Ask Heero (A Real Advice Column)

[Raspberry]

Thank you that you answered Morri, wormbook and how about you?.. What GMT hours are you?.. Heero, remember to answer on this one as well! And will you tell us the story of Sasu today, please?..

Morri, one post more and you'll have number of present year!

Hey gals, what BISHI means?.. Is it the English shorter form of BISHOUNEN or BISHOUJO?.. :-? I'm too stupid to know this...

With-chan, c'mon, join us!!! And when we (all gals) will have to same rank, we could tease Heero in one great union&strenght!!! Can you resist it?..

[Chibi-sitter]

Morri, one post more and you'll have number of present year!

Hey you're right she does!

we could tease Heero in one great union&strenght!!! Can you resist it?..

I hope you're not suggesting what I think you're suggesting Rasp!
(is that why Heero hasn't been in here for awhile? Are you avoiding us? Or have you gone to get your cat-scan thingy? )

[Calla Lily]

we could tease Heero in one great union&strenght!!! Can you resist it?..

Heaven forbid. My rank is scaring me enough as it is, and probably Heero too. He seems quiet lately.

Speaking of scare tactics: it's getting quite warm where I live and as it turns out, the new house is attracting spiders. :x Freakin' GIGANTIC spiders that are about the size of my thumb.... I hate 'em with a passion, hate 'em all!!!

*gets out flamethrower* :evil: Hence, before I scorch the house down into piles of pathetic rubble and ashes, do any of you have suggestions of luring them away or otherwise? I'd suggest blindfolding myself so I can't see them, but that would have to mean I can't walk properly until autumn rolls around again.

*gets out her clogging shoes and prepares herself* You must understand, this is one of my very rare pet peeves in this world. I can handle blood, gore, snakes, wild animals with long teeth, other insects and things you can't imagine... but spiders? I just don't know why.

~Calla.

[bookworm]

...it has been...SILENT around here. Very.

[Chibi-sitter]

do any of you have suggestions of luring them away or otherwise?

I know that the little 8-legged freaks like heat, dark spaces and cracks between things like walls and stuff! (I hate them all except Spider-man )

It depends what spiders you got.
What I fear is the White-tailed spider! A new kind, cuz it breeds and eats other spiders. That spider I hate, its kicked me outta my room 8 times! :x They like my room cuz its warm, and they like to live in clothing, sheets :evil: I've had 2 on me but not bitten yet (I freaked and flattened it where it landed. An hour after that I was still shaking and crying.)

If you have any cob-webs in your house remove them, other spiders hunt those spiders that live in the webs.
DO NOT leave clothes lying around, they'll crawl inside and when u pick it up OWCH!
Keeping the house cool will make em leave -they like the heat, thats why they're inside.

Thats really all I know -I did lots of reading last year when one spider landed on my shoulder. (freakin White-tail!)

Snakes are ok, just avoid long grass and places you know scream snakes and creepy-crawlies like sheds.
Sharks, bears, wild-cats haven't kicked me out of my room so I don't hate them.

[Calla Lily]

Chibi, I just gotta put this down for everybody to see now. Thanks for pointing it out to me, I forgot about it.

Enjoy.

http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/insanity_test.htm

http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/cat/html

http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/madness.htm

[Chibi-sitter]

Yo Calla!
Here's a friendly spider for you.
http://www.apple.com/trailers/sony_pict ... large.html
Why is all the great movies in May, June & July?

[Heero]

Good movies in May, June, and July because people are more prone to see movies in thier summer break.

Sorry I've been gone so long. But i have been busy. Sorry about that.

For your arachnid problem, I would suggest Delta Dust. Look it up on the web. It's pretty cheap and works well. Relena's terrified of bugs so it's extreamly important that we have some.

And the "o" after everything in Japanese is due to the way they pronounce their words. Every letter that makes a shapeing sound is followed by a vowel. Take "hello" for example... Ko-Ni-Chi-Wa. Or Re-Le-Na. So when it ends without a vowel, "o" is added. Like Genocide-o.

My time zone is central... it's four in the morning here as I type this. I need sleep very badly. Thus I hope you understand no Sasu story today. But tomorrow...

[Chibi-sitter]

He's alive! YAY!
We were worried!

Hey Calla I found a funny one!
You guys should enjoy this http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/driving.htm
& anyone up for a quiz?
http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/test.htm

I gotta question -if they were gonna make a GW movie, what should the rating be?
G
PG
M
MA
R?

[White Witch]

The Special Guest position isn't compulsory, isn't it? I'll be keeping quiet from now on.
And when it does reach to that rank (good Lord, no!), I'll just be posting away... seems like a good strategy to me

What's the next, next rank, anyway? Anime junkie? :-?