Two Cool for a Casual Outfit

bookworm · Post by **bookworm** » Fri Apr 16, 2004 10:29 pm

Warning, this is the SHORTEST one out of them. I don't care to rewrite it and I think it is okay. This was the toughest one for me; thus, I am satisfied with getting it over with.
Again, I wrote this, not typed it. So it isn't as funny as the first two. But I hope you enjoy it, at least.

Title: Two Cool for a Casual Outfit
Rating: the usual

Nearly two months had passed since the last dare. None had dared Relena anymore, fearing for their sanity. This period of silence would have endured if Duo hadn?t gotten into an argument with Relena. Duo, in a fit of childish temper, dared Relena (?very apparent what is on his mind). He realized too late about his mistake as Relena walked out of the room.

?Crap.?

The other boys, who were in the same room, stared at him reproachfully.

?Baka, you forgot your stupid promise.?

???

?Oh, Duo.?

(Of course, Heero isn?t complaining.)

So the boys waited?which wasn?t long.

Soon after, angry footsteps resounded down the hallway, coming nearer toward the boys.

The boys took deep breaths as they turned their gazes on the door?

?and froze as Relena appeared, wearing?

Quatre dropped the chess piece he held in his hand while across from him, Wufei dropped his crossed arms. Trowa, who had been leaning on the wall watching the game, slid down it as he beheld the sight of Relena wearing an unbuttoned shirt, barely covering her chest, and wearing the shortest shorts he had ever seen, which was so low on her hips that there was no question that she was wearing NOTHING underneath.

Duo, who had been looking over some papers, let those papers slip from his grasp as he realized that he was in TROUBLE?DOWN there.

Relena put her hands on her hips, thereby making the shirt tighter and?

Heero got up from his chair, went up to his girl, and ushered her out of the room.

Silence permeated the room. Finally Duo spoke up.

?I swear I?ll NEVER wear that outfit EVER again.?

All boys looked down at their?REACTIONS and groaned.

THE END

And if I feel good, in the future there might be hope that this will be revised. But in the FUTURE. I'm lazy. And my muse is moody. So sorry that it really is short.

Morrighan · Post by **Morrighan** » Fri Apr 16, 2004 10:39 pm

*bursts into hysterical laughter again* OMG, he so deserved it!!

And of course, why would Heero complain? He's getting haooy everytime, for crying out loud!!

Great job, bookworm!

Chibi-sitter · Post by **Chibi-sitter** » Sat Apr 17, 2004 12:48 am

Hahahahahahahahaha Duo!

He should of learned by now to keep his trap shut,

These are SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!

LOL

Atleast Heero's happy.

(I wonder if Relena is getting a kick outta torturing the boys...)

Another great job! I don't mind if its short Bookworm. Still funny.

Raspberry · Post by **Raspberry** » Sat Apr 17, 2004 4:34 am

As I said, I luv those fics!!!! *she laughs histerically with Morri*

Duo, don't wear ANYTHING, we gals won't be mad

Wow, I just can't wait to see HEERO'S outfit!

Wingnut · Post by **Wingnut** » Sat Apr 17, 2004 9:52 am

Raspberry wrote:As I said, I luv those fics!!!! *she laughs histerically with Morri*

Duo, don't wear ANYTHING, we gals won't be mad Wow, I just can't wait to see HEERO'S outfit!

It's the tight spandex shorts and green tank top, what else?

Calla Lily · Post by **Calla Lily** » Sat Apr 17, 2004 4:02 pm

^_^* Great job, Bookworm. This particular series always makes me laugh. As for Heero, bet he'd be glad to see Relena in his shorts. *evil thoughts start brewing...* Oh dear, bad me.

sailorDH · Post by **sailorDH** » Sat Apr 17, 2004 8:28 pm

short and sweet! Oh, you gotta love torturing them.

bookworm · Post by **bookworm** » Sat Apr 17, 2004 9:41 pm

Yes I do.

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