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Post by Heero »

I've gotten cat scans before... not recently though. Last time I went in because Relena forced me to. They did a few checks then said they had to take me in and I wasn't able to leave. They out me in a room 5 stories up. But I had to get home! So took all the electronic appliances and roped together the power cords and scaled the walls. So made made it home in time to go to sleep as I planned.

My... coyote...
He's moved on to a far better place now.
The woods a few miles away.

Relena was very intent on getting rid of him. So she brought a hamster. She said if the coyote stays, he'll attack the hamster. I knew well what I had to do. Let the hamster go.
But when I went in to release the hamster, my coyote was gone. I followed his trail all the way into the woods, but I could not find him.
Every full moon, I still go to the woods and listen for him. But no matter how many times I hear his howl, I can never find him.

And don't get me started on Tink, the hamster... he has plans for me, I'm sure of it.

Raspberry, try this.
When your brother goes to bed, try dipping his hand in warm water and have him wet himself. Then you can pick on him relentlessly for doing so. But not everyone will wet themselves when this method is done. it's about half and half I think.
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Post by Raspberry »

Oh yeah, this sounds good, Heero :D I'll choose the perfect moment, heh heh heh *snickers* I'll do it this weekend, cuz he used to return to home late in the night (and almost always he's bit drunk :-P ) and I have to go sleep after midnight on weekdays... Oh yes, I WILL be relentless *evil grin* :lol: Payback time 'dear bro'! Mwahahaha! I'll give you a report when I'm done Heero! Thank you very much, Comander Yuy :salute: :salute: :salute:

I'm sorry for your coyote Heero... I had a bunny, but he died after 4 years... I cried all night when my Dad took him to wet and never brought him back :cry: But now I have my doggy :D :D :D

Ok, me go sleep now or my parents would catch me in front of the computer after midnight!
How crazy
Stop talking about me as if you know me
How crazy
I?ve been running away from the ship
sinking in the depths of the ocean

Song How Crazy by YUI

Just be yourself.

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Post by Battousai »

Yo Heero,
wondering if u could give me tipz on how to get a boyfriednd,
HELP!

-Battousai,
ps help help help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i am insane, i am also crazy, i am also good at mumbling things i should not............

also 2 anyone who happens 2 run in2 me on a bad day, i hav a sword and i know how 2 use it!

Go to and say that LadyBattousai sent you!(its an anime site 2)

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Post by Calla Lily »

And don't get me started on Tink, the hamster... he has plans for me, I'm sure of it.
Tink? I don't think I've heard of a pet named that before. Somehow, it reminds me of Tinkerbell. Wish to tell us another story, Heero? [p.s. are you responsible for BI's problems as of late? Did YOU hack in to the server?]

Just kidding.

And Battousai, why are you in such a hurry to get a boyfriend? I don't mean to pry, but why are you intent on finding one?

The best tip I can give you is to probably be yourself. Sounds corny, but it's true.

Alright, ppl, gotta go and get ready for vacation. WeeEEEEee!

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Post by Chibi-sitter »

So that was the sever move.
I hope its a long long time before the next one, it took so long!
Me got impatient to get back in here :bounce: :D :-P

I posted a message in here on the day right before the move (I think you did too Heero, cuz I got alerted when new messages are posted in here)
:eek: And they're not here....they vanished?
I heard Blackrose say some recent posts will disapear. Oh well. :roll:
BI is operational again! me happy :salute:

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Post by Morrighan »

Battousai wrote: wondering if u could give me tipz on how to get a boyfriednd,
.....I hate to sound really cynical, but is it really that big of a deal? And is it really that big of a priority? For all you know, having a romantic relationship could blow all your other priorities out of proportion and cause problems.

BUT: If you're truly intent on getting one, don't immediately assume that he's the one. It almost never turns out that way. Relationships just don't happen on their own; <i>you</i> need to work to make them happen.
<i>?I always know you?re about to say something very sweet or very stupid when you use my full name??</i>

Why yes, I <i>am</i> a saucy wench. :-P

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Post by Chibi-sitter »

but is it really that big of a deal? And is it really that big of a priority? For all you know, having a romantic relationship could blow all your other priorities out of proportion and cause problems.
That's why I'm still single. Going on 18 and never dated.
Studies first. And I get more free time and choices without a guy in my life. :lol:

(waiting for Mr right, not Mr 'right now' :-P )

Great advice Morrighan :salute:

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Post by Morrighan »

Chibi-sitter wrote: That's why I'm still single. Going on 18 and never dated.
Studies first. And I get more free time and choices without a guy in my life. :lol:

(waiting for Mr right, not Mr 'right now' :-P )
Exactly!

BTW, I'm still single too, and I turned 17 a month ago. :D Go us!!
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Post by Chibi-sitter »

Exactly!

BTW, I'm still single too, and I turned 17 a month ago. Go us!!
:D yeah GO US! :bounce:

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Post by White Witch »

Hello people! :D I dunno what's with my compy, but I couldn't get into BI for the past few days.
Have you seen The Land Berore Time 1
Yup, back when I was about seven. I LOVED that movie! I watched just about every sequel! I think I missed one though...very touching movie.

Great story on Sasu, btw! I never had a sword before, but I'd like to have one.
Ja, matta desu ne!
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How troublesome...
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