Ask Heero (A Real Advice Column)

[White Witch]

I'm just not sure if yesterday was really her b-day...the creators never tell us anything!

[Calla Lily]

Well, I'm not sure about Heero but I think I've gone deaf... just kidding.

Well, I too wish her a happy birthday, but I think I said it a bit early... and Mr. Yuy, I too would like to know by which surname she goes by now...

~ Calla.

[Criticgundam]

I'm not counting my chickens before they hatch. They didn't show up today, I think I saw one of them, but I'm not sure. If it was him, then he was probably hiding I'll know by the end of next week for sure if they have backed off. I havn't seen the police or even a cop car so I guess they didn't call them.


I have a message for the other gundam pilots out there if you're really here: I will find you. You will be on my advice column. And if you don't, I'll do it anyway and pretend to be you. I can see it now.. So if you do exist, it would be a good thing for you to appear now. I will have the post ready in a week, you have until then to appear. And don't worry, I'm not going to kidnap anybody or wage some war, I'm just going to do my best to imitate you. I will also TRY to prevent that from happening again so there will be no character bashing. You have nothing to be afraid of now exept for your own reputations.

Relena: Your welcome to reply in my post to come if you wish. Just PM me and let me know.

Heero: If you would find it in your heart somewhere, very.. very.. deep within your heart, would you be so kind as to help me find them if they are here?

[Heero]

I'll tell her you said happy birthday. She's a bit busy right now visitng differant people, but I'll make sure she gets on sometime.

I'm glad to see they're off your back so far criticgundam, let's just hope it stays that way. And I hav no idea where everyone else is hiding off to now days. But maybe they'll pop up somewhere... who knows.

As for right now, Relena's going by the name Relena Darlin. But eventually, I'll change my name too. Then in turn, her name will be changed too. But I have no idea what the name will be yet. But if all goes well, my middle name will be "Danger"

[Chibi-sitter]

my middle name will be "Danger"

Hey, I got a silly question. Heero, if it were up to you to give your fellow gundam pilots code names what would they be?

(This should be funny )

[Raspberry]

Heero why do you want to change your last and middle name??? Do you know that in translation your name and surname means "The One and Only" ??? Oh, has anybody seen that movie "The One" with Jet Li??? Gosh, now HE can do kung-fu! One of my actor-martial artist idol!!!

I wish I could change my name I have the stupidest name in a whole wide world - Caroline -_-;; And for short it's Carol _-_;;; Few years ago, on my English lesson, my teacher asked one of my classmates what should we "put" to verb in that sentence (Simple Present time). Classmate said he dunno. So teacher said : "Carol is he, right?.." and I said : "Isn't Carol a shorter form of Caroline?", and teacher said " Oh, yes, you're right, it is shorter form of your name" _-_;;; And once again somebody mistook my sex. I have really great problems with this, becauase often I'm dressing in a boy-like style. The worst is in winter. One day some lady said to me: "Hey boy, can you take you dog on leash?" Am I THAT bad??? So BI Members, what would you do if you were on my place???[/]

[Chibi-sitter]

*hugs Raspberry*
I can't help you, but I dont like my first or last name. I like my middle though because its more common.

I like Jet Li too, I seen the 'The One'.

Here's something to cheer you up.
http://www.toonamiarsenal.com/
Click into downloads, then scroll down to Fan creations then scroll down again untill you find Parody fan trailers, you'll see Heero must die under the heading. Click the pic next to the text. AND ENJOY.

[No worries people Heero don't die, its just a send up of the film 'Romeo must die'.]

[Raspberry]

Now THIS is called bad luck!!! Arrrgh! I downloaded Heero must die, but when I wanted to play the movie, there was something wrong with my Qiuck Time Player :evil: :evil: :evil: I'll try to fix it tomorrow... Sheeesh... Why always me?..

[White Witch]

So BI Members, what would you do if you were on my place???[/]

Well, I have the same problem too. My name sounds like a girl, but I prefer being called the shorter version of it. It works for my family, but not for for the bitch squad in school. I can't help it if there's a guy who stole my nickname!

"Only the one who caused the tears can wipe them"

KAWAIIII!!!!!!!! Yes, it applies very well to Yuy-san, ne?

[Heero]

Duo: Pestering Piest
Wufei: Hammer Pants
Trowa: Bozo
Quatre: Blondie McGoggles
Zechs: Helmet Boy
Treize: Kooshy-T


And although the name I go by is Heero Yuy, that's only a code name. But I'll still go by Heero Yuy. And don't ask what my real name is, because my true name is extreamly classified. If I release that information, I could easily be found.