old buddies... :-? Oh well, I just like to talk with you guys

Me have to go - it's near midnight and my parents are shouting on me

Goodnight!

[Heero]

As for the gals, I think Sally's pretty interesting. She's pretty strong, stronger than Wufei in my opinion. Dorothy needds to cut those eye brows seriously. She's such a nucence. When has she EVER done anything to help? Noin would be a lot better if she got over that infatuation she has over whats-his-face. I never really got to know Hilde very well, but Duo has introduced me to her, and we have crossed paths a couple times. She seems nice. And then there's Unne...
Ive heard this said somewhere before but I don't rememebr from whom. It was "If Lady Une and Milliardo got together, all four of them would be happy"
That's pretty cleaver.

Now, as for the mispelling in my last post I meant to say SHIRT... I don't enjoy wearing "a dark grey shit" as I accedently stated in my last post.

Pokemon can not beat a gundam. But power rangers do have a mecha aswel. But I don't know much about it other than the fact that they have one. I have buster rifles, and Zero was armored in gundanium alloy. So things aren't looking up for them.

I'm not >that< into horses, but I do enjoy rideing occatinally.I took a few equestrian classes. A black stallion sounds like fun, I would try it. Relena has her favorite tan mare she named Sparky. No idea why she named it that.

Now I'll try sleeping. Perhaps I'll put on my "dark grey shit".

[Crazygurl]

*grin*

Got that answered. Seems we're all here for that.

Hee-chan, I think you're right. All that said about the ladies, I came to think of it as logical.

I mean, you only met them a few times or so (except Relena-san), and the image you get of them is, in its own, special way, very correct.

And I'm sure everyone noticed the dark grey shit, but don't worry, a look at your signature set it straight. :razz:

Peeps, seems my PM inbox is screwed up... I don't get it. Can't read a message.... I'll wait and see what happens.

Anyway, see yas!!

--Crazygurl

[Raspberry]

Peeps, seems my PM inbox is screwed up...

Yeah, mine too! :-?

Thanks for answer Heero. I was thinking about it when I remembered you galloping on that white stallion

I didn't notice that mispeling error. *shrugs* But now it sounds cool

Ah, Heero! You forgot about my question with "bad rebellious girl" clothes. I told you what type of "bad girl" I mean. And BTW, say hallo to Relena from me

[Chibi-sitter]

Hey Heero its ok for the spelling errors, like Crazygurl said about your signature. Thanks for answering
I got that last part about Une & Zechs *snickers*

Well I was almost swearing my head of today, they made me do my deathscene 3 times! I can't keep a straight face after one time! And my hands were sticking up they said, so I looked like a dead bug

My PM inbox ain't letting me in either. :-?

Oh, about that other advice column Heero -if someone's answer lets say Duo answers a question bout YOU & Relena and he like tells something that he's not suppose to or fibs - are you gonna go over and correct it or punch him? Same goes for the others.

Hey 10 more pages till 200!!!

One more question, do you & Relena have a song? I mean my sister has a song that her and her boyfriend both like and they make it 'their' song -I think its to represent their relationship....I'm not sure, but do yous two have a special song?