Title: Clown Suits
Rating: the usual
Pairings: 1xR, 2xH, 3xMU, 4xD, 5xOC (any Asian girl...even u
), 6x9Disclaimer: operational
Six months had passed by since the first dare. The boys eagerly waited the time when they were done being assigned as Relena?s bodyguards. With the exception of Heero, being that he is the only PERMANENT bodyguard of Relena?s. The other four boys impatiently counted down the time when they can finally get some TENSION out of their system. Correction, ALL the tension out of their system due to abstaining and mostly the WET DREAMS they had.
On the last day, the boys were in the meeting room of the mansion as Relena insisted on greeting the girls. So impatient were they that their ears were attuned to the sound that will tell them that the girls arrived.
Soon, they heard the door open as a car halted in the driveway. Being that the meeting room wasn?t too far from the door, they eagerly went to greet the girls. As the boys, including Heero, came nearer to the door, they could only hear the sound of the car dying down and the car doors opening. As soon as they stepped outside, they froze.
Five girls were standing together near the car, tossing their half-masks in it while wearing?clown suits.
One of them, a petite Asian, scowled at the tiny suspenders holding onto her half-pant-and-half-short covering. ?Why did I get TINY ones??
A tall blonde, with a pair of goggles holding her long hair away from her neck, snorted. ?Because of THAT.? She gestured to the small breasts of the Asian (meaning smaller nipples).
A petite dark-haired girl patted the shoulder of the Asian girl. ?Hey, I also got small ones.? She motioned to her own tiny suspenders, which was holding black khaki pants (similar to what Duo is wearing, but much thinner and sexier).
The Asian girl sighed. ?I swear I?m going to punch Trowa for wearing that clown getup.?
?But on Trowa, it looks GOOD.? Another blonde, this time with wavy hair, looked down at her ensemble (similar to what Relena wore the first time, and Trowa?s). ?But on me, it looks-?
?Sexy?? Relena grinned as she stared down at her own ensemble, which consisted of short shorts (similar to what the Starlights wore in Sailor Moon Stars) being held up by black suspenders, ankle boots, and a hat holding her hair up (similar to Chocolate of Sorcerer Hunters, without the gloves).
?Next time, remind me never to do a dare that the boys gave you.? The blonde with the pair of goggles looked down at her own clothes, looking at the black capri and ankle boots (as do the rest of the girls).
Before the girls could reply, another car came up. It screeched to a halt and the car door opened?
?with an angry Zechs going toward his sister.
?RELENA!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU WEARING??
(Zechs is so oblivious of the other girls, who were wearing similar outfits. Poor guy, he is such an overprotective brother.)
The boys, who had been too stunned to react (well, except DOWN there), finally were rejuvenated to move. Heero immediately got Relena out of harm?s way, carrying her back to the mansion (and back to their bedroom). The other boys followed suit (going to their own bedrooms) with their own beloved.
Zechs, left out in the front yard, continued yelling. ?YUY!!! I?LL GET YOU FOR THE INFLUENCE YOU HAVE ON MY SISTER!!!!?
Noin, who had gotten out of the car without the others noticing, stared at Zechs in resignation. ?Zechs, get over it.?
Zechs, too angry to stop his tirade, turned to Noin.
?I SHOULD THINK NOT!?
Noin shook her head. ?Fine, then I won?t put on the similar outfit that Relena gave me.?
Zechs blinked.
?WHAT?!?
THE END
I had fun writing the series, even the previous two. I want to thank the ppl who had read this and replied what they thought about it.
If anyone is wondering if Relena will wear any outfit of Heero's...that is private.
Well...
Okay, here is a little something to conclude the series.
EXTRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Being a Pilot
Rating: the usual
Pairing: 1xR
Disclaimer: operational
The couple was finally alone. They had finally escaped from the estate and Zech?s grasp, arriving at one of the safe houses that had been planned by Heero for Relena?s safety.
Heero was checking the perimeters when he felt her presence.
?Heero.?
Heero turned around and froze.
Relena smiled.
?Finish early, okay??
Before he could answer, she returned to their room.
Heero remained in that frozen state for a minute, before he recovered and returned back to his task. He efficiently finished his task and got out of his seat.
Without their presence, he could relax?which he did?with a smirk.
He was getting SOME quite early in their vacation, if what the spandex-like suit (the suits that the pilots wore during their time in the spaceship) was any indication. He can personally deduce that she was wearing NOTHING beneath that.
Heero turned off the lights.
Oh, yes. He was definitely getting SOME.
FIN
That is it, folks. This is truly the end of this little series. Until next time!!
Ok, that was the best Finale! 
They're so funny, 
And a big YIPPY for the other boys! 
They got some!